Yippee Kiyay - it's the BESH Action Hero Thread

If there are any spares of sufficient quality, faif. I like your creme egg celebration style! I've been looking for an excuse to have one six pack.

frank, didn't dor's chart dip like that too? See what it's like tomorrow. And of course it's the droid absence wot really counts.

Hurrah norf! As you know we had ET on day 2. I said to KFZK it was just like a smear/IUI so I didn't need him there. The night before I had a complete wobble (we just got the one phone call to say it had fertilised the day after EC and the day before ET) and I was convinced it would have perished before we got there, so I made him come and hold my hand. I don't think the worrying ever stops!

frank that chart still looks promising.

How much longer have you got left at work, faif?

Newbie, you'll do. Get your grubby vest on and pick a weapon.

Eggscellent news Norf! All systems go for Tuesday then?! I've just had a cream egg to celebrate. Will they freeze those that aren't inserted?

Frank it's still well above the cover line....everything to play for.

I CBA to go to work today. Or tomorrow. Or ever really

All seven still alive! Five graded as good, and two developing a little more slowly but still going. Re-insertion on Tuesday.

Ach, you sound fine. Hit the bullseye twenty times from behind this crumbling pillar to the strains of an implausibly high tempo sound track and you're in.

Stick news, frank?

I am drinking decaf coffee (ho bloody hum) and waiting for the embryologist to call and tell me they are all dead in the petri dish.

I hope bugsy is having a balancing sort of weekend.

I need your crush of shame, but provisionally: you're in.

Note: your crush is almost certainly less embarrassing than mine, do not be afeared to post it.

Oh Bugsy 'Tis total shitbags cuntswollop pissdicks.

To be honest I wasn't bothered about the answers.

You had me at hello.

finding and completing BESHtionnaire is taxing my tipsy brain (it is Saturday, so surely afternoon drinking allowed??)

anyhoo, for your perusal:

1. Do you like gin? (This is compulsory, you must say 'Yes')
   Yes. And any other booze that is to hand [necessary to get through the grimmer moments of life].

2. Men - are you a gold digger or a cradle snatching cougar?
   Gold digger. MOF (miserable old f*er) is a whopping 14 years older than me.

3. Baybee-making - to put a baybee in your tumtum, which hole do you use:
   a) weewee
   b) poopoo
   c) foofoo
   d) none, you just pray to the baby Jebus.

I?ve been going with the traditional approach of c. But it doesn?t seem to work any better than a, b, or d. Though I think I would have to draw the line at praying to the baby Jebus?

4. Testing - when someone wonders if they should test for updiff (pg), do you: a) bellow 'POAS!' at them non-stop and punch them repeatedly in the kidneys till they wet themselves anyway. b) Sprinkle them with babydust and send them hugs and kisses on lickle baby angel wings.

a, obviously, unless you want to be punched yourself.

5. Is R2D2: a) an adorable robot from Star Wars. b) the source of all evil.

b (but I do love Start Wars, is that allowed??? [inner geek escapes momentarily])

6. what colour are your walls?
   oh god, moved in with MOF last year and am still trying to get at all the walls so that they can become white?I have never seen a house more full of crap really useful stuff

7. Number of pets?
   0 ? we spend some of the year overseas, so need to invent some kind of pet timeshare?

8. Inappropriate (read: weird) crush
   oh dear?.I don?t think I have one?I?m really boring?.er?..I?ll get back to you?.

9. Lesbian crush?
   Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

10. What are your views on camping?
    If it?s proper middle of nowhere stuff, it?s fun. Or at a festival. But on some organised campsite place ? no thanks.

11. How much money have you spent on sticks you then urinate on?
    i) Oh nothing, I'll probably catch first time and then get the doctor to confirm it.
    ii) Over 100 quid
    iii) I opened an account on ebay solely for the purpose of purchasing sticks

Ha, I don?t even want to think about adding it up ? I?m going with iii

Any idea when droid is due?

I think we have abandoned cat acquiring for the time being. Even without current circumstances, we can't work out how to keep our house cool enough. It's a modern house with LOADS of glass everywhere and in the summer it is like a greenhouse - when you come home from work and open the door, a wall of heat hits you. We couldn't possibly keep a cat in that (to say nothing of what it would do to the litter tray), and we were planning on it being an indoor cat. So until we move, we have put the cat plan on hold. And that is some way off. First we have to evict KFZK's piss taking, non-paying tenant, sell his flat and then look at moving.

Oh well, seeing as we are waiting... How's your temp today, frank?

I don't like being kept waiting

Ah, a bit of cat abuse. Just what this fred was lacking.

Right, mission accomplished - I got my oats and we have a kitchen well-stocked with lots of yummy food. All in all, a successful day.

moll!

STROKES the cat. I'm not that evil..

Aha, Navis, so we meet again, but this time the advantage is mine!!

Soon the Elderberries will be flocking to the BESH in their thousands!!! Mwahahahahaha! Etc.

Fresh blood?

Yes, find the BESHTionnaire and let us judge you see it. :)

I was going to say "" then, but in view of this week's events, stopped myself.

Well, navis you certainly sound more than suitably barren and bitter. I will leave you to find the BESHtionnaire fill it in, and then submit it for our perusal.

You sound ok to me

Go ahead, punk. Make my day.