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F$$k sh$t b$$$$cks fastasleep is a grade A idiot.

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 08:46

The last week I've been frantically working out my AF dates over the last 4 months (only had 4 since dd) and it would appear that I'm 8 days late now...

and we had a little 'accident' at my parents, but only one and I thought it would've been after I ovulated anyway... but here I am sat here like an idiot with my morning pee in the effing fridge..

And this isn't the first time? Where's the wet kipper brigade I need a slapping!

Don't want to be don't want 3 under 3 and a breastpump for two babies pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease...

Sad (going to the shop at about 11, have to feed big one and express for small one)

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 08:59

Anyway had better feed children etc or I'll never get to the shop...

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 08:58

Come on then MTPW

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Mytwopenceworth · 25/04/2006 08:56

did someone say they needed slapping with a kipper? that's my forte, don't you know?!

fastasleep · 25/04/2006 08:53

I knew it you see, being the class clown means people just laugh at me when I'm upset Sad SadSadSadSadSad

Grin
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LadySherlockofLGJ · 25/04/2006 08:49

Because she needs to go out and buy a wee on a stick ?

She has the wee all that is missing is the stick. Grin

fastasleep · 25/04/2006 08:48

So I can get the most accurate test lol... it goes 'off' if you leave it too long... oh god I know too much.

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hunkermunkfish · 25/04/2006 08:48

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh FA!

Nothing useful other than ohhhhhhhhhhhh to add - but ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

x x x

CarolinaMoonfish · 25/04/2006 08:48

erm, why's your wee in the fridge?

fastasleep · 25/04/2006 08:47

The question mark sneaked in there after first time!

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