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F$$k sh$t b$$$$cks fastasleep is a grade A idiot.

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 08:46

The last week I've been frantically working out my AF dates over the last 4 months (only had 4 since dd) and it would appear that I'm 8 days late now...

and we had a little 'accident' at my parents, but only one and I thought it would've been after I ovulated anyway... but here I am sat here like an idiot with my morning pee in the effing fridge..

And this isn't the first time? Where's the wet kipper brigade I need a slapping!

Don't want to be don't want 3 under 3 and a breastpump for two babies pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease...

Sad (going to the shop at about 11, have to feed big one and express for small one)

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 12:27

Might send dh off to the docs :)

whats wrong with doing it at my parents the house is gigantic!! They'd never flipping notice

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NomDePlume · 25/04/2006 12:26

I know Cod, I did think the same thing....

cod · 25/04/2006 12:25

you had sex at you parents hosue

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrgh

expatinscotland · 25/04/2006 12:24

Your DH would be able to get it on the NHS b/c of his age and having already fathered 2 kids.

DH badly wants the snip, but they won't give it to him b/c he is under 30 and only has two kids.

NomDePlume · 25/04/2006 12:23

Join the club.... (migraines, not sterilisation).

I thought your DH was getting it done ?

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 12:22

I think the brick thing would give me a migraine too Grin

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 12:22

NDP everything gives me a migraine Sad

ah well, it's ok I'm getting sterilised once they deem that I'm old enough...stupid doctors.

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NomDePlume · 25/04/2006 12:20

fasta, you should not take any form of hormonal contraception if you suffer migraines or have a strong family history of stroke (like me)

WigWamBam · 25/04/2006 12:19

Couple of bricks should just about sort it, if you can get dh to stand still for long enough ...

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 12:16

This contraceptive usually disrupts the menstrual cycle. It may cause irregular bleeding or spotting, heavy or prolonged bleeding, or your menstrual bleeds to stop alltogether. If you experience menstrual bleeding that is heavy or prolonged should inform your doctor.

There is a tendency for women to put on weight while on Depo Provera. Ask your doctor for more information.

And I have migraines and it says not to take it with those..

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AllieBongo · 25/04/2006 12:15

good news pet. you don't want to provide more nappies for parental burning

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 12:13

...No I'm scared of it!

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WigWamBam · 25/04/2006 12:12

Good news, FA ... get thyself down to the GP for depo tomorrow!

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 12:04

I am so getting depo provera or whatever Grin

twas - Grin

but..where's my period?!

There was a moment when I thought I saw a faint line but that was just my brain I think...

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Uwila · 25/04/2006 11:12

Are you rationalising your denial??? Just kidding. How long does wee keep in the fridge? Will you get a false negative if it is in there too long?

panicpants · 25/04/2006 11:00

Oh dear fastasleep, wishing you the result you want.

Let us all know!

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 10:59

Going to the shop soon, lol still attached to breastpump..

am sure it's stress really. So only going to buy cheapo Superdrug test..

la la la

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WigWamBam · 25/04/2006 10:58

Oh no ... fingers crossed for you, FA.

xx

gemmaseascout · 25/04/2006 10:56

we need answers!

Uwila · 25/04/2006 10:56

Well? Do you have a stick yet?

Uwila · 25/04/2006 09:40

uh oh..... Good luck with failing your test.

Miaou · 25/04/2006 09:38

eh up FA - let us know what happens....

LadyTophamHatt · 25/04/2006 09:29

oppps.

CaptainDippy · 25/04/2006 09:26

Oh dear FA!! Watching this thread!! [hugs]

Mytwopenceworth · 25/04/2006 09:03

fingers and everything else crossed for you, even though that means i'm walking funny! xx

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