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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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F$$k sh$t b$$$$cks fastasleep is a grade A idiot.

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 08:46

The last week I've been frantically working out my AF dates over the last 4 months (only had 4 since dd) and it would appear that I'm 8 days late now...

and we had a little 'accident' at my parents, but only one and I thought it would've been after I ovulated anyway... but here I am sat here like an idiot with my morning pee in the effing fridge..

And this isn't the first time? Where's the wet kipper brigade I need a slapping!

Don't want to be don't want 3 under 3 and a breastpump for two babies pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease...

Sad (going to the shop at about 11, have to feed big one and express for small one)

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 19:31

la la la la

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thewomanwhothoughtshewasatrilb · 25/04/2006 19:30

dd2 was conceived at my mum's (though I refuse to admit it as far as dh is concerned). also if wee goes off isn;t the best place to keep it, erm, in your bladder?

SomethingAboutMary · 25/04/2006 19:20

I got pg at my mums with my ds Grin

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 19:12

Ohh pee off the lot of you lol

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spacecadet · 25/04/2006 19:11

got preg with dd1 at my xp's mums house!

elliepippamummy · 25/04/2006 19:10

Have to say that afte 9 months of trying we were at m inlaws for xmas in 2003 and our dd was born sept 04 so was conceived at in laws!!! Currently trying for no 2 but not staying at in laws in forseeable future!!

Esmummy · 25/04/2006 19:07

Good Luck. I would just like to add my mother in law was out at the time and it's a good job because it was on her ...........

........upstairs landing Shock Blush

jabberwocky · 25/04/2006 19:07

Grin got pg with ds at my parent's house.

ditto the clearblue digital recommendation

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 19:06

I've got one to do in the morning, all will be well (it is another cross one though) but I'm sure it'll be fine..

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misdee · 25/04/2006 19:05

get a clearblue digital. no water line to mistake there Wink

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 19:02

Is there something about parents houses or what!!

We bonked for months and months when I still lived there though (with no protection might I add) and nothing happened!!

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cod · 25/04/2006 18:57

oi Piglit how was your book group last night?

Esmummy · 25/04/2006 18:45

Oh Dear FA, have you got another one to do. If nothing else this is going to cost you a small fortune.)
FWIW, I had sex at MIL's house and am now 10 weeks pregnant Wink

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 18:40

Right at the end of the 10 mins the vague line that I could see and dh couldn't got darker but he refuses to believe it's positive and I think the test fucked up! Took it apart and there was blue dye leaked everywhere inside...

dh is being so sensible about this he said 'you can't be pg, because I'm in....fantile'

ugh.

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moono · 25/04/2006 17:11

3 arms? Could be very useful at times don't you think fa? Wink

Uwila · 25/04/2006 17:09

Impressed with the three arms. I could use a third sometimes. Like, I could type with two hands and operate the mouse simulateously. That would be cool. But it would be a real bugger clothes shopping.

Just cheering you up.... Grin

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 17:02

for pissing hells saaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

yes I have three arms I don't care.

Stupid tests.

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Uwila · 25/04/2006 17:02

Save the other one for morning. If you do it tonight, then tomorrow you could be thinking, oh I did it at the wrong time of day. If you do this next one in the n=morning and it is neg, then you can rely that it really is neg. And have nice glass of wine tomorrow evening to celebrate.... good luck. I'll check back for an update tomorrow morning.....

spacecadet · 25/04/2006 16:59

it sounds like it might be faulty.

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 16:49

Got two tried one (clearblue +/-) but have bizarre tide mark round the neg line aaaaaaaaaargh think it's neg

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Peachyclair · 25/04/2006 14:43

(And don'tr be talked into relying on Persona, I ahd the three under four with that thng Wink)

But it wasn't so bad, rather liked it meself.

Good luck with the test- hope you get a bfn!

Uwila · 25/04/2006 14:21

Go buy it tonight and test first thing in the morning. In fact, buy two just to be sure.

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 14:19

So now you've persuaded me into getting another test, when should I do it? This evening or wait till morning?

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mumatuks · 25/04/2006 13:36

Not sure about richer, but definately not a breast pumper, I just don't get on with that. I admire the women who do!
It's taken me a while to get my head around the idea of going through it all again, but I'm excited now and craving sweet cream stuff, which is nice as it was all meaty stuff with the DS's.
Hope your next test gives the answer you want to see. x

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 13:34

mumatuks congrats, you're a stronger woman than I, and richer, and lesser of breastpump Grin

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