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F$$k sh$t b$$$$cks fastasleep is a grade A idiot.

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 08:46

The last week I've been frantically working out my AF dates over the last 4 months (only had 4 since dd) and it would appear that I'm 8 days late now...

and we had a little 'accident' at my parents, but only one and I thought it would've been after I ovulated anyway... but here I am sat here like an idiot with my morning pee in the effing fridge..

And this isn't the first time? Where's the wet kipper brigade I need a slapping!

Don't want to be don't want 3 under 3 and a breastpump for two babies pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease...

Sad (going to the shop at about 11, have to feed big one and express for small one)

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spacecadet · 26/04/2006 08:38
Angry
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fastasleep · 26/04/2006 08:37

EEEEEEEEEEVENING PEEEEEEE

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fastasleep · 26/04/2006 08:36

My idiot twt of a husband has decided to hide* the test because he doesn't want me to waste the money because he 'knows I'm not pregnant'

even though I tested on evening pee with the clearblue last night

EVENING PEE

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biglips · 26/04/2006 08:35

yes let us know soon as poss

spacecadet · 26/04/2006 08:34

fastasleep-i know you are there!!!!!!!

Uwila · 26/04/2006 08:32

Update please.

mummygow · 26/04/2006 08:31

fastasleep have you tested yet?? Was reading this all day yesterday and thought about you first thing!

spacecadet · 26/04/2006 08:30

did you test?

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 23:28

Shh I will, he goes to work before I pee anyway! Grin

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Mytwopenceworth · 25/04/2006 23:27

why, what is he saving it for? i would do it, just to have that final final confirmation.

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 23:20

Dh thinks I'm over-reacting and shouldn't waste the second test!

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Mytwopenceworth · 25/04/2006 22:49

come on, you need to test with the first wee of the day, more of the h-whatever hormone.

first thing in the am FA, pee on that stick. then come wave it at us.

shake it off a bit first though eh, i've got no brolly.

spacecadet · 25/04/2006 19:51

fastasleep- men wont worry about posible pregnancy unless they see a + test.

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 19:46

Aww spacey at least you're worried about something proper...

DH is totally denying any possibility of pregnancyness...

and I sound so nervous on the phone my customers are running away Sad (datapro are going to yell at me if I don't buck my ideas up!)

Moving house is the most stressful thing ever though, you poor thing...over soon though, promise!

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spacecadet · 25/04/2006 19:45

ill change my name to spavy if you likeGrin

spacecadet · 25/04/2006 19:45

i dont feel too witty, my nerves are shot waiting for the house contracts exchange,if it doesnt happen tomorrow, my sale falls through.
no doubt your nerves are jangling too.

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 19:43

And spacye's funny too

Oh fgs

and that girl I know called SPACECADET is rather hilarious!

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 19:43

Lol :)

I have to work in a sec and feeling so nervy and odd all the time that I'm just weird atm..

spavey you are very witty m'dear

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spacecadet · 25/04/2006 19:42

ok, just trying to be pathetically funny

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 19:38

Yes spacey

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spacecadet · 25/04/2006 19:37

[barf] when ytou open your fridge is it full of wee samples???!!!!!!!!!

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 19:36

fridge*

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 19:35

I've left it in the frige by the uncovered left over pizza

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 19:35

Nah I was thinking of using the same old wee :P

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spacecadet · 25/04/2006 19:35

use some fresh wee tomorrow morning!

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