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Elderberry Pavlovas And The Eternal Sausage of Wang (Part 4): a frightfully good thread for the over-30s TTC their first baby.

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viviennewestwould · 25/01/2013 18:58

Over here, sausage-wangers!

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janey1234 · 07/02/2013 22:50

Nah, unfortunately not. Work with some 'known' people (if you read papers that is) and through them have met a fair few pretty famous types.

I am, however, very much in the sidelines Sad

As an aside though, the only snog would have shagged him but my dad was waiting for me outside I can find on the tinterweb is this one. I was 18, and am still pretty proud of it. However aged 30 I was introduced to him again, and have met him loads of times now. Unfortunately our snog 20 years ago wasn't quite as significant for him, and he's never shown any sign of remembering it SadSad

he was hot back in the day

2cats222 · 07/02/2013 22:41

Oooh Janey is famous!

2cats222 · 07/02/2013 22:36

Was just about I ask about the beard tache combo. I think I am going to have nightmares tonight. My libido has instantaneously disappeared. Although I have had done worse but I buries those memories years ago never to be brought up again luckily mine will be nowhere to be found on the Internet!

GailPlattsChin · 07/02/2013 22:20

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janey1234 · 07/02/2013 22:16

You have made my fucking night.

Did you really? And if so, why on earth did you ask him to ditch the Afro?! I'd have made him keep it on, something to keep me distracted from what I was actually doing...Wink

GailPlattsChin · 07/02/2013 22:03

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janey1234 · 07/02/2013 22:00

Def worth a try = I can try.
BONKERS.

janey1234 · 07/02/2013 21:59

Dunno, bet def worth a try on your behalf, tell them I'm your stalker friend. If you want I can try for you - can't remember if I told you but I work on two national newspapers and sometimes poncey media folks like to do each other favours daaaahling....

GailPlattsChin · 07/02/2013 21:57

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2cats222 · 07/02/2013 21:53

I think falling on a knob is just classed as a very unfortunate accident

janey1234 · 07/02/2013 21:48

Episode 4.

As I say, bonkers tonight.

janey1234 · 07/02/2013 21:48

Grrr. Not currently showing in the uk. Or available online.

Made by pacific for sky though. That's a place to start searching tomorrow.

And look, you're in the series 4 synopsis!

www.locatetv.com/tv/naked-in-blackpool/40233

GailPlattsChin · 07/02/2013 21:46

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2cats222 · 07/02/2013 21:41

And I don't think it's outsourcing... It's simply interviewing

2cats222 · 07/02/2013 21:40

Deal. Am not ginger. When can we start Wink

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2cats222 · 07/02/2013 21:32

You prompted something I was thinking about the other day... Is it possible to combine donating eggs with freezing some for personal use??

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janey1234 · 07/02/2013 21:29

Who made the programme do you know? Let me know and will see what I can find... I love a challenge...

And yes, I'm fucking ancient too. No use to you at all. Happy to wang a nubile young thing around the head with a large saussisson for you - we can sneak her off to a private clinic somewhere and nick some eggs whilst she's unconscious.

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janey1234 · 07/02/2013 20:53

Oh shitting Ada. By 'missed you, too' I meant that I missed you, as well as finding you hilarious. Not like you said you'd missed me, and I I said miss you too.

Feeling bit bonkers now.