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Five and the Mystery of the Declining Fertility - the BESH engage the services of the Famous Five to track down their baybees and finish with lashings of ginger beer. Topping!

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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 15/01/2013 10:59

Morning everyone, just let me wolf down this amazing meal of tinned tongue, hardboiled eggs and ginger beer (don't you find food always tastes so much better outside?) and we'll toddle off on our latest adventure. We'll make sure Anne does the washing up (you'll make a proper little housewife and no doubt the fecund mother of four fine sons one day Anne ) and us boys can have the proper adventures! No, not you George - you're nearly as good as a boy but not quite. Leave the actual procreating to me and Dick. Woof woof! Shut up Timmy!

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captainmoll · 03/02/2013 21:13

I'm with you Frank. No screaming and no swooning. Did anyone see Angelina Jolie in Salt? Awesome. Not a catsuit or a weep in sight.

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 03/02/2013 21:09

Action hero suits me, just so long as I'm not the girly "heroine" that actually just gets in the way/gets herself kidnapped/screams all the time.

captainmoll · 03/02/2013 21:01

the aeroplane pilot in Die Hard 2 just gave the command "Approach flaps"!

maamalady · 03/02/2013 20:52

Only if you promise not to kill us all!

captainmoll · 03/02/2013 20:51

I'm good with that. I used to do tai chi and kick boxing so I can be Lucy Liu. With a few extra pounds but I can dream right? hiiiii YA!

JethroTull · 03/02/2013 20:48

Can I be Uma in her yellow Kill Bill suit? If yes then I'm in Grin

maamalady · 03/02/2013 20:27

By which I mean, yeah, action movie thread is a great idea Grin

maamalady · 03/02/2013 20:26

I'm watching Dredd, it's wonderfully gory and full of action heroics. I love Karl Urban :)

captainmoll · 03/02/2013 20:16

I'm watching Die Hard 2: Die Harder and now I want an action hero thread!

Yeah, these ovaries are gonna whoop some fertile ass!!! Pow pow!

maamalady · 03/02/2013 17:45

Oh, they sound nice, bugs

No clue about new Fred, but even less clue about Jilly Cooper. Who the hell is Rupert?

JustplainoldBuggerlugs · 03/02/2013 17:41

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Northey · 03/02/2013 16:36

Oh God, someone decide on a new fred, quick.

Northey · 03/02/2013 16:35

Urgh at "His Contribution"!

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 03/02/2013 16:09

Maybe I am Anne at heart Wink. Today I am cold, and sweetly doing my homework (bloody assignment number 2, should come to 4000 words, just over 2000 now).

I am sure you're still allowed SFF, norf. How else will you clean up His Contribution?

Northey · 03/02/2013 16:06

Come on drizz, where is your Famous Five spunk?

I had SFF this morning but am now concerned that perhaps I'm not meant to. Off to google again..,

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 03/02/2013 15:55

Lurk as long as you like jeff. It's good to have a mascot in here!

Good luck all stabbers (and well done of the first self-stab norfy)

Good luck WOOFLING frank and euro. I think I am a cycle twin. Not doing and AC so not really menkulling, but we are having plenty of SFF.

Still not emailed frank, I am pathetic

JethroTull · 03/02/2013 15:26

Ah the foof tablets are a joy aren't they? One positive is that I take mine at 6.30 am so have to take the other ones 12 hours later which means I get to sit down with my feet up for 20 mins when we get in from work. Yes, still in shock. POA digi S this morning as I wanted to make sure it was real. Fortunately it still was. I'm definitely not ready for graduating to PESH yet so if it's ok with everyone will just lurk here for a bit.

EuroShagmore · 03/02/2013 14:42

Norfy I made KFZK prep it for me cos I really was half cut.... I had wine without food and I am out of practice so it went straight to my head. Oopsie.

Jeff I am feeling fine. Not physically different from normal apart from the nasty leaky shyte up my foof. How are you doing? Still in shock?

JethroTull · 03/02/2013 11:17

Good work with the stabbing. I found mixing the Menopur a bit of a faff the first couple of times but found having a routine helped ( that's my OCD creeping in).

How are you feeling after ET Euro?

Northey · 03/02/2013 10:23

I was also a bit pissed and I think it did help. Though also made me worry I had forgotten something!

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 03/02/2013 10:18

Have a Google, I'm sure someone will have put something up.

We're going to keep doing the sechs for the next day or two and then it's blood test on 11th to confirm ov and POAF on 20th if no droid.

EuroShagmore · 03/02/2013 10:17

Well done for self-stabbing Norfy. I find the first one is odd - it's the psychological barrier of piercing your own skin - bit once you are past that it's not too bad.

I hadn't self-injected since last June when I had to do my trigger shot on Monday. I was quite blasé about it by the end of downregging in the summer but had to sort of brace myself on Monday. Luckily I was a bit pissed as I'd been out for drinks and firm gossip after work with someone visiting from our head office, so I just got on with it. :)

Northey · 03/02/2013 10:16

Cetrotide. Though I'm sure it's going to be the same technique. Or that there will be a cetrotide vid as well.

So what do you do now? Jus wait to test?

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 03/02/2013 10:14

Is it Menopur? I'm sure there is a video online showing how to mix.

Northey · 03/02/2013 10:03

Yes. The clinic had dummy pens so I could practise that. But no dummy mixing stuff, so I've never actually seen it demonstrated, or tried it.