Santa Baby, Leave a BFP under the Tree for me <brook the Rat Smacketeers>

Oh Sweetie that is wonderful news!

Sorry to hear about the AFs for Cup, Beedle and Geek, but this is THE LAST ONE y'hear me. And I will Brook No Argument.

Brooking for everyone else too, of course.

Ong sweetie I am so happy for you!!!! When might you start? Cycle after next? Awesome, awesome news. Now am brooking for af to stay away another couple of days, or best of all for your BFPeeeeeee!!

That's fantastic news Sweetie

Ladies the most excellent early Christmas pressie apart from an ironic BFP I have just had a call from the clinic. They have matched us to a donor, she is everything we asked for including cmv negative!!! She has kids of her own & been a previous successful donor.

You see the power of brooking has worked miracles again!!

keep you just have to wait for those gloriously fertilised eggs to implant now!! contemplates quads

scarlett ah a naughty weekend away? That sounds like a great idea! Cus you get to enjoy it too bit like buying your hubby sexy undies that you have to wear for him!!!

sweetie AF has been delayed you say?

jen stop playing around now, I'm not sure i can handle it!!! The rat smackers def need a BFP to boost morale!!!

Keep sorry to hear DH is poorly and out of rat smacking action. Brooking that enough has been done already

Scarlett am loving pressies that benefit both giver and recipient I was like a mad woman getting all my gift shopping sorted & don't even get me started on the wrapping up

Cd27 here & AF not arrived so that delay dancing obviously working. Thanks muchly

Ha ha Scarlett love that you've bought a dirty weekend!!

Dh sick, so no more rat smacking yest or today, but that shouldn't make a difference to Project Get Pregnant.

Afternoon all, hopw everyone is well. Did you all know it is only ONE WEEK TO XMAS EVE OMFG WHERE HAS THE BASSTARDING TIME GONE I HAVEN'T BOUGHT ANYTHING EXCEPT A DIRTY WEEKEND AWAY FOR OH NEXT FEB AND I HAVEN'T GOT A SPARE MINUTE NOW UNTIL 3RD JANUARY HHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

la la la

jen will you be one of those deny-ers until 7 months preg? just poas, woman...

geek amazing shopping skills.

beedle noooo! I've had it with that blasted woman, why can't she just go to the right blooming house (jen's!) Her sense of direction's as bad as mine.

face good luck for Saturday! Have an amazing day x

I could POA piece of kindling from the wood shed but that is the closest you lot are going to get.

Just popping by to see if Jen POAS yet?

Obviously not

geek what on earth did you buy?!!!

jen im afraid you'll just have to poas!!!

Now you see AF should have been coming to stay with me but she seems to have got her directions mucked up and so has ended up visiting Beedle, Cups & Geek by accident. I've texted her and told her she needs to head South West so hopefully she will pack her bags and come to me now.

What do we want?

Positive Pee Sticks!

Who do we want them from?

Anyone but Jen!

Oh no, not you too Cups & Beedle

Lovely decorations Geek We weren't quite sure what the blood test would tell us so thought we would give it a miss and not waste our time on them. The gp was clueless anyway!

Cups I read your rant on the other place, can't believe that! You poor thing, hope it gets sorted soon x (have to say all you nurses do a brilliant job, I felt really looked after, before and after the op)

Keep sounds like you have some fun times in store over the next few weeks, keep in touch if you can!

What do we want?
Positive pee sticks

When do want them?
NOW

geek and cups I'm your cycle buddy too. AF finally turned up on Sunday, giving me a 26 day cycle - you can imagine how convinced I was that the pee-stick was finally going to be positive.

jen, but maybe if ds is only six months it's just your cycles still being irregular? We'll gladly give you AF for a while.

sweetie am brooking for af's delay for 9 months, or at least four days if we can't manage the first.

cups sounds like you had a rough weekend, what with work stuff and then AF. Hugs. Some months we really get our hopes up don't we? Glad you have your next appointments sorted at least.

Am not sure if I've ovulated, have had tummy pains and nearly-positive opks (I didn't use cbfm this month due to supposed to be doing iui) so think I'm gonna just have to wait and see. Will surely have delayed AF, and misplaced mentalling. Damned evil clomid. But am hoping that, like, four eggs will pop and surely give those misshapen sperm something more than normal to aim at, and that lining is now cozy.

We are staying in bkk till Wednesday night, then going to rainforest and beach until nye, so I may be out of contact, not sure on the WiFi situation.

Jen

My name isn't Mary IYKWIM

Jen, Jen, Jen! Are you going to be the first recycled brooker?