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Santa Baby, Leave a BFP under the Tree for me <brook the Rat Smacketeers>

957 replies

SantasLittleControlGeek · 05/12/2012 19:44

Old Fred here

Here we go Brookers, it's been a long year with lots of BFPs and newborn snuggles for the Brookers. We're just a sleigh-ride away from 2013, when the rest of us will get our get our 12 week scans (because of course we will all have BFPs under the christmas tree this year!)

So come all ye brookers, it's tinsel and baubels all the way!

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WinterSolstice · 21/12/2012 17:16

Sweetie have you tested again? That does seem quite a long cycle for you! Brooking!! No we decided against dtd this month, didn't want to risk any complications and thought we'd give ourselves a break!

Geek hope you're having a lovely day!

Sorry about AF Jen

Hmmm cramps and shooting pains Mother? definitely promising signs there!

Have a lovely, lovely day tmrw Face

MissLToeishavingsantasbabyboo · 21/12/2012 16:45

Diffed is the brooker way of saying up the duff. That's the way Mother brooking spirit has got you good, already knowing you are Diffed and AF will be staying away most of next year! Xmas Grin

MotherOfCleo · 21/12/2012 16:43

Sorry but what does diffed mean?

I think it's too early to symptom spot, as I'm only 3 dpo (well days past positive OPK) but I have quite noticeable cramps and pains today. Not much fun really, just hope it is a good sign! Even had some shooting pains.

I am in search of that pee stick MissL your right I'm about to miss 9 AFs in a row lol. [grins]

JenFrankincenseAndMyrrh · 21/12/2012 16:23

Symptom spotting is very easy here:
symptoms = diffed
no symptoms = diffed
AF not arriving = diffed
AF arriving = diffed
Sore boob = diffed
No sore boob = diffed

MissLToeishavingsantasbabyboo · 21/12/2012 16:07

No Mother firstly AF is NOT due on new years eve, it's just not! Secondly your a brooker now, your BFP is guaranteed it is just a matter of finding the pee stick that agrees with us Grin welcome, glad you found us , we enjoy a good 2ww symptom spot Wink

MotherOfCleo · 21/12/2012 16:02

Hi MissL nope I'm a newbie Smile AF is due new years day....so either a fab new year or a not so fab one. This is month 4 but cycle 3.....my body went a bit awry in month 2 and 3 after coming off the pill...very annoying. I am hoping so damn badly that this is my month. Grin

Yes sweetie I have my FX for a BFP!!!!! You need to tell us soon as I'm working and typing is hard with your FX lol.

MissLToeishavingsantasbabyboo · 21/12/2012 15:49

Ooh hi Mother I don't think we have met yet, when is AF not due for you? How long have you been ttc?

Oi Sweetie you peed on a stick/in a ramekin/tupperware/coffee cup yet??

MotherOfCleo · 21/12/2012 15:44

haha, love the last three posts! sweetie you need to POAS lol, for your's and our sanity. GOOD LUCK!

JenFrankincenseAndMyrrh · 21/12/2012 15:19

I used to have AF visit me every month but September 2011 she didn't arrive. October came and went, still no AF. Then in May the funniest thing happened to me, I had a baby! Xmas Shock AF decided to wait until August 2012 before coming back and is now visiting me monthly again.

Just saying Xmas Grin

Biscuitsandtinsel · 21/12/2012 15:14

Ummm, Sweetie, m'dear, I have heard of people, when AF is delayed like that, doing something called a home pregnancy test - apparently it's some little stick that you can wee on and it will tell you if you're pregnant Shock. Amazing really what they can do with science these days.

Just sayin'........

MissLToeishavingsantasbabyboo · 21/12/2012 15:09

Erm Sweetie did you say AF was 'delayed'? Xmas Hmm Xmas Grin

SweetieSnowball · 21/12/2012 14:49

aw Jen sorry to hear AF is with you. That is obviously what's delaying her from me, currently cd31 usually only have 26 day cycles. Am getting a bit fed up of the waiting now, I want her here and gone befire the big day.

Geek hope you are enjoying your Yule?

Solars did you manage to DTD yesterday?

DH has just finished work for Christmas and decided to make a start laying the laminate floor in the hallway. AIBU but WTAF - is it not the Christmas holidays????

JenFrankincenseAndMyrrh · 21/12/2012 13:37

Have a fab day tomorrow face, can't believe it has come around so quickly.

For all of you who were wondering, AF found me in the night told you so

MotherOfCleo · 21/12/2012 11:26

Ahh face have an amazing day!!!! Grin xx

SweetieSnowball · 21/12/2012 08:20

face congratulations, enjoy every minute. It will be the happiest day of your life - FACT Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks

MissLToeishavingsantasbabyboo · 21/12/2012 08:03

Happy Yule Geek hope you have a fabulous day (and your head doesn't hurt too much) Xmas Grin

Good luck tomorrow Face hope you have a lovely day, post lots of pictures!

Morning brookers, who is getting their Christmas BFP's this week then? Xmas Grin

Biscuitsandtinsel · 21/12/2012 07:56

Good luck SmileThanksThanksThanksThanksThanks

Have a fabulous day :-)

Happy Yule Geek too SmileWine

cartoonface · 21/12/2012 07:55

I'm getting married tomorrow!

WinterSolstice · 20/12/2012 22:18

Happy Happy Yule Geek Xmas Smile

Is the wedding this weekend Face? or have i missed it? hope you have/had a wonderful day x

We decided to give ourselves a break and not dtd, thought we'd give myself time to heal and not cause any possible complications such as bleeds or infections.

SweetieSnowball · 20/12/2012 20:42

happy Yule Geek or should that be hiccy Yule? Grin Grin

MissLToeishavingsantasbabyboo · 20/12/2012 19:39

Well if your writing is owt to go by I would pay good money to listen to your reading Xmas Grin you know I'm only jealous though!!! Sounds like your having a fabulous Yule Xmas Smile

SantasLittleControlGeek · 20/12/2012 19:24

ermm In my defence I had hd about 4 pints beofre posting..

Have had a biut of a discussion with MrG about the saddest xmas story... hve just read him The Little Match Girl nd plan on reading him the little christmas tree and the little mermaid soon...

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MissLToeishavingsantasbabyboo · 20/12/2012 19:14

I read your post assuming at least 4 pints had entered you Geek Xmas Grin

SantasLittleControlGeek · 20/12/2012 19:00

4 entry pints tool? Oh cripes shoot me now!!!

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MissLToeishavingsantasbabyboo · 20/12/2012 18:45

Happy Yule Geek I love your drunk posts, better than mine were Xmas Grin

Brooking for xmas (and Yule) BFP's for all and welcome new brookers, I will catch up with you all properly soon.

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