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Santa Baby, Leave a BFP under the Tree for me <brook the Rat Smacketeers>

957 replies

SantasLittleControlGeek · 05/12/2012 19:44

Old Fred here

Here we go Brookers, it's been a long year with lots of BFPs and newborn snuggles for the Brookers. We're just a sleigh-ride away from 2013, when the rest of us will get our get our 12 week scans (because of course we will all have BFPs under the christmas tree this year!)

So come all ye brookers, it's tinsel and baubels all the way!

OP posts:
ControlGeek · 07/01/2013 22:31

I know boo

NewYearNewBoo · 07/01/2013 22:29

Sparks click on Faces profile on here, not fb

Geek you old softee Grin

ControlGeek · 07/01/2013 22:22

Oh sparks

Sorry, think I've got something in my eye here...

Withalittlesparkle · 07/01/2013 22:20

face out one up on Instagram pllllleeaaaasssssseeeeee!!!!!

All good with my 16 week checks, heard twinkles heart beat but even now nothing feels real!!

BartletForTeamGB · 07/01/2013 17:47

Great photos, cartoon. Thank you for sharing them!

cartoontrickster · 07/01/2013 16:48

ah thanks guys. im really pleased with the photos he got some lovely shots. been collecting pics from the guests too so we can have a big photo book made. im so pleased, i spent xmas eve crying that i didnt think enough phots had been taken but theres hundreds!

MotherOfCleo · 07/01/2013 16:34

cartoon you look stunning! Grin really beautiful! This bubba is the perfect icing on the cake, it is like a fairy tale that is meant to be, so fret not it's obviously going to be fine. Smile

ScarlettInSpace · 07/01/2013 15:35

lovely pics face and congrats btw x

keepitgoing · 07/01/2013 15:35

You do not lack staying power. This perfect Christmas honeymoon baby Will Stick. And
I
Brook
No
Argument

SweetieTime · 07/01/2013 15:34

face/cartoon super beautiful wedding photos. You look stunning!!!

Will pop back and post later, I have had my eye on the boak inducing posts from earlier

keepitgoing · 07/01/2013 15:33

And I agree, gorgeous face!!!

keepitgoing · 07/01/2013 15:32

face but its been ages for you, and you've had a hard road, that's my point!!

NewYearNewBoo · 07/01/2013 15:30

Ooh Face you look absolutely beyooooooootiful! Thanks :):)

cartoontrickster · 07/01/2013 15:22

i think ive done it

cartoontrickster · 07/01/2013 15:20

oh is it hang on let me fix that. I know keep I do feel lucky -guilty- that we conceive quickly. just lack the staying power!

keepitgoing · 07/01/2013 15:16

face you do realise everyone will think you're one of those annoying lucky people who get pregnant the first day off contraception...? :)

keepitgoing · 07/01/2013 15:14

I wouldn't mind the rash if it GETS ME A BLOOMING BABY!

sparks is yours pregnancy related? Poor you, its been ages x

keepitgoing · 07/01/2013 15:07

sparks I was just kidding re face...

geek you are so sweet. Hope your appt comes through this week. I could really do with some brooking, as have dildocam on Thursday and hoping lining is ok this month, and eggs are the right size and number. Thanks girls.

We just use conceive plus as a lube, no issues internally, but sometimes in the outside esp if its a quickie... ;)

NewYearNewBoo · 07/01/2013 15:05

Your profile is private :(

cartoontrickster · 07/01/2013 15:04

ive uploaded a few of our proper wedding pics to my profile on here if anyway wants a nosey

NewYearNewBoo · 07/01/2013 15:02

Shock honestly ladies, I wouldn't lower myself to such vulgarity though I did have a poo this morning, that needs celebrating these days Grin

ControlGeek · 07/01/2013 14:46

Hahaha boo I read the same as sparks - very bad coincidental line length there m'dear!

sparks I never had a problem with the quantity in the applicators, and it would have been easy not to use it all - lying with hips up for 10 minutes definitely helped lessen the flume ride, so to speak, too - it was about an hour or so afterwards that the gravity-fed autoflush kicked in Wink

Withalittlesparkle · 07/01/2013 14:39

boo totes read that as you'd giggle and had a poo!!!!! Bahahaha

geek I heard the applicators put loads in and I was struggling to use the amount they suggested for fear of making swi more trip a trip to a water park!! BOAK!!!

ControlGeek · 07/01/2013 14:34

Oh yes, meant to say - sparks - you did know you could get applicator packs of conceive plus, didn't you? Though I've found it led to a lot more fall-out Blush than going au naturale!

NewYearNewBoo · 07/01/2013 14:27

Oh Face I'm sure we will see you over there very soon! Brooking no argument!

Keep sorry to hear about the rash, shame the exercise has made it worse, yes I am carrying a UBB (unidentified brooking baby) we are just coming up to 24 weeks, it is moving along quite fast now I think.

Cleo nice to see your true brooking spirit there!!

Sparks pmsl at your discreet syringing, I know I shouldn't but it made me giggle after a poo morning Grin

Geek time for that sea gull cull? Or I could still put on the boxing gloves just for him?? sadly had to give up the boxercise a couple of weeks ago but would love another go

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