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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

Original poster

May we have a positive May!

659 replies

skerriesmum · 07/04/2006 18:57

I hope nobody else has started a May conception thread; April isn't going to be it for me, so onwards and forwards ladies!

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maazaa · 02/05/2006 20:34

Ta-ra for now! Enjoy!

coggy · 02/05/2006 20:34

My typing will probably be shot to bits as I will have had my red wine....... Grin

laughalot · 02/05/2006 20:34

BYE COGGY

coggy · 02/05/2006 20:33

Hey need to go - my tele-fest is beginning!!

I am going to video LOST and watch it tomorrow with dh.
I will pop onto MN later to see if anyone's still around.

laughalot · 02/05/2006 20:33

Thanks mazza wait till im booking you a FAMILY holiday

laughalot · 02/05/2006 20:32

I like southern comfort and coke, but im not fussy really not to keen on red wine prefer white or rose

coggy · 02/05/2006 20:31

Shame maazaa but good for you ..and you laughalot - we need a bit more of that attitude :)

maazaa · 02/05/2006 20:31

yet honourable! will buy my next holiday with you!!!

laughalot · 02/05/2006 20:30

Well im a travel agent and I could easilyjust sell the one firm who we are on commision with but im to nice and check every firm to get my clients the best holiday, sad I know Grin

maazaa · 02/05/2006 20:30

I sold double glazing for 3 weeks when I was 16...saving up for holiday to Scarborough! Was made to stand up when not enough leads and resigned on higher moral ground when supervisor wanted me to follow up on lead made with man suffering from Altzeimers, despite his neighbour calling us to let us know he was poorly. Nightmare.

coggy · 02/05/2006 20:29

LOL at your spanish tests!!
Dunno what type maazaa - that it's a bit technical.
It's red and it's in the cupboard - that's all I need to know!!
Tequilla...ooh...baaaaaaaad memories (or actually - lack of them!)

laughalot · 02/05/2006 20:29

Im at that pain in the arse stage cd28 for me had a cd 35 last month

maazaa · 02/05/2006 20:28

salespeople sorry

coggy · 02/05/2006 20:28

What clients do you have laughalot (don't tell me if it's dodgy or a secret!!! Wink
I am the world's worst seller!
I start by saying something like "Well, you could buy this but....." or "I don't suppose you'd like a ...."
I need to go on a course!

laughalot · 02/05/2006 20:27

Honestly girls I was drinking loads of cocktails, it was really bad the pg test I bought was in spanish I had to go to reception to get them to read the result.

maazaa · 02/05/2006 20:27

Think hard salepeople are lacking compassion. Big up the wimps, I say.

Coggy - merlot, cab sav, shiraz?

maazaa · 02/05/2006 20:26

Laughalot - THE PROOF WE NEEDED! Bring on the tequila! Actually, let's not, am shandy lightweight.

coggy · 02/05/2006 20:26

Oh I need no persuassion - I have got no will power!!
Stuff the exercise...red wine at mine!!

laughalot · 02/05/2006 20:25

Well im kind of thinking paul but he is a little moaning s**t at times Grin, I couldnt do the hard sell thing with my clients im a wimp

maazaa · 02/05/2006 20:24

Hey l-alot! I know what you mean about Ruth. We can't stand her, but I think she is most worthy....Michelle - out of her depth. Ansell - too nice, no grit. Paul - car salesman, sleezy line. Which leaves Ruth. Could sell milk to a dairy, beer to a brewery, etc etc.

laughalot · 02/05/2006 20:24

Let me tell you ladies when I found out I was pg with my ds I was in mexico had no clue I was pg I was drinking loads as I was on a all inclusive holiday it never harmed him

coggy · 02/05/2006 20:22

I like the way she can look really red and embarrased and still get away with it.
Also..I would love to have her sales technique - fabby!!
Who do you want to win laughalot?

maazaa · 02/05/2006 20:22

I say "whatever floats your boat"!!! You've got to be happy for the magic egg meets tadpole moment, not stressed and fed up! Think it may affect the genetic process! And someone down the thread said that there is PROVEN research that a little wine in moderation, may improve chances of fertility!I'm sure it works for all those post-party teenage mums that leave my school in Year 11!!

Mind you, House of Tiny...may prove effective contraception - MUCH screaming of toddler types!

laughalot · 02/05/2006 20:21

Ruth are you lot barking mad she does my box in......... Grin

coggy · 02/05/2006 20:20

Well...taking it easy in the excercise department.
Bought dh a stepper thing for Christmas and he does about 30 mins on it (although if it's raining and he can't get out he will do an hour...an HOUR!!!!!!!!)
I can just do 8 minutes before exhaustion takes over.
Suppose I really ought to be doing it while I watch that getting thinner programme and forget the wine instead!!
You'll have to join me in the twiglet zone maazaa!!!