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Round up your ghosties and ghoulies and long legged beasties, the BESH are going to scare out the BFPs!

985 replies

sinkyroselee · 01/10/2012 08:55

Its true, NGCECOAWT, so the BESH move on.

Join us in spooky October, for a different sort of Pagen fun. Sod the lentil weaving and organic bean bags, we're channelling pointy black hats, green tinged foundation and probably a bit of Harry Potter.

Join us for cursing of the insta-diffs, moments of pure love and the horrors of the cam of the fanjo - post the Beshtionnaire and the coven will judge you.

This is not a woo thread (TINAWT)

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evilgiraffe · 21/10/2012 14:09

Oh rie, I dunno. He was definitely BU, but slamming the door in his face is quite U too. But then, I'm quite a coward and would probably have just retreated quietly and then cried. It might be worth explaining to him, though, he'll probably feel terrible for upsetting you.

Hugs, anyway. :(

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 21/10/2012 13:53

I just slammed the door in our "friend's" face! He said that in future it might be better and easier if we always came to see them because they have a child. I said "Ah, you are one of The Chosen" in a lighthearted way (we have quite a rude and sarcastic relationship) and he said "Are you guys STILL...?" and made some rude hip movements and obscene noises. He was on his way out anyway, and I slammed the door in his face. WIBU?

PS very highly strung at moment due to Family Issues of almost laughable awfulness.

eurowitch · 21/10/2012 09:27

Faif have you watched this scene?

It's one of my favourite comedy sketches of all time.

I think I might have a man cold. I am very ill.

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 21/10/2012 08:15

Maybe I should send MSB to acupuncture then. He had man flu. No-one has ever been so ill Hmm

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 20/10/2012 23:11
Northey · 20/10/2012 22:37

Am I making this up, or was there a study done about barren animals? They showed signs of depression and all sorts. It was so sad that I wanted to find the animals and, umm, empathise with them and stuff Blush

Northey · 20/10/2012 22:35

Ugh, poor coldy euro. If only you knew how to painlessly jab needles in your own face to make it go away again instantly.

I have spent the day gardening and eating chocolate biscuits. And also wondering when I will be light enough to ride again. It's a mystery.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 20/10/2012 22:29

E.g. sheep, rabbits, dogs and cats.

PLus they only have to do it once.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 20/10/2012 22:27

Norf, after the day I have had that made me laugh and laugh Grin.

I also envy and resent all these other animals who are never barren. Bitches.

FrankelSaysRelax · 20/10/2012 22:04

Got my Christmas pressies sorted:

Here

and here

Grin
FrankelSaysRelax · 20/10/2012 21:42

Have put some Frankel photos on my profile Grin

eurowitch · 20/10/2012 21:21

Gosh, I go away for 36 hours (managing to avoid any particularly strong areas of gravity, thereby staying vertical when required) and you lot have filled several pages! We will need a new thread soon!

Surely everyone who works in hospitals must have a sneaky peak at their own appointments and records? Just like all the junior drs I knew in my 20s used to put themselves on oxygen or a drip to help them over particularly bad hangovers? Or do I know a particularly reprobate bunch of medics?

I saw the Frankel news but not the race. What a career though!

I kind of hate myself for paying for acu, but I do feel that it does something. I went once to my last lady with an absolute stinker of a cold and told her I didn't know how I was going to manage to lay down for 45 mins cos as soon as my head touched the pillow my sinuses blocked, etc. She stuck a couple of extra needles in my face (!) and voila - no blocked nose for a few hours, even when laying down. And my cycles have got more regular. They are pretty much textbook now (for all the good it's doing me). There's definitely a therapy aspect to it too - I like having an hour a week to talk about how I'm doing and to have someone look at the whole of me rather than just my ovaries/cervix/womble/blood. Also, I told her about my dry itchy scalp but not the tiny bit of eczema(? - never properly diagnosed) that appeared on the crease of my elbow after my first fertility blood test almost a year and a half ago (I thought it was irritation from the plaster at first but it never went away). I've had 2 treatments with new lady and it appears to have vanished. The scalp is better but not quite there yet. Now for the baby...

Anyway, I've had a lovely couple of days away visiting KFZK's brother & family. His daughter (2.8) is gorgeous. She wanted to walk between me and KFZK and hold both our hands. Had to choke back the tears a bit wishing we had one of our own to do that with. But it was lovely. We went to a farm today that is geared towards kids (I guess it was the country version of a City farm, in that makes any sense at all) - all fluffy chickens and shetland ponies. Niece was delighted. As was I. I christened it townies day out in the country. It was lovely.

However, I have now come down with a cold, which made the 3hr drive back a chore (come ON KFZK and get that licence). I have retired to the sofa with a medicinal glass of red. I will expect foot stroking later.

PS - nice name change faif.

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 20/10/2012 21:17

Sort of already have norf, done one work on ward I was meant to move to. Over to new ward on Monday! Tis hard work being on the ward! Lots of running round, never stopping and my hands get sore :( but the patients are often fun!

Northey · 20/10/2012 21:07

How long till you move to your new role, faify?

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 20/10/2012 20:46

Really? That's it for his raving career? Time to crack on and make tiny horsey baybees?

I haff been at work all say. I iz tired and my legs iz swollen but it was an ok day :)

Northey · 20/10/2012 20:35
FrankelSaysRelax · 20/10/2012 20:27

Oh there's nothing easy about it - the mates get the kind of medical attention we can only dream of: daily scans around their fertile period, injections to end a failed cycle quickly or cause ovulation, pregnancy scans at 15 days, 21 days, 30 days and 40 days. It's exactly what we all need!

Northey · 20/10/2012 20:19

I don't know, I might start loathing all those mares who get diffed instantly and easily...

FrankelSaysRelax · 20/10/2012 20:17

God knows what I'll do now! Of course I'll keep you informed, if you want to know Grin

Northey · 20/10/2012 19:52

What are you going to do now, frank? Will you regale us with details of frankel's stud activities instead? :)

FrankelSaysRelax · 20/10/2012 19:36

BTW, LOVE this photo

FrankelSaysRelax · 20/10/2012 19:35

Found one Grin

FrankelSaysRelax · 20/10/2012 19:18

I'm trying to find you a link to watch the race Rie, but all the links to You Tube are not working due to a "copyright issue" Hmm

Northey · 20/10/2012 19:10

Also, sinky, your friend deserves a good slapping.

Northey · 20/10/2012 19:09

Mine too, rierie, but it has carried me safely through several country conversations and the odd pub quiz question.