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Round up your ghosties and ghoulies and long legged beasties, the BESH are going to scare out the BFPs!

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sinkyroselee · 01/10/2012 08:55

Its true, NGCECOAWT, so the BESH move on.

Join us in spooky October, for a different sort of Pagen fun. Sod the lentil weaving and organic bean bags, we're channelling pointy black hats, green tinged foundation and probably a bit of Harry Potter.

Join us for cursing of the insta-diffs, moments of pure love and the horrors of the cam of the fanjo - post the Beshtionnaire and the coven will judge you.

This is not a woo thread (TINAWT)

OP posts:
WinklyFriedChicken · 05/10/2012 09:31

Morning all! I have a day off work today. With no plans. It has been so long since this happened I literally don't know what to do with myself.

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 05/10/2012 09:19

Right, what did I miss? I have been working like a demon for the last couple of days and went to my first counseling appointment last night and she asked whether I hide from my feelings by working so hard

How are things norf. I am heaving a large sea bass in to batter you with Wink

Any news sinky? I am working from home til 11-ish and then need to present again. I still kind of need to do something about the presentation, so will be in and out!

ThisWitchSinks · 05/10/2012 08:41
Northey · 05/10/2012 08:29

I am lovely.

I actually think everyone here is lovely. Now quickly someone, bugger me with a red mullet before I go soppy.

Oh well in that case, fsr, poas at will!

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 05/10/2012 08:26

I menkul along with you FSR. Ready for punching...

I dreamt of you norf. You were lovely!

Haven't caught up yet - quick waves!

FrankelSaysRelax · 05/10/2012 08:24

Oh I'll definitely wait till next weekend, but we're both off work all week, so he's here anyway Grin

Northey · 05/10/2012 08:15

Will you be able to wait till HWHNN gets back next weekend? Or are we going to have to restrain you from the sticks all week?

FrankelSaysRelax · 05/10/2012 08:11

[nails mattresses to the wall to create a safe space for Norf]

Oh god, not for ages. I'm only 7dpo today, so at least another week, my luteal phase is usually 15 days and FF says tests on 14 October [resolute] [ish]

Northey · 05/10/2012 08:07

I phoned a couple of times but the line was busy. I might just leave it and go up tomorrow. I feel ok. Tense and with chest tightness. I think I can ride it out though.

Your streak of blood sounds PERFECT! How soon can we punch your kidneys?

FrankelSaysRelax · 05/10/2012 08:01

Morning hags.

Yes, we're heading off this afternoon Norf, it will take about 4-5 hours from here. How are you today? [concerned face] Did you get the blood tests reorganised?

I have some menkul to report: last night (6 DPO) I went to the loo and there was a streak of bright red blood when I wiped, not much but enough to notice. My first thought was "Great, droid is here early" Angry, but now, after this mornings loo visit was all clear, the menkul has taken over and I'm thinking implantation bleed other things Confused

Can't one of you just cast a spell and look into my womble and see what's going on???!!!

[menkul] [menkul] [menkul] [menkul] [menkul] [menkul] [menkul] [menkul] [menkul] [menkul] [menkul] [menkul]

Northey · 04/10/2012 23:00

I too admired the peacock skirt! You are truly a witch of many talents.

Are you heading off tomorrow, Witch'sHorse?

Hot chocolate with marshmallows is especially nice with a massive slug of alcohol in it.

FrankelSaysRelax · 04/10/2012 22:03

I saw your peacock skirt in the other place Witchy, it's ver impressive.

I am getting stuff ready for travelling to this wedding. Several of my colleagues told me I should take notes and write a book based on it Grin.

ThefirstWitch · 04/10/2012 21:53

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WinklyFriedChicken · 04/10/2012 21:38

Argh! Crap phone posting too soon.

Drinking hot chocolate made by kind husband right now - don't think I'veever been wholesome before - at work I am apparently scary.

WinklyFriedChicken · 04/10/2012 21:35

Drinking

HaveALittleFaith · 04/10/2012 21:04

Must have lots and lots and lots of whipped cream in it :)

evilgiraffe · 04/10/2012 20:59

Hot chocolate also a good choice. Especially with marshmallows in it. Granted, it's a bit wholesome, but who cares, right?

HaveALittleFaith · 04/10/2012 20:33

I find Tesco summer fruits is a naice drink when I can't have booze. Or elderflower pressé. But have a large BESH for the sympathy of the sudden diffedness of the friend winkywitch.

WinklyFriedChicken · 04/10/2012 20:28

Did you get your tests moved norf?

Another friend texted just now to announce their diffedness. At Christmas she had no plans to start trying. Want Wine but this is barred on new helfy living, make internals nice for a baybee plan.

eurochick · 04/10/2012 12:56

move not more

I will learn to type one day.

eurochick · 04/10/2012 12:56

Ooo, new woo.

My advice would be, if you don't feel comfortable with the practitioner, more straightaway. If you do, you need to stick with it for a while to see effects on your cycle. It's not an instant cure (although I have to say my scalp is already less itchy and flakey than when I went to the appointment on Monday).

ThisWitchSinks · 04/10/2012 12:44

Just rang up. It's "herbs and accupuncture" south Manchester (google if it will distract you - I'm at risk of outing myself for the approval/amusement of you lot!)

Seem to have lots of post nominals between them, and the ubiquitous testimonials from 30 something TTCers.

Have you rung the hospital yet?

blonderthanred · 04/10/2012 12:31

Second Faif, tablets + counselling is the way forward. Good luck Norfey.

Northey · 04/10/2012 12:20

Ooh, umm, well it's sort of witchcraft originally, isn't it? Sort of oriental witchery? Taken up by the woos.

Did you just phone up and make an appointment?

ThisWitchSinks · 04/10/2012 12:17

Arrrrrgh fuck!

I'm going for the needles and Chinese medicine woo shizzle on Saturday.

Actually have the quivers.

This is not me. And a fred too late...