Round up your ghosties and ghoulies and long legged beasties, the BESH are going to scare out the BFPs!

Did it hurt, winkle? Do you feel, umm, more fertile?

You are too nice, faif! It's a measure of your extreme loveliness that I don't even mind.

Oh, revamped a while back (to my knowledge, but I'm still a relative BESH newby type).

I fink it might have been me that told faife she was being too nice.. Obviously all in preparation for being a cackling hag for this fred.

And yes: baby dust =ground up baby.

So, been to the needle man (that was a surprise, don't know why). All v relaxing. Apparently my pulse, tongue and complexion tells him I'm too stressed and try and do everything too fast. Couldn't really argue with that one..

Now have a bag of herbs to take twice a day. They smell funny.

There's a revamped version? I copy and pasted from one posted in early September, which I thought was probably recent enough. What other questions were there? I'm intrigued.

We tried to get rid of the wall question when we revamped the BESHtionnaire but it depends which one they copy and paste. I was told I was 'too nice' when I put it at the start of the Fred.

Who said about ground up baybees? Was it drizz?

A moment of pure love. Not a money. Though I am very amused by the idea of a money-shot of pure love. That would have showed her.

Is babydust not when their dried in vomit starts flaking off?

Oh good. I was worried the coldness of your house and sadness of your heart from the other day had got you. Or the mingingness of your eye.

Hi raspberryberet. Just maintain an appropriate level of irritable outrage at people starting threads about "experiencing a money of pure love" and you'll be fine. What's your story in general?

Also, does anyone actually know the point of the wall colour question, or is it too far lost in the mists of time?

Babydust in mind is what happens when a nuclear bomb lands on an orphanage.

Too much?

Hello everyone. I am Away. That's why I'm not here.

Raspberry! Hi!

at my superior formatting skills!

Re babydust, is it just me that imagines that to be the result of baybees + blender? It's a rather horrific image, and not one I'd want to be sprinkled with...

Well.... It's not quite got the formatting we enjoyed with draffs

It seems acceptable. R2D2, otherwise known as the droid, or Druid (thanks autocorrect) is the heinous metal fucker that is periods. No AF please.

And pick the lesser half a new name. No DH ( mine certainly isn't at the mo). I have a ghj (ginger hairy jock) but tis all an irrelevance really. Pick some letters, think of what it might stand for. I suggest letters close to one another on the keyboard.

Ooh, lots of rules. But we're naice really. Just intolerant of all things baby dusty.

You need to think of an inappropriate. draff has already horrified us with hers, but redeemed it with the darling Eddie.

And tell us your sorry tale. We like a story here.

paaaahahahaha the Frolickers are taking over it seems! Tis just so quiet in there these days and I like having someone to chat to.

Tricks aren't too bad Faith!

Rightio my attempt at the BESHionnaire:

1. Do you like gin? (This is compulsory, you must say 'Yes')

Yes. Gordons and Blue Saffire are the only ones I have tried though.

2. Men - are you a gold digger or a cradle snatching cougar?

ohhhh I've been with DH so long I don't really know but I like to think that should I ever be single again I like to think I'd be a gold digger.

3. Baybee-making - to put a baybee in your tumtum, which hole do you use: mixture of:

c) foofoo
d) none, you just pray to the baby Jebus.

Although saying that I'm atheist so I'm not sure who I pray to........

4. Testing - when someone wonders if they should test for updiff (pg), do you:

a) bellow 'POAS!' at them non-stop and punch them repeatedly in the kidneys till they wet themselves anyway.

5. Is R2D2:

a) an adorable robot from Star Wars.
I prefer the wookie though. My little brother also does a pretty good impression of a wookie!

6. what colour are your walls?

magnolia through the house but we slowing introducing colours!

7. Number of pets?

No pets, DH is enough to put up with, expensive, always hungry and can make more mess in a shorter space of time than the tasmanian devil. oh and does quite often try to hump my leg. perhaps that's where we are going wrong?

8. Inappropriate (read: weird) crush of shame?

mmmmmmm, that's taking some thinking about. probably Max from eastenders?

9. Lesbian crush?

lady gaga. and kylie minogue

10. What are your views on camping?

glamping all the way, we have a motorhome. i cant go anywhere without my creature comforts but i do like the freedom it gives you

11. How much money have you spent on sticks you then urinate on?

ii) Over 100 quid

so am I allowed in?

I have never heard of these frolickers before? Do they frolik in meadows in skirts made of wheat?!

Is there some sort of exciting Frolickers Schism happening?

Not that we are not v pleased at the prospect of new blood for our rituals.

My favourite Eddie Izzard thing (hope link works):

Also, the phrase: I like my women like I like my coffee. In a plastic cup.

Oh and 'covered in bees'.

Be strong winkly!

Ooh hello raspberry my old friend! How's tricks? If you'd like to join the witches coven of the BESH, you need to drop your BESHtionnaire into the cauldron. Tis easy, draf did hers a few days ago.

Playing full Dressed To Kill as I wrap gifts before departing - £30 on petrol round trip!!! - it's helping to fight the rapidly rising bitterness.

hello! thought I would creep over quietly as the Frolickers so quiet these days and I am probably more a BESH these days than a frolicker!

faith I love that sketch - one of the funniest ever [grin[

We regularly play out the tray sketch in this household too!

Since we are still waiting for our dining table and eat off trays, we say You'll need a tray most nights! :)

Hands down, best Eddie Izzard sketch ever! Brilliantly done and overquoted in our house.

I had a housemate with a big thang for Eddie. We watched the Sexie (ahem) video many times!

Oh draf I can't believe I didn't twig where your name was from! I super luffs you now. Eddie Izzard is such a legend. Tickets already books for the show next year, roll on May.

Covered in beeeeeees......