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Round up your ghosties and ghoulies and long legged beasties, the BESH are going to scare out the BFPs!

985 replies

sinkyroselee · 01/10/2012 08:55

Its true, NGCECOAWT, so the BESH move on.

Join us in spooky October, for a different sort of Pagen fun. Sod the lentil weaving and organic bean bags, we're channelling pointy black hats, green tinged foundation and probably a bit of Harry Potter.

Join us for cursing of the insta-diffs, moments of pure love and the horrors of the cam of the fanjo - post the Beshtionnaire and the coven will judge you.

This is not a woo thread (TINAWT)

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FrankelSaysRelax · 22/10/2012 21:45

This fred has lasted less than 1 month, so I'm sure we can fit in Victorian Gentleman in time for Christmas.

ThisWitchSinks · 22/10/2012 21:39

Bond would be good too. And topical. (can we put Victorian gentlemen on the back burner? We've got to do it at some point!)

If we're picking favourite Bonds, we'll have to dust off the cloning machine to create Daniel Craig after Daniel Craig. I'll take the one in the slightly dishevelled suit (sans tie of course).

Northey · 22/10/2012 21:31

Victorian gentlemen or Bond works for me.

If Bond, we can all get fluffy white Dr No Persian cats as fur baybees. As that's the other thing The Barrens do.

FrankelSaysRelax · 22/10/2012 21:25

[rubs Faithy's ankles]

We've booked tickets to see Skyfall on Saturday afternoon. We did apply for tickets for tomorrow's premiere through Tickets For Troops, but sadly to no avail. Particularly galling when I found out that Benedict Cumberbatch is a confirmed attendee. Obviously he would have been utterly enraptured with me and we'd have driven off into the sunset to have lots of wild sechs Wink

Only joking HWHNN!

eurowitch · 22/10/2012 21:12

And we can all dtd whilst dreaming of our favourite Bond...?

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 22/10/2012 21:03

Hooray for appointment battles won!

norf I'm glad they've seen sense. Fertilise that egg and put it where it needs to be. I'm confident this is the way to get you diffed

sink glad you're moving forward.

frank glad it's working. Triplets would be awesome in someone else's belly!

I am late because I haff been at the work place all day. I have swollen ankles. They are not used to being stood on for 12 hours! Hmm

evilgiraffe · 22/10/2012 20:56

Bond sounds good to me. I have always wanted to be a Bond girl

Skyfall on Friday, squeeee! I think we'll be out to see it next week. The trailer looks so good!

FrankelSaysRelax · 22/10/2012 20:21

Oooo Bond sounds good. We could all be dead sechsy Bond girls, lounging around in our bikinis coz that's what childless women do.

eurowitch · 22/10/2012 20:13

We could do Bond? Next fred will go over the release of Skyfall?

ThisWitchSinks · 22/10/2012 18:38

This is true. I'm liking Victorian Gentlemen.

FrankelSaysRelax · 22/10/2012 18:36

We is gonna need a new fred shortly. We talks too much and there is no way we will last till Halloween!

ThisWitchSinks · 22/10/2012 18:30

And now I'm home and not on the mobile, I can type and catch up properly!

Congrats norfy for the sensible consultant, fsr for your lovely womble lining, and draf for getting your scan.

Perhaps with all these appointments it's time for a mass BESH fufc diffage?

ThisWitchSinks · 22/10/2012 17:51

Well done besh laideez.

I also have a clinic appointment- it did require me going apocalyptic at the clinic and invoking the wrath of PALS, (so now I'll be marked as the pushing demanding ptn..), but dec 20th I get to see someone!

Just to really get my blood pressure up, they have told me the delays are due to me DNAing appointments and not replying to letters. They deny ever telling me a letter was in the post etc etc. not sure this bodes well for ongoing cordial relations...

FrankelSaysRelax · 22/10/2012 17:47

Good going evil Grin

Well it's all go here, my BF has just texted to say she is in early stages of labour Grin. Bout flipping time really, she's a week overdue!

[paces room anxiously like a bloke in a 1950s film]

eurowitch · 22/10/2012 17:44

FSR your lining sounds like a thing of wonder - get preening!

Norfy that is excellent. And it is great that AMNH is sufficiently secure in his sexuality to drink that in public.

Draf well done on getting the scan. I think I'd be happiest if I had CCTV in there so I could see what was going on at all times!

Northey · 22/10/2012 17:07

Well done racehorse.

evilgiraffe · 22/10/2012 16:45

Ooo, cross post. Well done Frankel, too!

evilgiraffe · 22/10/2012 16:44

Hurrah! Well done, norf!

The doctor seemed completely not worried about my mysterious droidal situation, but I flustered a bit at her and she's referring me for a scan, just to check, which is nice. I'd much rather someone look and check all is well rather than just assuming that is the case! She said it's probably just down to the work-related stress from earlier in the year - apparently that can take a while to have a physical effect? I am doubtful about that, but shall await my scan letter and then we'll know a bit more :)

FrankelSaysRelax · 22/10/2012 16:39

Good news Norf and "hurrah" for understanding Dr.

Clinic have just called, I'm to halve my dose today and tomorrow and go back for a re-scan on Weds morning. Nurse thinks they may well cancel this cycle, but if they cancel it it doesn't count towards my 3.

Forgot to say this morning, nurse said I had "grown a wonderful lining" this morning. She said it was the best she'd seen in weeks [teachers pet] Grin

Northey · 22/10/2012 16:25

IVF referral in the post. Wow! I was all geared up for a long fight for it, failure, and then having to go private. But lovely lovely new doctor just went straight for it. Having celebratory cocktails in swanky country pub by hospital. AMNH is mutinously insisting his pink raspberry thing is Not At All Gay. Ha!

How was your appointment draf?

FrankelSaysRelax · 22/10/2012 15:05

Well done Evil and good luck Norf

evilgiraffe · 22/10/2012 14:24

Heh, Norf, that sounds like me. HOTB has to remember everything, it all falls out of my head alarmingly quickly.

I have managed to secure a cancellation appointment for this afternoon, hurrah! Hopefully I will be able to sort out this long-period nonsense...

Northey · 22/10/2012 14:03

I've been for a gorgeous walk in the woods with AMNH to admire autumn leaves and talk about what we want to get out of clinic appointment this afternoon. He is a bit of a charming dolt sometimes - lot of nodding at everything I say, but no ability to think of any questions of his own. Or even recall what we've tried so far. Idiot.

eurowitch · 22/10/2012 11:28

Well it's good that you are responding, FSR. Now they just need to egt the dose right! (But if you end up with a spare couple of babies, feel free to send one my way. THX.)

I've been for my start of week woo, which was nice. She did a bit of shiatsu as well as the needles so my stressy shoulders are a bit less tense than usual (I'm sure a few hours at work will sort that out).

evilgiraffe · 22/10/2012 11:11

Indeed, hurrah for responding! I'll keep my fingers crossed the three is where it stops :)