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Round up your ghosties and ghoulies and long legged beasties, the BESH are going to scare out the BFPs!

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sinkyroselee · 01/10/2012 08:55

Its true, NGCECOAWT, so the BESH move on.

Join us in spooky October, for a different sort of Pagen fun. Sod the lentil weaving and organic bean bags, we're channelling pointy black hats, green tinged foundation and probably a bit of Harry Potter.

Join us for cursing of the insta-diffs, moments of pure love and the horrors of the cam of the fanjo - post the Beshtionnaire and the coven will judge you.

This is not a woo thread (TINAWT)

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lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 08/10/2012 21:37

Also, norf that is shit. What's the plan with wayward hcg?

raspberrytipple · 08/10/2012 21:35

Al that's awful, how someone could do something like that is just beyond me :( Horrific

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 08/10/2012 21:19

Sorry al that is terrible :(

WinklyFriedChicken · 08/10/2012 20:32

al really sorry to hear that.

eurowitch · 08/10/2012 20:18

Thanks Bugs. I had tried to use My Profile before. But it's in the registration bit, I think.

alwyn that's just dreadful. How sad.

FrankelSaysRelax · 08/10/2012 19:19

Oh Al I'm so sorry. How horrific. Was he one of your pupils?

Northey · 08/10/2012 19:11

I can't find it on news but it sounds awful and I'm so sorry.

JustBuggerlugs · 08/10/2012 18:41

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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 08/10/2012 17:14

Oh God, Alwyn. I did see that. Poor young lad, only twelve years old :(. It must be so sad at school - I'm so sorry.

I'm back from Dorset and will now catch up. Hello hags.

alwyn · 08/10/2012 16:16

Urgh, awful day at work. One of our kids was knocked down on Saturday night in a hit and run (you may have seen it on the news).

Today has been sad and rubbish. I can't feel sorry for myself in any way because I still have my loved ones.

Northey · 08/10/2012 16:07

Because my HCG is evil and unruly and just wants to upset me. I'm quite glad I'm banned from ttc-ing for 3 months anyway, because of the methotrexate, otherwise I would be getting really agitated about the delay.

I want steak!

eurochick · 08/10/2012 13:36

I ackshooally had steak last night, norfy. But I can definitely manage the red wine. :)

How can the HCG not keep dropping now you have had the nasty drugs???

How do you namechange Bugs?

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Northey · 08/10/2012 12:48

I hope you are planning an evening of steak and spinach and red wine. Take that, pesky almost-naemia!

Hospital just called to say that HCG disappearance has slowed like a faulty broomstick. Bah. Back in next weekend then...

eurochick · 08/10/2012 11:07

Morning hags.

I have been to see needles woo lady this morning. I like her. She doesn't think I have enough blood (or something). Several years of being veggie in the past plus monster heavy periods have depleted my blood or something. I might not be anaemic by western standards, but something is not right by chinese medicine standards. So she stuck some needles in me and a heater under me to try to warm me up. It was quite a nice start to the week.

But my knee is still banjaxed .

Northey · 08/10/2012 11:00
FrankelSaysRelax · 08/10/2012 10:38

I am bored! It's supposed to be my week off but I've had to come in to work as they're interviewing for my boss' replacement this afternoon. I would rather be anywhere but here!

FutilityFiend has reverted back to the "Nope: you haven't ovulated" option so feck knows what is going on. If I don't get any clear indicators I will pee on something on Friday.

Northey · 08/10/2012 08:38

Any news on the stick/droid front, bugs?

WinklyFriedChicken · 07/10/2012 19:49

sinky the shower was beyond awful. Really. And it didn't help that I was thinking "I had a positive test, of sorts, this day last week".

Today has been a much better day. Did circuits for an hour, didn't think I would survive it but did :) and then went to friend's house, played with lovely twins and got fed Sunday lunch, happy days.

evilgiraffe · 07/10/2012 19:41

Hey! I resemble that remark! Wink

FizzyFeet · 07/10/2012 19:25

Evening all!

Welcome newbies - good to have some fresh meat. I approve of Eddie Izzard as a crush of shame too. Any anyone who would take Clarkson over Paxman needs their head examining

I have been away on hols and decided to come on mn less in an effort to make some mental space for other things. I was at a wedding yesterday and managed to answer the 'so when are you having kids' question without actually wanting to rip their face off, so maybe it's working.

ThisWitchSinks · 07/10/2012 19:09

Well done with all the activity peeps. After my run yesterday, managed to get out again today. In a similar vein to Euro, my shoulder is fecked and when it's bad I can't really run as it dislocates really easily and hurts. But marathon in 6 months and counting!

Am now going home to a chippy tea. With gravy obvs.

Well done on surviving the wedding Frankle- rather you than me..

Oh, and winkly saw in a post elsewhere that the shower really wasn't fun. Also well done on surviving.