Round up your ghosties and ghoulies and long legged beasties, the BESH are going to scare out the BFPs!

I'm sorry Euro, but this sentence - I had thought she might be having problems as she has been married a while and got a couple of kittens some time ago - has made me roar with teetering on the bridge of genuinely hysterical laughter. Does anyone else find it bitterly and ironically funny? But your poor, poor friend. Why can't it happen for them? Why can't it happen for us? Why can't I make my poor, broken dad a grandad? Fuck it all :(

Rie that does make his gestures pretty baffling. Sorry to hear about your dad.

Yay for Halloween smilies! [hsmile] And the new Angry Birds Halloween levels were released yesterday to feed my addiction.

FSR I hope your scan went well.

I had lunch with a friend yesterday. At our last lunch a few months ago, I mentioned my ishoos and she spilled hers too - she'd had IVF and a miscarriage. I had thought she might be having problems as she has been married a while and got a couple of kittens some time ago. At lunch yesterday she said she had had another miscarriage after FET. It's so sad. She will make a great parent. Why can't it happen for them? They are unexplained too. They've had two goes at IVF, two pregnancies and two losses. They are taking a break now.

Hello Hags. I am back

Bugs, have this slap around the chops with a basking shark (the bigger the need, the bigger the fish, in BESHland).

Remember Cunt Who Had The Door Slammed In His Face? Apparently he and his wife had fertility problems too, Which made his lack of empathy worse, in my book, though in his book he was probably being all out-int-the-open and matter of fact, which I can understand too

Father is pretty ill.

Bugger! That should have been [hconfused]

Ooo, the Halloween smilies are back [hgrin] [hsmile] [hcinfused] [hhmm] [hangry] [henvy]

Scan at 10.30 this morning. Fingers crossed I've not grown any more follicles!

Given the fred is imminently ending, I shall be the first to christen with a witchy [henvy]

But, mn, poor effort. Where's the broomstick, cat, or pumpkin??

[pumpkin]

Worth a try.

Sorry Bugs

Bugs I'm sorry, that must be hard to get your head round.

Aw, Bugs. I remember your BFP.

:( bugs have a sneaky and the cod of comfort.

I hope all the results are helpful in winning you a baybee.

[grib]?! WTF is that?! Obviously I meant

Sounds like he/she's going to be a handful Faith

I got a rush of pant snot this morning and in getting constant stabbing pains on my left side - where I have my 2 follicles. I'm wondering if my body is going for a "screw you" attitude and is going to ov of its own accord HWHNN is away until Thursday night, but we did get some sechs in on Sunday afternoon, so we might be ok, especially considering what you've just said Faithy [grib]

I think the menkul gets to us all at times sink. People being nice is almost as bad as people being mean!

Well baybee is being a monkey still! Today s/he was curled up in a cresent shape over my uterus so head down! After lots of effort (while I needed a wee of course) we have an official date now of 23rd April so I'm now 14 weeks. Bit weird because that would mean I conceived on the Tuesday but I didn't see any EWCM til the Wednesday! Based on this I would reccommend sechsing from immediately after the droid departs, it seems the Saturday sechs was the one that won the baybee Still nice to see him/her again. 20 week scan just before Christmas so hopefully we can get colour specific clothes in the January sales! what's the betting s/he has their legs crossed!

Join the club, sinky!

I like the Victorian Gentleman idea too (but am veh veh excited about Bond). As someone said, I think VG could make a good pre-Xmas theme as most of our Xmas traditions come from Victorian times. And in the mean time we can spend a few weeks lusting after Daniel Craig....

FSR I'm jealous that you are going to see it so soon!

Crap crap crap.

For some reason everyone at work feels the need to ask if I'm ok today. And now I feel like crying everytime they do.

Fecking wimmin hormones.

Right sided pains and promising knicker watching might suggest I ovulated in last couple of days...

I think I am officially mental

Why, Norf' how kind. I haf often thought of myself as a bit of an Ursula Andress look-a-like.

Arf.

Fear not. The cabbage leaves and bean bags from the woo fred are here somewhere.

Sure we can all throw a little something together from this pile of crap

I have a lovely image of sinky in an Ursula Andress bikini, wandering through a Norfolk cabbage field, looking for cabbage leaves to create a slinky cocktail dress.

But can the hairy, spotty BESH pull off a Bond girl feem?

Victorian gentlemen might fit nicely round chrimbo with a bit of wassailing?

Roger Moore is my favourite but the idea of having sechs with him has been spoilt by seeing him on the One show last week and realising he's an old man

Thanks for the ankle rub frank. Propping up on pillows tonight!

Hag to honey in 72 posts.

I will dally with Sean Connery while the machine is working. You know, to be helpful.