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Fx for September 2012 part 2

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IBelieveInPink · 19/09/2012 07:53

Hey ladies. Just starting up a new one as we talked so much on the last. How is everyone's ss today? :)

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FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 22:02

Spiders always hide until its too late and you're in the room. They always guard doors. And guaranteed they always watch you wee,

I had on in my car yesterday, felt something on left boob, looked down and there's a spider the size of a 10p running over my boob. Could my stalker spiders be a pg symptom?

murfgirl · 20/09/2012 22:00

Hi ladies can I join? I'm on cycle 1 and ttc for the first time.

I've been symtpom spotting....sore boobs, cramping earlier in the week, nausea & dizziness today but BFN's (yes plural...its very addictive Blush) on FRER's yesterday.

BFP is due tomorrow, but I'm going to resist and save some money be sensible, and try not to POAS til Sunday!

Thundercatsarego · 20/09/2012 22:00

!! Love it!

FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 21:58

There was a montgomery lived on a boob,
It's main job was to nipple lube,
Then purp came to pluck
We all wished her luck
Then papped her sore plucked pimpled boob

PurpleGeekyGirl · 20/09/2012 21:58

pmsl!!! Am off to bed to reflect on the poetic genius that is thund. FX to anyone else POAS tomorrow morning.

Thundercatsarego · 20/09/2012 21:54

How do you know it's a spider, frust?

oh just read the second bit

Thundercatsarego · 20/09/2012 21:53

Thank you frust I got stuck there. Four! Gets me every time.

There was a Montgomery who lived on a breast
Before it was plucked it felt like a nest
Then purp came to pluck
We all wished her luck,
Took a pic and sent it to the press

Hmmm..

poco! Grin Grin

FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 21:52

Hi poco fx for you. have you done the shining a light through from the back?

I say ladies there's a 7 legged spider living in my bathroom. How do I know it's a spider if it only has 7 legs I hear you cry; because its huge and it was sitting guarding the door watching me wee.

pocopearl · 20/09/2012 21:44

Hi all, its been a few days since I have been about. Glad to see we have had a couple of BFPs since I was last about. I have POAS and if I look closely with a magnifying glass there is the feint-est line. I am more than likely imagining it but waiting until the morning just in case... FX

FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 21:44

Four! is that what comes next thunder ?

There was a Montgomery lived on a boob..

PurpleGeekyGirl · 20/09/2012 21:43

OK Universe, I make you a deal. I don't mind missing out this cycle now seeing as Download have just announced Iron Maiden and Rammstein to headline next year. And I already have a ticket. And it's on the 14-16 June. And if I am pg then my edd would be 2 June but I go over so won't be in a state to stand in a field and listen to metal and watch awesome fire. So I'll happily de-camp to Oct/Nov/Dec. are you listening??!

lol en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Areolar_glands and no those aren't my puppies

FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 21:43

Scratch and sniff tonight ladies. Can you distinguish between the pg farts and the beans/curry/jelly tots farts? prize for winner is a framed pic of parpy papped pimple plucked puppies.

wonders if RSPCA is aware of plucked puppies

Thundercatsarego · 20/09/2012 21:40

lol I know all about Montgomery. He lives on my boob. I count him like this. One Montgomery...two Montgomery...three Montgomery

Strangely it happens to keep time as well

ok you got me, I actually know jack all

Lolcbcblemonlime · 20/09/2012 21:37

Lol at all the mad conversation that has taken place this evening!
Can someone tell me more about these boob things?
Am I supposed to count them and then what?
Blimey when I think I'm learning u guys come up with something totally random!
I'm feeling crampy too but nothing in terms of af or spotting so not out yet.
Had chilli for dinner and feel farty! Grin

PurpleGeekyGirl · 20/09/2012 21:33

Scratch and sniff farts? OMFG not more symptoms to compare. Does my fart smell pregnant to you asks frustrated mum of one ttc #2

Thundercatsarego · 20/09/2012 21:33

!! scratch and sniff Grin

Parpy purp paps pimple on plucked puppies

starting to sound like an animal welfare issue now

FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 21:30

Purps pimply plucked parpypuppies papped pics
also scratch and sniff pg farts pg 2

Thundercatsarego · 20/09/2012 21:29

I'm really laughing whilst farting whoops

PurpleGeekyGirl · 20/09/2012 21:27

and rofls! You guys are MAD! But are making me Grin too.

And yes frust am very windy crampy too... FX for us eh!

Thundercatsarego · 20/09/2012 21:25

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FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 21:23

Purps pimply plucked puppies papped pics
(pics inside) Grin Wink

Thundercatsarego · 20/09/2012 21:20

now that's not the way to do a positive attitude! Come on purp!

PurpleGeekyGirl · 20/09/2012 21:17

The only thing you'll be rolling up to see tomorrow is another BFN from yours truly.

I resolve to POAS tomorrow and then NOT AGAIN until after Tuesday.

PurpleGeekyGirl · 20/09/2012 21:16

kitty Addison as in Addison montgomery sheppard.

and yes it has taken a funny turn. I think I may be already have turning to mania

kittykatskumkwat · 20/09/2012 21:14

This thread has taken a funny turn!!
Montgomery and why would that make you think of Addison purple unless that's an episode of greys I've totally by passed?!?