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Fx for September 2012 part 2

463 replies

IBelieveInPink · 19/09/2012 07:53

Hey ladies. Just starting up a new one as we talked so much on the last. How is everyone's ss today? :)

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FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 22:40

Not giggled so much in at least 2 days a long time thunder Grin

Thundercatsarego · 20/09/2012 22:39

Night frust and your 50 friends x

FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 22:38

Me and my million Montie minion are of to bed. Night all.

I'm still within the wiki count, ner-ner

Thundercatsarego · 20/09/2012 22:36

I'm finding this evening's chat so funny, thank you ladies. Smile

I have no grounds for teasing however, not only have I shoe horned my breasts into a rather tight bra that I am afraid to wrestle them out again in case they suffocate nearby life, like the dog, but I also clearly can't count...!

FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 22:32

my monties aren't all huge monties. Some tiny pinprick size monties counted too. a Montie is a Montie And my left boob is slightly bigger. not a size or anything like that, just slightly

murfgirl · 20/09/2012 22:30

Am obv just lacking in the boob and montgomery dept. Envy

Thundercatsarego · 20/09/2012 22:28
Thundercatsarego · 20/09/2012 22:27

Do you lean to the left frust, with all the extra monty weight?

murfgirl · 20/09/2012 22:26

Thundercatsarego couldn't possibly disclose...but definitely not near 28 like Wiki says...just imagine! I'd be ALL nipple no boob. Confused

FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 22:26

23 on right, 27 on left. of various sizes. Looks normal numbers to me.

Thundercatsarego · 20/09/2012 22:25

Murf's man mentions madness at monty maths mayhem

murfgirl · 20/09/2012 22:24

Ooooh nice alliteration Frustrated ! Methinks the mayhem will start tomorrow when I try to work out if I've got more.

Off to bed now....look forward to more crazy ss shenanigans tomorrow.

Fx for anyone POAS in the morning!

FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 22:22

Talking of wees, I hope voyeuristic bathroom spider has gone.

Thundercatsarego · 20/09/2012 22:20

How many have you got murf?

rather a personal question I know but I can't count much past four

FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 22:19

Murfs montie maths mayhem

murfgirl · 20/09/2012 22:18

that should have read "catching" me counting my monties...watching just makes it sound creepy

Thundercatsarego · 20/09/2012 22:18

Ohhhh

Yes I think spots floating in front of the eye is definitely a symptom of looking directly at light pg

murfgirl · 20/09/2012 22:16

DH thinks I'm insane after watching me counting my monties...

FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 22:13

DH thinks I'm insane as I keep randomly laughing. Blinded by bedside lamp is a symptom I'm sure don't you have an ideal sized light/torch on your phone?

FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 22:11

No thunder I had a spider in the car. Not a wee. always stop and find a bush toilet. but I can see how you'd get confused
Wink

pocopearl · 20/09/2012 22:09

yes i did slightly blind in one eye now though as had to use bedside lamp

FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 22:08

Did you torch it poco? (presuming you have ICs to play with)

Thundercatsarego · 20/09/2012 22:08

Hi murf, you're in good company for poas on Sunday I think.

frus are you saying you were having a wee in the car?

but yes, not only are spiders pg symptoms, voyeuristic ones even more so

pocopearl · 20/09/2012 22:06

frustrated never tried that before. Just POAS again and there is defo something there, though refuse to confirm or deny a BFP until a torch or magnifying glass is not required. Until then FX'd and no congrats pls. Can't wait for my morning wee!!!

FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 22:04

Hi murf