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BFP in 2012 Part 3 - let's get on with it!

980 replies

resipsa · 29/08/2012 11:30

I bit the bullet!

OP posts:
kittykatskumkwat · 09/09/2012 21:23

Angry stupid dh is refusing me, so havnt dtd since Smile just the night before, I shouldn't have started so early!!!
SadSadSad
Thing is I don't even want to either but I was going to take on for the cause!!

kNickerbockerGloryCherry · 09/09/2012 21:15

I'd end up having sex even less than I.manage now if H2B was asking me about being pregnant after every go!

FrustratedSycamorePants · 09/09/2012 21:13

It the first time he's asked since cycle 1. he also has no clue where in my cycle I am, but has figured out that bitchy frustrated = AF = no dtd not sure I could handle being asked every time. Grin

DulcetMoanslovesNectarine · 09/09/2012 21:09

Mine does that after every time frustrated! The he tells me if this was Species (the film) we would know by now. Does sound like an easier way of doing it!

FrustratedSycamorePants · 09/09/2012 20:39

Hi kiwi I get on MN and sod the organised. Grin although work and other stresses prevent me living on here like in August

DH just asked if I was pregnant yet. Told him he'd have to wait 2 weeks to find out Grin

FrustratedSycamorePants · 09/09/2012 20:36

Pillow under bum. Grin or I was I'm now washing the dishes.

kiwi5 · 09/09/2012 20:36

Hee Hee. Loving the recent chats. It really helps to know that I am not on my own in the dtd sagas!!
Wish I was organised enough to get onto mn more regularly!
Well nips are super tingly and crampseverynow and again, but since mc have told myself sternly that these things all happen before period starts so not to get hopes up. Never bloody listen tho aye!
Frustrated, lol, nic, hope your dps continue to play ball.
Hope everyone has been enjoying the sunshine, been feeling a bit melancholy today, last day of summeritus I think!
Going to wait for period to arrive this month rather than pee on money! I do have a superdrug cheapie just in case tho!

Lolcbcblemonlime · 09/09/2012 20:29

U lying with legs in the air now?

FrustratedSycamorePants · 09/09/2012 20:24

Didn't get a chance to punish DH was planning my tactics But i did get laid. Blush Grin

Have discovered the bottom end of our bed doesn't squeak half as much as the top. Grin

FrustratedSycamorePants · 09/09/2012 19:38

lolcbcb it's not my punishment it's his. Grin but no, not yet, been to a christening but house is quiet and the mice are sleeping, so may have to take my chance at punishing DH whilst I can get it. and still get an early night

kNicker I love the name change. I must refrain from shouting kerrrrNickers out loud when I read it.

kNickerbockerGloryCherry · 09/09/2012 17:39

OK...so fruity nickname now adopted as it seems so lucky :-)

Lolcbcblemonlime · 09/09/2012 17:27

Frustrated have u had your punishment shag yet???

NickiNockiNoodle · 09/09/2012 14:45

I sometimes text H2B stating I want sex later that day...it probably happens 20% of the time what with zonking out through exhaustion :-(

weechops · 09/09/2012 14:12

Coffee all over my 'pooter now ha! God my dh would love that if I punished him with sex :) He's been telling me all day I'm getting it later. We will see if he's still awake then! I've told him he's not to overdo it before next week, and to stop, ahem, enjoying himself in the mornings after I get up!

NickiNockiNoodle · 09/09/2012 13:08

I like that...you're a bastard. Now shag me as your punishment!! :-)

FrustratedSycamorePants · 09/09/2012 12:45

Pah ha ha punished with sex sounds like a plan. Grin

DulcetMoans · 09/09/2012 12:43

Yeah, don't show weakness through apology, punish him with sex! Haha!

FrustratedSycamorePants · 09/09/2012 12:32

I never apologise because I'm a bitch house rules state I am and always will be the boss Grin

Lolcbcblemonlime · 09/09/2012 12:13

Frustrated make up sex is great fun Grin
Whatever u are rowing about, take the blame and get him into bed!! Ewcm means ov is coming so not too late yet!
I just got laid Smile
Lying down for a bit. Had to be on top as practically raped DH but hey ho! Better than no shag at all!

FrustratedSycamorePants · 09/09/2012 09:37

OMFG!
EWCM is no longer AWOL. first time I've seen it since starting TTC

Sods law its the day after the night we failed to dtd and are in the middle of a row.

NickiNockiNoodle · 09/09/2012 09:10

I'm quite cunning, Lol...seeing the bigger picture and hopefully getting a result!

And I may as well get used to doing it as I imagine there will be loads given whilst pregnant!! :-/

NickiNockiNoodle · 09/09/2012 09:07

I'm trying to get him on side, Dulcet! Something has to work, surely.

HJs give me wrist ache though, ha ha!

Lolcbcblemonlime · 09/09/2012 09:07

Nic didn't get laid. Was too tired. Will do so as soon as DH gets up or when I get tired of waiting and wake him up!
True about fresh swimmers! I read that too. That's why I had to bonk last Sunday at the hotel! Bj could be an easy solution!!! And DH will never clock on its ttc related. Hmmm. More deception techniques! Grin

DulcetMoans · 09/09/2012 09:04

Haha. I go away for a day and you filthy ladies are talking about BJs and hand love! We are in a mission here, no enjoyment allowed for anyone. Especially not unreceptive DPs! Purely functional deeds!

WhenSheWasBadSheWasAnOrange · 09/09/2012 08:56

Seems pointless when you need the sperm at the other end Grin just spat tea out on the table reading that.

Very glad to have another testing buddy (still gutted I can't test with nic and resipsa).