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Gather up your fertility spells and sign in for the lentil-weaving BESH woo hippy thread!

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FrankelSaysRelax · 27/08/2012 07:29

Greetings sisters [puts flowers in hair]

Bring your very best woo & let's see if we can magick up a few baybees (insta-differs not allowed).

New recruits are required to locate the BESH spell aka the BESHtionnaire and submit for further scrutiny.

[dances round bare foot]

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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 24/09/2012 20:10

Oooh, what did she/you say, Bugger?

I haven't been chatted up for yonks . By either men or women

BuggerlugsTheFirst · 24/09/2012 20:06

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sinkyroselee · 24/09/2012 19:41

Well bugs, what with the baby making not going to plan, maybe it's time to make some life choices?... Wink

Like the pit idea.

Especially if it means I'm allowed to call people fucktards when I'm there.

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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 24/09/2012 18:57

I don't tend to cry. I always just get utterly uncommunicative and morose. I grunt at people and stuff. In fact I turn into a teenage boy.

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FrankelSaysRelax · 24/09/2012 18:55

You've got to add the Cumberbatch to the Pit Grin

I had a wallow on Saturday, bit of a cry on HWHNN after seeing BF. I was feeling jealous and then bad for feeling jealous and it was a whole circle if snot and tears [attractive]

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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 24/09/2012 18:52

The Pit of Despair. It kind of fell out of use. It's where BESH retreat to if it all gets too shit. People throw cake and gin down to them and forgive them for anything unpleasant they may say. In the past we have also had an array of tempting young men on offer to take our minds of our ongoing barreness, such as Mitchell from Being Human (yes that's how long I have been around here), Lucas from Spooks, and Cap'n Jack.

Northey · 24/09/2012 18:50

Woss the pit?

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 24/09/2012 18:42

Might it be time to resurrect the Pit? We usually keep someone nice down there to cheer us up and some enticing food and beverages.

I nominate Oscar Pistorius.

Northey · 24/09/2012 18:41

I had a lovely wallow earlier, reading a thread in the Christmas topic, all about how barrenness feels worse at Christmas. Good point, I thought, and desponded extravagantly.

sinkyroselee · 24/09/2012 18:39

We are legion. Etc etc.

Pity party in the world of BESH. All welcome (unless you're a smug inta-dif, trying for a matter of minutes, or ask how to guarantee a girl/boy)

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 24/09/2012 18:10

By the way, obviously the revolting self pity extends to all BESH of course.

"We are the BESH" like in "We are the Borg".

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 24/09/2012 18:09

Ah, well if I look at it like that....

I am in a revoltingly self pitying mood today, I'm afraid. Why am I barren, why why why? Etc.

On the plus side, there's cake in the house.

Northey · 24/09/2012 18:08

The same lot who are causing the rest of us to have to wait two years... On which note, sympathy to sinky and frankel.

Northey · 24/09/2012 18:06

Don't feel guilty, aries. Probably half of those are those cheating liers who pretend to have been trying for a year just to get on the list.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 24/09/2012 18:00

The fuckers :(

sinkyroselee · 24/09/2012 17:45

Well. I got told off for pestering the clinic. And still no date.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 24/09/2012 16:23

That's encouraging news, Norf, and a bit of a relief given all the recent shitness.

Waiting, waiting, waiting......apparently I don't have to wait as long because of my ancient powdered eggs, though that does mean that some other poor people might have to wait even long because of me. Great. Guilt is now being added to the equation, plus the PMT. Not a happy combination.

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FrankelSaysRelax · 23/09/2012 21:36

Good news Norf. Well not good news, but you know what I mean.

sinky the waiting is just shite. I was totting up, in the almost 2 years since we were referred to the specialist I've only actually had 8 appointments to go through treatment/options, etc. That's a lot of waiting inbetween.

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Northey · 23/09/2012 21:05

Flying visit to say that hcg was a very encouraging 67% drop down to 426. So sounds like all is now under control and I can stop stressing about having to have more methotrexate or surgery.

sinkyroselee · 23/09/2012 18:25

Yup jethro. Proper mental here at the mo. And meant to be writing a presentation just now, hence the manic posting. Finish soon and watch Masterchef Australia. Love it.

JethroTull · 23/09/2012 18:16

Sinky it's the waiting that is so frustrating isn't it? It drove me to complete distraction. I hope you get it sorted soon.

sinkyroselee · 23/09/2012 18:07

Err. Not my hospital. I don't own it. But i do work there. Joy.

sinkyroselee · 23/09/2012 18:06

My GP has no power over them. the service has been reconfigured for "efficiency" [hollow laugh smiley]. That's wht I had 3 appointments cancelled at the start because she sent me to the wrong subdepartment. Not that I blame her. I don't think the unit knows what it's bloody doing.

I ring from work (this is my bloody hospital). I think this is why they're so arsey with me. Internal ring tone, they don't expect to get a pissed of patient. And I've taken to using my "official title" which probably doesn't make them warm to me either.

Will ring again tomorrow. I've given them 2 weeks to find my bloody form.

HaveALittleFaith · 23/09/2012 17:49

Oh sinky how rubbish for you. Can you contact PALS and ask them for help to get things moving? Or ask your GP to chase? To sound more official like? I'm not surprised you're feeling low and not wanting to do the sechs.

drizz I guess what they propose is quite practical. Letting things settle down before injecting all those hormones again. The R&R plan sounds excellent.

I'm ok sinky, much better since I had abd finished the antibiotics. Just counting down the time til my 12 week scan (17th October).

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