Gather up your fertility spells and sign in for the lentil-weaving BESH woo hippy thread!

Whereas MSB cut back after his first one, then when the second was only marginally better he went a bit mad with the booze in an in your face manner

How you feeling now sink?

God yes, they do one tiny thing in perfect privacy and then think their suffering is equal to hours of trekking around being peered and and poked and prodded and operated on.

AMNH is using his normal result as an excuse to refuse to cut back on alcohol and coffee ("But i don't need to! My results were fine!" It is VERY annoying.

MSB didn't half moan about his til I pointed put he did it in private whereas I had many people looking at my fanjo for the HSG and the dildo cam wasn't exactly pleasant! Oh and at some point that I may actually have to give birth....

Arf at GP. GHJ still hasn't got over his...

Fear not Beshes. Have managed to sort out a quietish morning at work and am contemplating a cup of tea. Will all be fine I'm sure.

Ps bugs that's crap. I'm sorry she was so cold and horrible to you. Maybe you should complain about her manner? Glad the ball is rolling but sorry for the horrible attitude you had to face :(

sink I think if you can't stomach paracetamol and are only managing sips of water and struggling to mobilise, you need to be seen!

How close are you to a hospital or walk-in centre? Maybe keep it in mind just in case things get worse, but give yourself an hour to see how things go. I am certain they won't think you a time waster.

Oh hang on, don't you work in a hospital, now I come to think of it?

TEN sample tubes? TEN? I am amazed you are walking. I would be dead on the floor. What on earth did they need ten for? Horrid cold and clinical vampires. That nurse sounds rubbish. It really makes you appreciate the point of gentleness in nurses. You are in such a vulnerable position with them that any sort of brusqueness just makes everything feel dreadful. Can you self-medicate with cake and a quiet morning?

Er. Cd 82...

Sure I'm just being menkul. I think this is all psychosocial overlay from being told off by clinic yesterday. Or something.

lem, can you call back and say that on reflection you would like a rescan after all?

sink, I'm sure you know all this, but if you are light-headed or get shoulder tip pain, it may well be worth a chat with a GP or NHS Direct. I have turned up with a fake ectopic before an they couldn't have been kinder. I had pain and negative preg test and unprotected sex and that was enough for them to send me on to hospital for hcg blood test, in case I was too early for a stick to show anything.

Left.

Made it to the office. Going to sit here quietly now.

sink which side is said pain?

Owww! Have vommed up the paracetamol I tried. Can't face coffee. Am gingerly sipping on water. Sat in car. Can't face the walk into work.

Right. Pull myself together.

Probiotics and plenty of water will cure constipation. Believe me, I'm a veteran!

Some haddock to add to the prawns, norf. Anyone for fish stew :)

Woo, that would mean I was trying to get diffed or do they do woo to clear out remaining gunk? I guess the do...

Morning miserable bunch, I missed a pity fest by going out with two friends and getting pissed (of about 3 drinks, diffedness turned me into a complete lightweight - literally as well, I bought some jeans a size smaller than pre-diffage).

But hurrah for the decent hcg drop, norf. That is encouraging, in a extopic shitty way.

I agree about coffee, sinky and alternatively I recommend muesli and exercise. If all else fails, panick and call the clinic GP.

Sorry about the two year waits to get to see people in the clinic, all of you waiters :( that is shit. No feeling guilty you teenage whipper-snapper-arie.

All in favour of the pit. I am despairing a little. I've been told the MC was complete, and I am allowed to do everything again when the bleeding stops, but there is this annoying drizzle of brown gunk (that I showed to poor, poor SB, this morning) and at this rate I don't believe it will clear out the sizeable chunk of remaining diffed lining, we saw on the scan last Friday, in the next week... So I called the clinic, panicked, got vaguely reassured, turned down re-scannage (why did I do that?) and tried to hide my general tears behind piles of work. Life is wonderful.

But drinking and eating raw meat was a very good way to spend an evening yesterday. No despair. Just lust upon arrival at home but that is VERBOTEN too until the drizzel stops

Hmm. I would try two cups of strong coffee and some encouraging words with your colon, myself.

Where are you cycle-wise, out of interest?

In Fred, bogof kind of thing, no?

In me news, have horrible left sided pains and am convincing myself tis ectopic. Despite negative pee stick and all history to the contrary. My brain says I'm constipated from comfort eating and no exercise, but ghj isn't here to talk sense into me.

Not even my cats chat me up any more. Not since they realised they can get food out of AMNH without half the twirling and flirting that I demand.

Still feeling gloomy and heavy hearted today. Is the pit a separate place, or more an in-fred pop-up concept store?