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Gather up your fertility spells and sign in for the lentil-weaving BESH woo hippy thread!

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FrankelSaysRelax · 27/08/2012 07:29

Greetings sisters [puts flowers in hair]

Bring your very best woo & let's see if we can magick up a few baybees (insta-differs not allowed).

New recruits are required to locate the BESH spell aka the BESHtionnaire and submit for further scrutiny.

[dances round bare foot]

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Northey · 02/09/2012 23:38

That sounds to me like the perfect reason to have a tragic fit of forgetfulness, make it, and have to eat it all yourself, faith.

You iz so fit, jethy.

euro, my work trip food nightmare was to Germany in the middle of bloody spargelfest. Asparagus EVERYWHERE on EVERY menu. When I saw asparagus creme brûlée in the pudding section I knew I could take no more.

HaveALittleFaith · 02/09/2012 21:56

Good work jethro! When is said half marathon? Mmm cottage pie. Used to be a staple in our diet but MSB was ill after corn beef hash and has been put off anything like it ever since :(

JethroTull · 02/09/2012 21:47

I'm aching. Did my last long run before the half marathon this morning, 2 hours. Feeling quite pleased with myself. Made a huge cottage pie this afternoon which was beaut. I had 2 portions & an ice cream. Still hungry though.

Euro I used to live in The Hague. By the time I left I was a fan of chips & mayo. And bikes. And this tiny cafe that made the greatest coffees.
Bugs there's some Amazing bath oil that Aromatherapy Associates do. It Solves Everything.
Rie when is your next appointment my love?

BuggerlugsTheFirst · 02/09/2012 21:17

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HaveALittleFaith · 02/09/2012 20:53

Slim to none eurostar!

I've only been for a Sunday roast and said goodbye to a house. Not a very nice house at that (no double glazing do either freezing or boiling hot). I did have a bath with aromatherapy bath foam though how's the b'tard droid going?

eurochick · 02/09/2012 20:02

You've all been off having fun doing hippy dippy shyte haven't you? Bstds.

I am flipping shattered. Waiting for my room service dinner. I bet they balls it up. I cannot abide mayo (it is the devil's jism). I am in the Netherlands, the land of mayonnaise. I have requested a club sandwich without mayo. How do you rate my chances?

HaveALittleFaith · 02/09/2012 18:57

Blardy knackered after a round trip to see the outlaws near Manchester in one day! MSB is running a bath (lush) for me though.

norf how you feeling? Everyone else?

FriendofDorothy · 02/09/2012 18:39

Feeling perky thanks. Yourself? Well I hope.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 02/09/2012 18:29

Evening Jeffers. Not too bad. You?

JethroTull · 02/09/2012 17:59

Evening Hags. How are we all?

BuggerlugsTheFirst · 01/09/2012 19:51

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eurochick · 01/09/2012 15:57

My world northern european tour is continuing. Another week, another city. Another day of absolutely minging Droid. This one is quite nasty (prolly cos of the stress and caffeine and booze). I've tried drugs and a warm bath and nothing is helping. I have a work meeting in half an hour downstairs and I feel like I am going to puke and can't stand up straight.... I plan to do a lot of delegating of everything.

Northey · 01/09/2012 12:41

Is it for promotion/career change/anything exciting, bugs?

By the way, the epilator pain definitely goes after a while, if you persevere.

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FrankelSaysRelax · 01/09/2012 12:03

Morning BESHes [wafts burning sage around the room]

Did we all have too much peapod burgundy last night and sleep in late?

Well, I told my boss and one of my work colleagues about our TTC woes yesterday, cue lots more tears - honestly I've never cried as much as over the last few days. They were both lovely and said I have to put myself first and that there would be no problems with me disappearing for appointments, etc.

I've got to tell my other colleague on Monday and then it's done and out in the open.

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Northey · 31/08/2012 20:12

... except in my case it looks more how I would imagine a post partum belly would look - all foul and droopy and practically begging for an apronectomy.

Northey · 31/08/2012 20:11

Poor euro. Bastard hope.

I too am carrying a preggo style belly

eurochick · 31/08/2012 17:49

Indeed. And it clearly means that this preggo-style belly is all flab rather than part baby (I was clinging on to that hope). @rse biscuits indeed.

The diet starts as soon as I am back from this biz trip in a week.

HaveALittleFaith · 31/08/2012 17:37

Arse biscuits euro.

earlie in the morning

Northey · 31/08/2012 16:00

Bugger, euro. What a stinking pile of cock this all is.

eurochick · 31/08/2012 12:15

Are you sure you weren't just drunk before 11am rie?

Well, Droidal invasion is here. At least there is chocolate. Meh. On to cycle 23. That's 21 out of 22 cycles of perfectly-timed sh@gging with no baby (the 1/22 was my post IVF drucks anovulatory cycle when there was no chance of sperm meeting non-existant egg). How is that possible???

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 31/08/2012 10:47

Sorry. Stooopid phone.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 31/08/2012 10:47

Morning yetis.

I am blondely hairy. I generally leave the lega to go fallow unless It's hot i.e never. Lucky in that regard. I have other recessive Gene complaints though - dead white skin, allergic to many things, excema, hay deber, general itchy srt skin. The usual!

eurochick · 31/08/2012 10:24

Pale with dark hairs makes you a perfect candidate for lasering, apparently (I'm the same). The bigger the contract between skin and hair colour the better.

It does hurt a bit. It feels like an elastic band being twanged against your skin. But then waxing hurts too. And you only have to have this done 6-8 times rather than every 6 weeks or whatever forever.

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 31/08/2012 09:27

But does the lasering not HURT? And I am pale with all those dark hairs, very fetching so doesn't it burn?

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