Gather up your fertility spells and sign in for the lentil-weaving BESH woo hippy thread!

Happy anniversary to FSR and happy burfday to bugs!

Dor that sounds brilliant!

Think positive thoughts Norfy. Your HCG WILL drop.

Hello BESHes.... happy belate birthday bugs and Happy Anniversary Frankel.

Last night The Mister and I seriously went to the most bizarre ante-natal class ever. The woman taking it would appear to be a bit of an island treasure, and came out with some classics such as...

?I much prefer pregnant vaginas, they are a magenta pink colour and I had a ball gown that colour once?.

I massively lost the plot at one point, mainly when I caught the eye of this guys sitting the other side of the room. Apparently the classes only get better/worse!

Happy anniversary, frankel. At least HWHNN is in a nice romantic anniversary location...

No noticeable effects from the drug at all. No pain, no bleeding. A sma bit of brown gunk that I was having anyway. I'm slightly concerned that this means it isn't working,but we will see what the blood test says on Saturday. If the HCG doesn't drop they might press for more surgery, which basically means removing the tube (I can't see how they could locate and remove the tiny bit of residual tissue), which would leave me tubeless. I know this is unlikely, but I've had bad luck on each turn of this so far :(

Made GB watch WW last year, usually goes into strop at having to relate to anything American (like my sense of humour ). Twas great fun AND he had to admit to the greatness of Sorkin.

Lots of lemony thoughts today. Good luck.
Feeling much better on this end and off to the hosp as well, for this long awaited appt. A bit confused though .

... but having had some for breakfast I can confirm that it tastes fine.

Thinking of you today, lemons.

Ooh, is she an elderly laydee now? Happy birthday bugs.

I made my banana cake with duck eggs rather than hen eggs and it looks... different.

Oh yes and HAPPY BIRTHDAY bugs!!!

Well done lemon! Excellent work :) good that it took your mind off things. Thinking of you for tomorrow.

Which episode are you in, frankel? I am possibly almost due a total rewatch from the beginning myself.

But it's when they are overripe that they are perfect or banana bread!

Well done for work success, lemsip. If they do need to intervene tomorrow, what would the options be? Do you have any idea what you would prefer?

Bananas are ok. But they can't be over-ripe or I heave them straight up again.

Hmm foam bananas :) that is an appealing thought. Still very much on the sweets and now my belly is sticking out, while I am sure I lost weight whilst being diffed. Scannage is tomorrow at 10:30, probably blood test as well, and if it looks like it isn't shifting discussion of interventions... I am still bleeding but it is less than the usual droidal invasion, so I have no idea what is going on.

Today was Big Work Day. And it went well. I was professional lemon rather than someone who just lost a desperately wanted diffage. So that was better.

Uggly fish at AMH results but at powdered eggs rie (and jethro).

Sure it won't do anything to the bean, that you're poorly FTW, but definitely get waited on hand and foot!

I did exercise last night but tonight I am going to completely stuff my face instead (ignore the weight loss comments above, once it is all over project BMI Baybee will start again).

Mmm foam bananas! I had a bag of those and shrimps a while back. Taste of childhood! Good work norf.

I have resisted the banana cake, having gained strength and self control from a big bag of foam bananas.

lemmy, how are you feeling tonight? What time is tomorrow's scan?

Yup, rie I googled 'ugly fish'. He was my favourite!
Perhaps your post went down the loo along with my stomach contents?

norf you are allowed some TLC time. If you walk to the shops for butter, that is cardio build in gentle exercise gradually.

Ftwooer sorry you are so ill, that sucks. Point out to your OH sorry his nickname escapes me that of course you are worse off than him because you both have this but you are also growing a human being inside of you! that tends to shut MSB's whining up :) I hope you feel better soon. I agree with (was it kat's advice?!) that regular paracetamol, fluids and rest are the only things that will improve your symptoms.

Thanks kat and euro - sorry for being up my own foo lately. Going to take a page out of norf's book, go crawl back into bed and see if GB can be ordered around a bit

Recreate it quickly, before you forget it?

I don't mind the exercise itself, euro, it's the getting myself ready and taking the decisive step outside the door that I find hardest. I might make a banana cake instead. Somehow I have no trouble taking a decisive step outside the door to buy more butter.

I wrote a very funny and clever reply here. Where's it gone?

I think you are allowed a few days off exercise Norf (unless those endorphins will make you feel a whole lot better).

I went for a run this morning (I NEVER manage this before work but I figured I might as well take advantage of my body being on European time and waking up early). All I feel now is HUNGRY.

My AMH was a bit crap too, Rie. But I ovulate like clockwork every month so I can't believe that it signifies half of anything.

Powdered ancient eggs are in the best wartime tradition, and you know we always win through with our plucky British pluck.

Am fine thanks, euro. Bizarrely tired today, but eating tomatoes on toast and reading my nice cheery novel about the slave trade. I really ought to get out and do some exercise, but it is so cosy here in bed.

PS Fuck me, that's one ugly fish.

Euro, that has actually cheered me up quite a lot. Thank you :)

It's Jethro who has the egg reserve of an octogenarian. We like our eggs powdered and ancient. So I'm in good company there.