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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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BFP in 2012 Part 2 - step away from the COD and into this thread.

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WhenSheWasBadSheWasHorrid · 13/08/2012 23:01

We filled the last one so I thought I would start no 2.

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frustratedpants · 22/08/2012 22:45

I want tiles in my bathroom.

NicolaHazel · 22/08/2012 22:38

Sod subtle, what about lack of comfort?! Cold tiles don't do it for me!

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WhenSheWasBadSheWasHorrid · 22/08/2012 22:36

kitten sorry for being so nosey. I think you know it's really not all that unusual to cheat (I've not done it to dh but I have to ex boyfriends). Sometimes it's necessary, friend of mine was in a very long term relationship with a bloke who was completely wrong for her and they were both miserable.
It was her cheating that ended it, it was painful at the time but they are both much happier now and have different partners. They are even still friends. Don't beat yourself up over it.

frustrated we inherited the cat.

If I start poking my nose in again please everyone just tell me to butt out, I am always sticking my beak in where it isn't wanted.

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Kittenkatzen · 22/08/2012 22:30

Thanks kitty, it's the paying for it I'm worried about! Pretty sure I've a karmic debt owed still on that one.

Grin at lol jumping DH on the bathroom floor....not sure how you'd manage that subtly!

Kittenkatzen · 22/08/2012 22:26

Blush sorry when didn't mean to dramatise things! To cut a very long story very short, I cheated. It's more complicated than that (as they all say) but that's what it boils down to in the end. No fault on his part.

Incidentally, the "other man" is now my lovely DH and is the love of my life . But it's not something I'm proud of and I hold a lot of guilt over it still, hence the karma reference.

frustratedpants · 22/08/2012 22:22

when did you inherit the car or the neighbour?

Lolcbcb · 22/08/2012 22:20

Thanks kitty. Must remember not to pee before leaving work!
Like I said before dh's words were "not prepared to have timetable sex" so I have to find a way to do it without being too obvious. That means we might only do it twice or 3 times on fettle period but when I got pg we only did once! So will not despair. At least I get a fuller load Grin

kittykatsforever · 22/08/2012 22:17

Lol 6 is the perfect time to use them but try not to drink too much or go to the toilet for a few hours before, opk detects surge so your most fertile time is surposed to be that day and for the next 48 hrs although basically all the time around then and the few days before is fertile, if you want to do it on the bathroom floor go ahead......

kittykatsforever · 22/08/2012 22:13

Grin at smudge bull
I think I'd be abit afraid of calling up anyone with that name
Kitten if you can find someone that's sin less then I'll give you a medal, I don't believe you can be that bad a person as you wouldn't repent it!
We punish ourselves enough without adding to it, there is a saying I think to err is human, to forgive Devine, I know I've done my fair share of shitty things but I hope I've equally paid for them! X

Lolcbcb · 22/08/2012 22:12

Mm how many of us have ex DH? I do and may not have been the best wife towards the end of it Blush
On a serious note- will use opk for the first time this month. Some Internet cheapies. Is it better to test after work? Can't be peeing in pots during day so its either first thing or around 6pm after work.
Then when are u supposed to shag after a line? There and then on the bathroom floor? How much time do u have after?
Can't stress DH too much so need some planning time to make it spontaneous!

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WhenSheWasBadSheWasHorrid · 22/08/2012 22:08

Am I the only one dying to know what kitten did to the ex dh? What the hell did you do?

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Kittenkatzen · 22/08/2012 21:57

Tuppence is a brilliant porn star name! Mine is Smudge Bull - sounds like a bloody butch car mechanic not a porn star! Grin

Yes birthday BFPs all round please....I will even do the gracious thing and concede to wait an extra month so that I get mine in October if it means you can all have yours as long as you save me a comfy spot on the grads fred

res I was a bitch of the highest order to my ex DH. It was unforgivable, and i have always felt that payback will come my way (deservedly).

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WhenSheWasBadSheWasHorrid · 22/08/2012 21:56

Tuppence is a good one.

kitty we didn't have pets when I was little. Marvin was the next door neighbours cat, she was very sweet but very elderly and we inherited him we she died.
I did say it was a rubbish name, he was a cute cat though.

This film idea is fantastic, can I have my BFP on the 15th please. I'll do the test in a particularly dramatic fashion disappears to think of creative poas moment.

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kittykatsforever · 22/08/2012 21:50

Lol at the porn names, particularly storm, I actually am still laughing!!!
Tuppence also particulaly apt but when, Marvin?!?
Resipia when is right, I havnt even dtd yet and are more hopeful then you, chin up and best foot forward. We're going to make this film even if if kills us- I think in my head you will move the heroine who is last to test and thinks its neg and flings it down in despair only for your dd to pick it up and bring it to you and say mama for you to see its actually positive Grin
Could also superimpose dog for dd for more comedy?!?

Mersea · 22/08/2012 21:28

and my name would be Tuppence Quilter

Mersea · 22/08/2012 21:24

I am 40 Shock

NicolaHazel · 22/08/2012 21:21

Ooh, resipsa, Lightning was a guinea pig, bless her!

I think a shagging hat with that much stuff in it may well hinder successful DTD!!

swimmingnotdrowning · 22/08/2012 21:19

I'm 33next birthday - can I join the club?!

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WhenSheWasBadSheWasHorrid · 22/08/2012 21:15

Sausage Whitlow is amazing. Grin

resipsa you're not even in the 2ww yet. It's far too soon for this level of despair. Chin up now, it's your birthday soon and you are in with a good shot of a BFP.

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StormBird · 22/08/2012 21:11

Mines terrible - Sausage Whitlow

resipsa · 22/08/2012 21:05

Kitty - of course, anyone who is testing on 15th will have one (except me - sobs in self-pity).

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WhenSheWasBadSheWasHorrid · 22/08/2012 21:02

I was thinking it could have special pockets for opks, preseed, thermometer etc. can't think of anything more off putting for the dh's though.

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redstrawberry · 22/08/2012 21:00

Grin at marvin! Not bad Wink
Fx for bfps for all on the thread x

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WhenSheWasBadSheWasHorrid · 22/08/2012 21:00

I was think

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WhenSheWasBadSheWasHorrid · 22/08/2012 20:59

My porn name is rubbish.

Marvin Henderson.

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