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BFP in 2012 Part 2 - step away from the COD and into this thread.

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WhenSheWasBadSheWasHorrid · 13/08/2012 23:01

We filled the last one so I thought I would start no 2.

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WhenSheWasBadSheWasHorrid · 24/08/2012 09:26

Of course. Right my superpower is ability to maintain a fabulous body while eating whatever shit I like and doing no exercise. Also I can go back in time.

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fatasbutter · 24/08/2012 09:25

Ha ha! X post swimming - great minds

fatasbutter · 24/08/2012 09:25

Ah but when you're a superhero you can banish cellulite and suddenly have the figure of angelina jolie etc..

swimmingnotdrowning · 24/08/2012 09:24

Surely if we had superpowers we could use them to get rid of cellulite / love handles / wobbly bits and welcome the Lycra!

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WhenSheWasBadSheWasHorrid · 24/08/2012 09:19

No I was just imagining what my thighs would look like in Lycra and slumped into a deep depression its cellulite city down there

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Kittenkatzen · 24/08/2012 09:03

is it safe to come out yet?

kittykatsforever · 24/08/2012 08:09

Hellooooooooooo
Where is everyone?!
Did I scare everyone away with my superpowers?!? Sad

kittykatsforever · 23/08/2012 21:50

Ohhh I like the idea of slim cunning self too, I'm imaging like cat woman, obviously!! With a slinky tail that when I flick it at someone they instantly become pregnant
< enjoys fantasy of self flipping and jumping about all sexily and agile >
Whip whip click jumps around

fatasbutter · 23/08/2012 21:39

If I had a superhero suit it would make my spare tyre, love handles, huge arse and saddle bags all magically disappear...
Smile

fatasbutter · 23/08/2012 21:36

Do you have a magic superhero cat tail?! Hmm

Kittenkatzen · 23/08/2012 21:34

Der der der derrrrrrrrr, der der derrrrrr.....

What's your superhero outfit look like?!

Lolcbcb · 23/08/2012 21:26

Glad U are feeling positive kitty!
This film is getting out of hand Grin
Anything to cheer us up!

kittykatsforever · 23/08/2012 21:10

Lol I loved that story when Grin
Well I'm feeling very positive! Bleeding almost stoped, thread very uplifting today!!
I've spent a very productive day at work Hmm script writing looked after dd on own, made four batches of food for her and I'm knackered!!
Just call me super mum < flying through the air emotioncom>

fatasbutter · 23/08/2012 18:56

I think I remember you mentioning that in the other Fred when - it was you wasn't it! Hee hee! I love hearing these stories!! Grin

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WhenSheWasBadSheWasHorrid · 23/08/2012 18:25

Winkle can definitely be the poas queen in the film. Can I add two comedy moments, my dh drinking out off the cup I wee in when testing opks and me falling flat on my face just before dtd. (oh the shame he was all guns blazing before I fell, when I got up things had drooped somewhat).

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swimmingnotdrowning · 23/08/2012 17:45

It was the only one - boys, girls, disabled and nappy change

fatasbutter · 23/08/2012 17:40

Either he was in the wrong loo or you were?! Hmm

swimmingnotdrowning · 23/08/2012 17:27

I once had the loo opened on me by the smug bloke lawyer on the other side of a particular contentious litigation. Blush doesn't even begin to cover it. That is not going in the film.

fatasbutter · 23/08/2012 16:24

Been! Not bees!! Confused

fatasbutter · 23/08/2012 16:23

Oh kitten I'm sure that's par for the course at festivals?! She probably wouldn't remember especially if she's bees on the beers!!

Hope your poor head recovers res!

Kittenkatzen · 23/08/2012 15:53

Oh fatas you just reminded me I did that to some poor woman in a portaloo at V last weekend.....you should have seen my her face Blush

kitty yes i think you're probably right. Some mutual friends are still in contact and by all accounts he is very happy now :)

resipsa · 23/08/2012 15:52

Fatas I remember that post and the relief that it wasn't me (but could have been). Still mortified (and in pain) here. Thankfully I finish for the week (so until Tuesday - yay) in less than 30 mins...

fatasbutter · 23/08/2012 15:02

Ha ha chimp - so glad its not just me but u know ever since then I have been so nervous peeing in public loos where i can't reach the door handle while I'm sitting on the loo!! I'm scarred for life! Wink

Chimpette · 23/08/2012 15:00

Kitten - There's something to be said for the benefit of hindsight!

Fatas - That happened to me too! Mortified just doesn't cover it!

fatasbutter · 23/08/2012 14:55

Bad kitty!! Wink

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