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BFP in 2012 Part 2 - step away from the COD and into this thread.

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WhenSheWasBadSheWasHorrid · 13/08/2012 23:01

We filled the last one so I thought I would start no 2.

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NicolaHazel · 15/08/2012 17:59

No, frustrated, this IS Merseyrail, after all. I had tramp / dirty bitch in my mind!

Should be Friday, I hope. Ready for the weekend, Lol. I refused to pay 6 quid for first class delivery. Especially as it won't hurt to wait. The longer I wait, the more definite the result. Though when I say that, what I mean is I want to test on Sat, when I'm a week late!

Lolcbcb · 15/08/2012 17:56

Busy skiving as usual u lot Grin
Congrats kick on the job. If u live around London and need a friend to go to the cinema with and talk babies films let me know!
Oh nic. When is cb arriving?

frustratedpants · 15/08/2012 17:56

The accident wasnt by a 4yo in my mind

KickTheGuru · 15/08/2012 17:53

Ah you're definitely a more practical thinker than I am

I thought 4-year old / accident Grin

NicolaHazel · 15/08/2012 17:52

Open windows / biblical rain!

KickTheGuru · 15/08/2012 17:46

Noooooooooo! How do you wet a train seat??

Apart from the glaringly obvious that I won't post now Grin

NicolaHazel · 15/08/2012 17:46

Woody...I hope you told them to stick their book somewhere sensitive.

Red...interesting re boobs :-) Mine are VERY distracting. It's rather hard concentrating at work when your nipples are burning! Almost permanently erect too. Not what you want in the office! :-/

RIBS...I didn't do OPKs this cycle. My best guess, based on pain mid-cycle is 15 - 17 DPO.

I wouldn't mind being an exception. Though I'd like to know soon please as the limbo is very draining.

In other news...I think I'm sitting on a wet train seat. Damp arse alert!

KickTheGuru · 15/08/2012 17:40

.....she lay on her back!!...

RIBS · 15/08/2012 17:39

@frustrated. Poetry eh? The only one I know is, there was a woman from ealing, who had a perculiar feeling ....... Grin

KickTheGuru · 15/08/2012 17:36

RIBS I am certain I have not been fertilised this month. You can have the sore knockers though?

RIBS · 15/08/2012 17:35

@woody. Please see @whenshewas's stories of incorrect sex. Tell me your dp isn't jizzing in your belly button! [Grin]

@nic. There's always an exception to the rule. Iv said before my best friends bfp took a week to turn up. She is never late. She's now 6 months pregnant.(green emoticon isn't green enough) I know its the being in limbo that's the worst. How many dpo are you?

I feel a bit left out this month, I normally have sore boobs but haven't got a thing. I'm prob about 11 dpo. The only time I get tingly boobs tho is when I am pregnant.

Also if you're dizzy, midwife told me to wiggle my toes it helps blood circulate or something.

frustratedpants · 15/08/2012 17:29

Grin newbie did you think for POAS afterwards?

I always spout rubbish about writing poetry which I have done since I was at uni

Newbie2 · 15/08/2012 17:26

My boss just asked me what my hobbies are...all I could think of was babies, babies, babies!!! Had to quickly blurt out shopping, how lame!

Newbie2 · 15/08/2012 17:24

red I was trying to remember who else said they had fire boobs...of coarse it was you.

redstrawberry · 15/08/2012 17:00

Right - today I've just about had enough of work - time to go home and have a cuppa herbal tea

nic I had boobs on fire with my cp last month. At least I know now if I have tingly firy boobs it might be a good sign. I never had them like that before.

woody17 · 15/08/2012 16:56

Someone offered to buy us a copy of a sex book as we obviously weren't 'doing it right' as I still wasn't pregnant!

KickTheGuru · 15/08/2012 16:42

Yeh "get a move on" warrants "fuck off" or perhaps "when were aiming for that full frontal lobotomy then? Get a move on!"

Ooooh it can be the girls' night out!

I only have one friend to take as well (my DH).... I am sad Grin

redstrawberry · 15/08/2012 16:36

I am still thinking of good responses to "get a move on". I am thinking of "fuck off" being the most appropriate but not a very civilized one.

Free cinema tickets! wooohoooo you are now my best friend Kick Grin...
no but seriously have you seen the prices of cinema tickets these days! Sooo bloody expensive. If you take me I will share my free popcorn, hot dog or nachos offer with you.

woody17 · 15/08/2012 16:27

Sounds like you get some good perks/benefits kick

We have lots of pressure from both sets of parents! And we do get lots of questions/comments from friends.

Still feeling bleugh Sad

KickTheGuru · 15/08/2012 16:20

Ah fortunately my family feel sorry for me because I nearly died so they are being kind. But the barren wasteland sounds familiar!!

Yeh it's a bit...wow-ish! I've never had that many holidays like...EVER! Hurrah!

Oh and you can start taking them immediately. Erm.

Whut?!

Kittenkatzen · 15/08/2012 16:18

I don't really want everyone knowing, mostly because my family are the type who would just blatantly ignore any request to butt out and wait to be told! The jokes about DH firing blanks/me being a barren wasteland (hahaha Hmm)would be endless.

Wow kick - 28 days holiday for a ten month contract?? That's immense! Sign it right now just for that! :o

KickTheGuru · 15/08/2012 16:17

I am having a lazy day and I feel bad for it already. I am also ignoring my phone completely!

frustratedpants · 15/08/2012 16:09

Free cinema tickets with a job contract. Grin darn it why can't I get benefits like that?

frustratedpants · 15/08/2012 16:07

Thanks kick I'm having a thick day. Grin

KickTheGuru · 15/08/2012 16:02

I already said this on the other thread in lots more detail but in essence, you never know when the egg will drop but after the smiley face, it could be anywhere up to 7 days

But it also may not drop then at all and you may land up ovulating again later in the month

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