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50 Shades of Sore Bits

266 replies

Fairygodmother1 · 07/07/2012 20:16

Hi ya chavettes - new Fred & this one has gotta bring me a baby for keeps!!!

Make yourself comfy in your velour trackies, sparkly thongs & fake tan. Just nipped out to the offie & got us some B&H and WKD to christen the place with.

Long may the sore bits continue!!! Grin

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UmBongo · 15/09/2012 22:40

Ooh, I'll come down the park with you, my boobs are falling out of my boob tube at the moment, so I am even more classy!

Well done on the week 4 Lou, I am looking forward to starting again, but dd doesn't seem to want a regular snooze, I will get a chance, but I may have to go out at night!

HalleLouja · 14/09/2012 20:44

I have managed to complete week 4 of couch to 5k. Not sure I am losing any weight (don't weigh myself) but it is starting to get to the point I am running for 5 minutes without a break.

Lemony you make me giggle. A timeline - its what that have changed everyone to on FB - dontcha know.

So who fancies hanging out in the park in our far too short classy skirts and thongs.

Fairygodmother1 · 11/09/2012 20:12

Um how did you know the reason lol I quite enjoy being a part-time social worker teacher most of the time!

Lol Lemony

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Icedlemonmuffin · 11/09/2012 06:57

Fairy you may regret your offer of help especially as the yr 2 teacher had to explain to me what a 'time line' is.

UmBongo · 10/09/2012 21:11

Sorry to hear that Fairy, I thought you were on the road to "normal", whatever that may be.

You became a teacher because you love brats children and feel the love of giving knowledge riot policing

Fairygodmother1 · 10/09/2012 20:56

Still boody bleeding - 11 days & counting!!! Hmm

Hoover - what is this hoover?

I haven't set any homework yet but have a ton of what feels like homework. Why did I become a teacher again???

welcome back lemony Keep us posted on mini muffin. DD1 sounds funny! Give me a shout if you need any Yr5 homework explained!

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UmBongo · 10/09/2012 19:32

I usually store dust on my Hoover. The spare coats live on/off the pegs in a random free roaming stylee.

Love the shuttlecock comment! Sorry you have heart murmer issues, it is quite frightening when the dr first tells you, but dd has one too and we have to go back to be ultra sounded, just got the appt through today - december! It was ultra sounded when she was 2 days old and declared fine, so I am sure it will still be fine by december!

HalleLouja · 10/09/2012 15:50

Oh that is what a hoover is for, I just used the floor Grin

Icedlemonmuffin · 10/09/2012 14:56

Hi still here and I survived the six week school holidays!

Fairy sorry about rtd and fx for more normal cycles.

Mini muffin was poorly a couple of weeks ago and the Gp found that she has got a heart murmur so we are just waiting for an echo to rule out anything serious. She was a total star when we went to the hospital and she had an ECG, lay there really still fake snoring and was blowing every one kisses.

Dd1 was playing badminton with her dad when mini muffin stole the shuttle cock and starting biting it. Dd1 announced is was more bitten cock than a shuttle cock now and me and dh just couldn't stop laughing because it was said so innocently.

As for homework, just wait until yr 5 I'm a nervous wreck never mind dd1!

The Hoover is a good place to store spare coats Grin

HalleLouja · 09/09/2012 20:25

What is this hoover that you speak of?

We have had a massive clear out so finally have less junk. Still lots but lots less.

UmBongo · 09/09/2012 20:22

Family tree for reception homework? We just had letters to write and a picture to colour in! No homework yet here, this week no doubt. We did do a scrapbook over the summer. I am enjoying the time during the day with dd and have made a start on the very neglected housework. There was a question, do I hoover the dust or roll into balls and knit it?

I do need to remove the heap from the corner of our bedroom so I can put the cot up before dd's head hits the end of the moses basket!

HalleLouja · 08/09/2012 09:44

All is fine but we have home work already. A family tree to do by end of month Confused

UmBongo · 07/09/2012 22:45

Iron in name labels? Sharpie pens are my friend! How did ds get on Lou? My ds was fine, he came home saying that there was not a lot more work in year one than reception right at the start of year one!

HalleLouja · 01/09/2012 20:11

DS starts school on Weds. Feels like time has flown too quickly. We have everything ready apart from the fact I need to get off my arse and iron in the name labels.

Not seen Lemonade recently. Are you there my lovey? We need to know about Jeffrey.

UmBongo · 01/09/2012 09:41

Hmm, ds doesn't want to go to school cos "year 1 is much more work than reception" Tough, get used to it kid Grin! I am just hoping that the shoes, trainers etc still fit - I must get him to try them on, otherwise I may have to remove his toes for a couple of days so I can go to the shop and get him some more.

Sorry about cd 1 Fairy, I hope this month is more normal (and that you never get to cd1 til next yearWink

Fairygodmother1 · 31/08/2012 22:05

Finally...started bleeding properly today!!!!! CD1 again

how are we all, ready for the back to school?

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HalleLouja · 28/08/2012 21:51

Its obviously Wine o'clock.

Fairygodmother1 · 28/08/2012 20:39

Day 44 & just had some proper blood when I went to the loo just now so maybe it's actually gonna start properly now Hmm

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UmBongo · 27/08/2012 09:16

Oh Fairy, sorry your body is misbehaving again, have you got to day 43 or has something changed? Good luck. Brew

Second what Lou said!

HalleLouja · 25/08/2012 21:44

What time of day did you test? Was it with fmu?

Fairygodmother1 · 25/08/2012 21:20

On day 41 of my cycle - not had a long cycle for over a year. Done 3 PG tests, all neg. Mon, Tue & Fri I had brownish discharge like I get at the beginning & the end but haven't bled. Just don't know what to do. Am so Confused

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HalleLouja · 25/08/2012 13:32

Ouch. Luckily DD doesn't use her teeth on me very often. She has food to eat to practice using them.

UmBongo · 25/08/2012 07:56

Dd has a tooth. Shock And it's sharp and makes me look like Shock when she uses it!

UmBongo · 19/08/2012 21:35

Well done FairyG! That is brilliant, I am glad it is starting to move off, tis terribly disheartening when you exercise and diet and nothing budges.

I am hoping to start C25K when I have finished bf in another couple of months time, I too am hoping to regain a size 12. I have found that there are remnants of the running still in me cos I had to jog back to the car for something a few weeks ago and I am sure I ran further than I used to be able to, although whenever I try any small running at the moment the relaxin is still in my system and my right leg tries to fall off. :( I am giving it til dd is 6 months then no more excuses (apart from it will be october by then and "too cold" Hmm

Fairygodmother1 · 19/08/2012 15:33

OOh I'd love to be a size 12 again! Aiming to be a comfortable 14! But my plans are at least 1st less by 8th Oct, another stone by the time they want to start whatever treatment next & my impossible dream is 3st total! Fingers crossed.
My 30 day Wii Active finished Thurs so then it'll be back to c25k after that!
Lou glad I have a virtual exercise buddy!

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