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50 Shades of Sore Bits

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Fairygodmother1 · 07/07/2012 20:16

Hi ya chavettes - new Fred & this one has gotta bring me a baby for keeps!!!

Make yourself comfy in your velour trackies, sparkly thongs & fake tan. Just nipped out to the offie & got us some B&H and WKD to christen the place with.

Long may the sore bits continue!!! Grin

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Fairygodmother1 · 04/01/2013 15:53

God yeah!

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HalleLouja · 04/01/2013 14:25

I am doing a 10k in May so need to get off my arse!

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Fairygodmother1 · 04/01/2013 14:22

LOL!

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HalleLouja · 04/01/2013 13:34
Xmas Grin
HalleLouja · 04/01/2013 13:34

I am going to throw myself into exercise just taking it easy at the moment.

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Fairygodmother1 · 04/01/2013 13:27

I've thrown myself into exercise big time. Put on 9lb over xmas Xmas Blush

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HalleLouja · 04/01/2013 11:02

No running just yet. Am starting exercising next week and will run then. Too darn lazy this week.

Have pilates and my exercise class next week so will hopefully motivate me.

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Fairygodmother1 · 03/01/2013 15:55

Lol Mr Fairy is ok. Walking around with a big smile Grin, would love saturday to give him an even bigger one! Grin Grin
did you have a run Lou? I did wii active & Just sweat on Just Dance 4 today! My muscles re screaming in agony today. A trip to town was uncomfortable! Shock

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HalleLouja · 02/01/2013 17:01

Happy new year me lovelies.

FG your poor husband Xmas Wink

Right new year - now I need to start running!

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Fairygodmother1 · 02/01/2013 14:39

Well 3 days till I can test but not hopeful.... Xmas Envy

Went for a run today & attempting to be good but still loads of chocolate & crisps available in the house... Xmas Hmm

DS must be a growing boy!

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UmBongo · 01/01/2013 22:33

Happy New Year everyone, sounds like FairyG has been busy over christmas! Go Fairy and GO MR FAIRY!!!

Ds has been pretty good since the shoe incident, apart from a few food nicking incidents. I do actually feed him, but he has felt the need to pinch crisps and a bit of open cast mining at the back of the christmas cake!

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Fairygodmother1 · 31/12/2012 08:24

Happy New Year Chavettes!!!!!

Well I got a positive OPK the weekend b4 xmas....fingers crossed!

Sounds like fun in your house Um.

Love the xmas name Lou!

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UmBongo · 28/12/2012 15:04

Merry Christmas one and all. Dear Santa, you need to start making a baby for FairyGs chrissy pressie for next year.

I hope everyone was nice to each other, ds has been mostly good, except this morning he felt like hiding behind a door and throwing one of my shoes (with heels) at me as I came through it. "I don't know why mummy" Fortunately it only hit my hand, not dd who I was carrying at the time. Xmas Hmm

HalleLoujainHomelandWonderland · 25/12/2012 11:20

Merry Xmas chavettes x

UmBongo · 19/12/2012 14:09

Oooh, Kicking, can I join in?

Congratulations on leaving shit job, FairyG.

Wanders off to google frank Sinatras missusses....

HalleLouja · 16/12/2012 07:15

Kick them all in the tits.

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Fairygodmother1 · 15/12/2012 22:43

Long story but Cons didn't refer me. Found out about 2 weeks ago. Phoned again about a week ago & secretary said that she'd send me the forms to get al the tests re-done but aint heard anything. So will be calling again on Monday. My luck is so shit at the mo!

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HalleLouja · 15/12/2012 10:21

Which is?

Have you heard from the IVF peeps?

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Fairygodmother1 · 15/12/2012 07:16

Nope, just gonna suck it see what's out there. Might do some temp work until my dream career appears!

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HalleLouja · 14/12/2012 20:52

Have you got a new job? Both of the actresses have names which are quite popular - so could have been either.

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Fairygodmother1 · 14/12/2012 19:21

1951-57 marriage! Yeah I googled to work out who she was cos I knew her name.

5 days left at work then a new adventure!

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HalleLouja · 14/12/2012 13:06

Two were actresses I thought. (I have googled to see).

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Fairygodmother1 · 11/12/2012 20:44

The actress one

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HalleLouja · 11/12/2012 20:20

My grandma's nickname was the first one her real name was Theodora Xmas Shock.

Have just googled FS and he had a lot of wives but think I know the one you mean.

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Fairygodmother1 · 11/12/2012 20:15

Lol. Think popular song by kinks about a transvestite & double barreled with Frank sinatra's ex's first name... Wink

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