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50 Shades of Sore Bits

266 replies

Fairygodmother1 · 07/07/2012 20:16

Hi ya chavettes - new Fred & this one has gotta bring me a baby for keeps!!!

Make yourself comfy in your velour trackies, sparkly thongs & fake tan. Just nipped out to the offie & got us some B&H and WKD to christen the place with.

Long may the sore bits continue!!! Grin

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UmBongo · 08/02/2013 21:03

Ooh well done Lou! Can you do a run for me too please?

How are you doing FairyG?

HalleLouja · 06/02/2013 21:09

I went running [faints]

Right FG fingers and toes crossed for you.

If you would like to skip the baby stage and have a nearly 5 year old, you can have mine. Gorgeous but getting an attitude.

UmBongo · 04/02/2013 20:38
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UmBongo · 04/02/2013 20:38

I need to stop buying crisps. I need to stop eating rubbish. I need to start C25K-ing. I need to stop eating CHEEEEEEESE every lunchtime :-)

Fingers and everything else except legs crossed FG. We love you and you reeeeeeeaaaaally deserve a bambina/o as gorgeous as mine!!!!

Fairygodmother1 · 03/02/2013 15:44

Well done Lou! I gree that the snow put my running on hold!

Um we finished off the last of the xmas chocolate yesterday. Still some crackers to go!

Mr FG enjoyed his birthday & I hope that it worked!

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HalleLouja · 01/02/2013 08:45

I am going to try the lucozade 10k attempt. Was going to start today but its a bit dreary today......

UmBongo · 31/01/2013 22:32

Well done Lou, I still haven't done anything in the way of exercise yet. I will have to start back on the C25K in, umm, march, ish, on week one again! I do need to do a bit less of the eat less bit as well as the move more, and also pluck up the courage to stand on the scales so I know where the start point is!

HalleLouja · 29/01/2013 17:02

Have been doing my pilates and exercise class just need to start the running.

HalleLouja · 29/01/2013 17:02

I need to start running at the weekend or Friday. Am busy until then. Stoopid snow getting in the way.

UmBongo · 27/01/2013 22:51

Still eating up the christmas food, although we are now down to twiglets and a few chocs that were hiding. Nearly February, nearly time to go back to eat less move more. (Still bloody cold and dark though)

I hope Mr FG enjoyed all his birthday! Wink

UmBongo · 23/01/2013 13:21

Spa days all round for the FG household :-) Happy Birthday Mr FG

HalleLouja · 16/01/2013 17:57

Poor mr FG!

Fairygodmother1 · 15/01/2013 20:22

Exactly!!! Lol!

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HalleLouja · 13/01/2013 08:31

Come at once Wink!

Fairygodmother1 · 11/01/2013 15:04

DH's b'day this month & it worked last time Wink He'll think all his b'days will have come at once! LOL!

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HalleLouja · 07/01/2013 20:35

Boo Wine

Fairygodmother1 · 07/01/2013 13:29

Def out Brew Biscuit

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HalleLouja · 06/01/2013 18:56
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Fairygodmother1 · 06/01/2013 18:30

Looks like I'm out Sad

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HalleLouja · 05/01/2013 18:58

Grin back at you!

Fairygodmother1 · 05/01/2013 18:18

I was thinking that to Lou Grin

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HalleLouja · 05/01/2013 14:36

FG your DH needs a spa day to gain some energy Xmas Grin.

Fairygodmother1 · 05/01/2013 14:21

Ooh you meanie Um - does he need childline's number??? PMPL!

BFN but no AF either so give it till next sat as it only showed up a week ate last time. Either that or another month of exhausting DH Wink

Have you checked with Dr Google?

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UmBongo · 04/01/2013 23:51

Good luck for tomorrow morning.

I am going to have a new years resolution about eating less and moving more in February, there will be less food in the house. I am going to spend a happy few more weeks finishing the chocolate and cheese that are in the house first.

I also have to find out about running after plantar fasciatis, and see if I dare without setting it off again, because limping for a month was not funny.

Ds is a growing, thieving little wotsit, he has been at the christmas cake again this morning. No more pudding or cake, or biscuits until the end of the holiday for thieving little wotsits! If he does it again in the morning I will have to start gathering up his toys in a bin bag!

HalleLouja · 04/01/2013 16:53

Fingers crossed for Saturday but remember you are unlikely to be pregnant Xmas Wink.

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