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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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50 Shades of Sore Bits

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Fairygodmother1 · 07/07/2012 20:16

Hi ya chavettes - new Fred & this one has gotta bring me a baby for keeps!!!

Make yourself comfy in your velour trackies, sparkly thongs & fake tan. Just nipped out to the offie & got us some B&H and WKD to christen the place with.

Long may the sore bits continue!!! Grin

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Fairygodmother1 · 06/08/2012 20:27

So sad to hear the news about Gary Barlow losing his baby girl! Sad

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HalleLouja · 04/08/2012 19:59
Grin
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Fairygodmother1 · 03/08/2012 22:19

My sister got tickets to the p-equestrian for my niece for her b'day - shes v v excited too! She's the next Zara Phillips

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HalleLouja · 03/08/2012 14:44

We are going to the paralympics. Should be fun. I am v v excited.

HalleLouja · 02/08/2012 20:40
Torch

Loving the games.

UmBongo · 02/08/2012 06:18

You can have more medals than the British team, cos you have been training just as long or longer than they have! Torch

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Fairygodmother1 · 01/08/2012 10:39

Oooh Torch I want a gold medal if we do catch it lol

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UmBongo · 31/07/2012 20:47

Go Fairy, Go Fairy, GO FAIRY, GO MR FAIRY! GrinTorchGrin

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Fairygodmother1 · 29/07/2012 20:29

PMPL at you all! Neither tubes or legs crossed & by the looks of it, am ovulating early! Hope we've caught it!

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HalleLouja · 29/07/2012 09:46

Legs crossed SWI-ing would be interesting and unlikely to work.

UmBongo · 28/07/2012 20:57

Hooray for clear tubes! Fingers and eyes crossed - but not tubes or legs Grin

HalleLouja · 28/07/2012 11:20

Luckily your tubes aren't crossed too.

HalleLouja · 28/07/2012 11:14

Fingers crossed....

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Fairygodmother1 · 28/07/2012 00:45

Tubes all clear - even the left one was behaving & not kinky! Wink
Fingers firmly crossed 4 this month!!!

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HalleLouja · 27/07/2012 20:43

How did it go?

HalleLouja · 25/07/2012 20:20

Good luck.

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Fairygodmother1 · 20/07/2012 20:38

Fingers crossed!

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HalleLouja · 20/07/2012 19:45

So might that clear your tubes a bit as a bit of a Brucey bonus FG?

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Fairygodmother1 · 20/07/2012 06:19

Ooh got my Hycosy next friday!!!

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Fairygodmother1 · 20/07/2012 06:19

Lol Just realised I spely Literacy wrong haha!!!
Um Thats pretty much the same things my kids wrote in my cards (or writ as they would say). The amout of 'your' instead of 'you're' which we've gone over time & time again & many Miss FairyG instead of Mrs FairyG lol, & I did get a thanks for teaching them 'everythink' too!

Holidays start today Yay! ut I forgot to turn my alarm off so wide awake - boo!

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HalleLouja · 18/07/2012 19:35

Dat fairyG haz taught uz everythink we no.

Love the chavettes.

UmBongo · 18/07/2012 06:43

Dear Ofsted, FairyG is Outstanding.

That is all

Love from us!

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Fairygodmother1 · 17/07/2012 19:35

Wine & Chocolate - ooh you spoil me! Don't know the outcome for a while but they loved my literay lesson & the text I was teaching to me class - ambitious! Grin!

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HalleLouja · 17/07/2012 12:16

Did someone say chocolate?

UmBongo · 16/07/2012 22:07

You can have my chocolate cos I have been eating far too much crisps and chocolate. Problem is I keep buying the stuff, and then it sits in the cupboard and calls to me. I hope they have not been too judgemental and give you a glowing report.

I hope Agnus is doing what she is supposed to! And have some more Wine

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