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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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The Rat Smackteers will get their BFPs and they'll BROOK NO ARGUMENT

981 replies

BeedleTheBard · 02/07/2012 15:22

I hope this thread is as lucky as sparkle's

What do we want?

Positive Pee-sticks

When do we want them?

NOW

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Princesslovelyboo · 24/07/2012 12:14

Froot that is fabulous! Congratulations Grin now Maybe please POAS!!

Waves to everyone else

Geeklette · 24/07/2012 11:52

sparks for your minor meltdown, I'm glad your boss was supportive (and at least it was in a private office, not the middle of an open plan room like mine last week!!)

Geeklette · 24/07/2012 11:34

imps amazing display of sporting prowess there, but I would ask that you please don't leave our athletes too exhausted to give a good performance in the Games!

smegs where on earth has the time gone! I remember the day you announced (in full shock) that you had a BFP, and not too long after that you had 'lost' four weeks of your pg!

Just taken a call from my consultant. Poor MrGeek's SA results are bad. As in worse than the first time :( 5% total motility, 1% normal sperm. Decent count though (75 million).

I haven't broken the news to MrGeek yet, he is having an awful time in work. The cons wants to see me this Friday afternoon to progress my ICSI. As I thought, I am entitled to 2 NHS funded cycles, but the Priory don't do any form of DNA fragmentation tests. Given how advanced MrG's diabetes is I'm scared of 'wasting' our ICSIs on cycles that are doomed to fail. Little bit Shock and Confused here at the moment.

SecretSparkle · 24/07/2012 11:09

imps Sad that's sad BUT we're cycle buddies Grin how long are your cycles? As mine are irregular it's hard for me to say how long we'll be cycle buddies for!!

Imps7 · 24/07/2012 11:01

Haa yes, OH can lay claim to 2 of them, and Wiggo and Cav have 3 each Wink

Sparks yes, CD4 here - it's always over as soon as spotting has arrived!

Frootloopz · 24/07/2012 10:54

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SecretSparkle · 24/07/2012 10:51

imps did you just sneak in a subtle hint that AF has arrived? Sad but kudos on that impressive display!!

Worried that maybe wants to see my insides Hmm

Just had a minor break down in bosses office!! She was very nice, told me to stay home after my bloods so I can have some 'reflective' time!!

BartletForAmerica · 24/07/2012 10:50

Woo hoo, froot!

ScrambledSmegs · 24/07/2012 10:33

Err - 18? 17? Not sure! Due sometime in mid/late November anyway. FX at home too Grin. Very happy about that.

NoMaybeAboutIt · 24/07/2012 10:29

Ah, I'm glad to hear it Smegs, good for you. How many weeks left now?

Grin Face

cartoonface · 24/07/2012 10:25

she makes me feel tired! i also cant get the image of a miss trunchbull type woman out my head when imps does these displays. im sure imps doesnt really look like miss trunchbull though!

ScrambledSmegs · 24/07/2012 10:24

Impressive display Imps! I hope you left Mark & Bradders in a fit state for the Olympics Wink.

Maybe I'm very well thanks, after a brief foray into illness courtesy of Pregnacare. That stuff makes me sick! I'm a freak. Loving the weather, am happily pottering in the garden in the sunshine and still cycling, yoga teacher thinks I'm a loon but all docs and midwives are v much in favour Smile.

Looking forward to seeing you all on the grads thread soon - Froot and Maybe very soon Grin

NoMaybeAboutIt · 24/07/2012 10:19

Imps you are an inspiration to us all Grin. Please say you are entering into the Olympics.

Imps7 · 24/07/2012 10:16

(whoops)

OMG OMG OMG ONG FROOT!!!!!! HURRAH HURRAH HURRAH!!!

Bloody well done love!!

Oh, and don't worry - the Octopigs have agreed to give me a break until next month!

cartoonface · 24/07/2012 10:14

i always have that same pic in my head smegs when someone mentions womble

NoMaybeAboutIt · 24/07/2012 10:12

Overground, underground, wombling free.......

NoMaybeAboutIt · 24/07/2012 10:12

Smegs I have missed you!! How are you? I bet you aren't enjoying the heat?

Thanks Face Smile

ScrambledSmegs · 24/07/2012 10:10
Imps7 · 24/07/2012 10:09

ONG

ScrambledSmegs · 24/07/2012 10:08

YAY!!!! Thanks Grin Congratulations Froot!!! Brilliant news!

Maybe crampy womble* is a definite symptom! I'm watching you Grin.

God, it seems like everyone where I live is bloody pregnant . I'm getting a bit Angry at all the fecundity round here as it seems to go hand in hand with a massive sense of entitlement. No, being pregnant does not mean you can expect the elderly disabled lady to give you her seat on the bus. Engage brain, dumbass!!!! Angry

And breathe Grin.

I do recommend living in the Islington/Hackney border for conception purposes though, apparently the birth rate is well above the national average! Must be something in the falafel water Wink

cartoonface · 24/07/2012 09:59

i think ur defo diffed buddies!
fingers crossed for maybe and a sticky one for frootz

NoMaybeAboutIt · 24/07/2012 09:58

14Dpo face but I normally have a 14-15 day luteal phase. Trying not to get too excited, have first gynae appointment on Friday!

Frootloopz · 24/07/2012 09:57

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cartoonface · 24/07/2012 09:54

ooooooooo maybe where are u at is it too early to test

NoMaybeAboutIt · 24/07/2012 09:51

I ave just seen your symptoms Frootz 'twas me with the twitchy eye and tugging womble

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