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The Rat Smackteers will get their BFPs and they'll BROOK NO ARGUMENT

981 replies

BeedleTheBard · 02/07/2012 15:22

I hope this thread is as lucky as sparkle's

What do we want?

Positive Pee-sticks

When do we want them?

NOW

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GenericDietCola · 06/07/2012 16:14

Boo and Solars, enjoy the dreaming because one day you will gte your BFP and you'll have to make all those decisions!

Solars I love the idea that your DH might get preggo! Lend him the CD just to see what happens!

Whim wow so are you moving imminently? Enjoy birthday celebrations and leaving party!

Solars · 06/07/2012 14:05

Lovely news Olives that is fantastic to hear!

Maybe I had my 4th acu session yesterday. Are you also having your cranial treatment again too?

I hope so Gen hope you're doing well. DH wanted to borrow my cd but she talks about fsh, lh levels and your uterous etc so I told him it wouldn't be appropriate for him although it could potentially double our chances if he could became pregnant Have a lovely weekend too, and enjoy spreading your news!

From one crazy lady to another Boo I also fantasise about those things!

whimsicalname · 06/07/2012 14:03

Hello everyone. I'm hiding sheltering from another deluge, although fortunately it held off yesterday for a family outing to legoland, and today for my biggest boy's school trip to the woods.

Great news about the scan green. Anyone got anything planned for the weekend? It's my middle boy's birthday tomorrow, so (on his request) we're going for a pub lunch. Normally that goes with a hearty walk, but perhaps not tomorrow! Sunday it's our leaving party, so fingers crossed for good weather for us! Have a good one everyone.

Princesslovelyboo · 06/07/2012 13:58

Aah Olives that is fabulous news!

Mr boo is a bit Hmm about women on the t'interweb telling him he must get jiggy under canvas Grin

Geek I love the hope in the 2ww, I have planned out a whole pregnancy before now. How I will tell Mr boo, when we will tell family, who to tell first, as well as working out the due date [crazy lady emoticon] :)

well not much else to report from boo towers, waiting to hear from DS1 so I know he is having a good time on his trip and getting ready for a spin class later. Tis raining really hard here :(

Geeklette · 06/07/2012 13:42

olives that's fantastic news, well done! You must be so over the moon. I'd have been surprised if you and DH hadn't have shed a tear to be honest, that is such a wonderful thing to see/hear. So, you are now a fully graduated HBEPP (heart beat endorsed pregnant person)!!

GenericDietCola · 06/07/2012 13:25

Oh Olives that is wonderful news! So happy for you! I burst into tears at my 8 week scan too, just to see that little bean with a heartbeat! Wonderful.

Geek the hope in the 2ww is lovely, so enjoy it.

Solars you are pregnant. The CD said so!

Boo get some tent-loving!

Maybe can I have some cake too please?

Sparks get bonking!

Hope everyone is well, especially the other tripe whammiers, Bartlet and Little. I'm sure you will be lurking and I think it's Little's scan next week, so I hope all is well.

I will be making some family announcements this weekend - eek! Then got to tell work next week. Am in no rush really, but I would like to tell work so they don't just think I'm getting fat! Well I am getting fat, but there is also another reason! Happy weekend y'all.

NoMaybeAboutIt · 06/07/2012 13:23

Oh Olives I am so so pleased for you, this is so lovely. Well done for graduating. 16th July, not long to wait till you get to see bean again Smile

GreenOlives · 06/07/2012 13:05

Hello lovely brookers! Olivebean has a little flickering heartbeat, it made me cry when I saw it on the screen (and DH welled up too!) I am obviously thrilled but there's still a very long road ahead so I'm not getting too excited yet. My lovely consultant is going to keep scanning me regularly as he says there is lots of evidence that even just regular scans can have a positive effect on pregnancy outcome in recurrent miscarriers - I'm not going to argue with that! So next scan will be on 16th July and I've graduated from the infertility clinic to the antenatal one which seems like a nice positive step too. Smile

NoMaybeAboutIt · 06/07/2012 13:01

I think I have indeed Geek A little hope is always good Smile

Geeklette · 06/07/2012 12:53

Good luck for your second accu maybe

solars that's great news on your CD, but sorry you've had a disturbed night also. This is weird weather!

Superdrug are doing pregnancy care vitamins for 10p per pack of 60 (reduced from £6.99). I don't know if there is a limit on the number of packs per customer, I only bought the one pack this lunchtime, but in case anyone wants to stock up...

Not much else to add just now - still feeling really rough, but just about everything fits into both the 'symptoms' camp and the 'going down with a cold' camp so at the moment I'm just allowing myself to feel a little hope. Was it you maybe who said it is nice to fantasize in the 2ww? I couldn't agree more :)

NoMaybeAboutIt · 06/07/2012 12:10

Solars AF is most certainly not darkening your doorstep. There, I have spoken.

I am indeed off to my second accu tomorrow, really looking forward to it. How many sessions have you had now? I'm glad the CD is helping

Solars · 06/07/2012 11:51

Hello everyone!

Hope everyone is doing ok, sorry in advance as i've only been able to catch up a little on you all!

Well done on the peak Sparkes you go get thee to bed!

Keep so sorry about af but lovely to hear you've had a lovely anniversary evening! We have ours in a couple of weeks, I have been hinting to DH it's coming up so hopefully he won't forget!

Good luck with scan the Olives

Maybe hope you are well, is it your next acu tmrw?

Geek it's been raining all morning here too! Although for some strange reason i'm quite liking it Hmm I had a rotten night too last night, I couldn't sleep for ages as I was so hot too!

Will brook for that mini heatwave for you Cupcakes

Scarlett hope you're doing well and good luck with your appointment next week(?)

Not much to report from me, my 99p bargain cd arrived a couple of days ago and I have to admit, well apart from last night because I was over heating, it's working a treat! If anyone is interested it's the Zita West one for conceiving! AF is NOT due this weekend however with the start of acu etc I'm not entirely concerned so if no show then I will be testing early next week. No symptoms to report either boring!

Waves to everyone else!

NoMaybeAboutIt · 06/07/2012 11:42

Morning Keep

So pleased you had a good night last night. Hope dinner with the inlaws goes ok.

Yes Olives of course, good luck for today!

The cake is immense Keep I am indeed having accu, my second one is tomorrow morning. Our consultant appointment is in 3 weeks, so we are going to wait till then for another SA, as I trust them to make sure it gets done properly and to explain it to us properly afterwards as well. I am hoping we are going to get some more answers when we go and that a proper plan will put into place. I have totally accepted the idea that we need help now. I just need to have it straight in my head what is going to happen. I like a good plan me Grin

Is it your first appointment next week?

keepitgoing · 06/07/2012 10:50

we told you not to give up sparks - have a good day ;)

how's everyone else. Crappy weather here, and AF is being slow in making her presence properly known. Really pees me off and I'm sure i never used to have this spotting prior to periods. Had a lovely anniverary evening last night and didn't talk about ttc. Am super nervous about appt next week though. Have to go to MIL's for lunch on Sunday, and she's invited my parents along too. MIL doesn't know about our issues, so hope she doesn't talk about grandchildren, but expect it's likely - argh! My mum is v tactful though, so sure she'll steer the conversation for me.

doesn't olives have a scan today? Brooking for you, lovely.

maybe - citrus polenta cake?! yumMY. How is Operation Prove GP Wrong going - you're having acu, yes? Are you going to go and see a different GP and ask for a repeat SA? What's the plan of action.

NoMaybeAboutIt · 06/07/2012 09:54

Oh hello perfect timing. You do realise this is going to lead to a BFP?

Geeklette · 06/07/2012 09:50

Now that's what I call a perfectly timed peak sparks!!

SecretSparkle · 06/07/2012 09:42

No need to call a sickie, I have the day off anyway GrinGrin

NoMaybeAboutIt · 06/07/2012 09:41

Whoop Whoop Sparks the golden egg has arrived Grin

Geeklette · 06/07/2012 09:21

Best throw a sickie and take MrSparks to bed then sparks!! Grin

SecretSparkle · 06/07/2012 08:33

Yikes best get bonking!! Just got my peak GrinGrinGrin

NoMaybeAboutIt · 06/07/2012 07:50

Oh Geek you poor thing. It's chucking itmdown here too. Really don't want to walk to the station. I came home sick yesterday, and am feeling just as rotten today. I think I shall be doing my experiments and then sloping off too. I prescribe you tea and a nice slice of my citrus polenta cake.

Scarlett having an orgasm because someone looks at you Grin chinny reckon Wink

Boo rock the tent. We managed SWI in a split screen camper. Lets just say It had very little suspension....

Loopy I would love to try the pudding club. Where we stayed before was just over the road from it. I wouldn't be able to move afterwards though! Let alone bake a sprog.

Olives What an amazing dinner. I hope a lots of salt and vinegar was involved.

Am brooking for a heat wave for you too Cups. I love a hot tub dunk.

Geeklette · 06/07/2012 06:58

Good morning all!

Friday is finally here, I thought it would never come! The rain has arrived in style here this morning though, and I've a feeling this will be in for the whole weekend now.

I've no real comments to make on the 50 Shades thing, other than to ask has it hit the mainstream mostly because of its Twilight connection? There is an abundance of kinky erotica out there (some of it almost readable!) but you would never catch a woman reading it in public!

I had a really rotten night's sleep, woke up at 4.30 and simply couldn't go back, I was so hot. Soaring temperature this morning, but I feel like I'm going in for a cold (headache, achy, dry mouth/sore throat) so it's probably just that causing it.

Think I might try and slope off early again today. This weather makes me want to hibernate!

ScarlettInSpace · 05/07/2012 22:45

My sister is reading it now, she just text me to say she's 'getting sick of her having an earth shattering orgasm every time he bloody looks at her' Grin

Princesslovelyboo · 05/07/2012 22:28

Blush just realised that reads like there os only one bit of kinky fuckery, it is full of it, you just get used to it!

Night all

Princesslovelyboo · 05/07/2012 22:28

Blush just realised that reads like there os only one bit of kinky fuckery, it is full of it, you just get used to it!

Night all