The Rat Smackteers will get their BFPs and they'll BROOK NO ARGUMENT

boo I thought we were going to be dress twins then!!! Mine (and my bridesmaids) were AA, except mine was all ivory thanks to a mess up from the dress maker!!!

On a side note if one more person asks me if I'm pregnant today I might smack someone

Ahh I see! The girls were not in AA dresses though, we got them off the peg in a designer outlet, only about £20 each iirc. Ooh looking through the pics to find those 4 has really brought back some lovely memories!

I was a member of a wedding forum before joining Mumsnet so got to know that Alfred Angelo are the main ones that make coloured dresses :)

Yeah, do you know that cos it is lovely or really common??

Was that an Alfred Angelo dress Boo?

Right ladies, I have put wedding pics on my profile thingy on here if you want to nosey have a little peek (hope I have done it right!) and just for educational informative purposes is my new friend Magic Mike

Imps how are you feeling with those 8 babies in there??

OMG imps you're having 8 babies?! That's just greedy (p.s can I have one?)

How are my fellow 2ww'ers today?!

Sorry short post as in office with other peeps today!!

Oh and I think I'm 10dpo today, and with my temps back up I've decided yesterday was my implantation dip!!!

I insist that you ALL renew your vows in a lavish ceremony (including free bar) and invite me as the guest of honour. If you could arrange yourselves so that there is one ceremony per month that would be much appreciated, thanks.

Had some watery pink discharge upon wiping this morning. I have chosen to ignore the possibility that AF is on her way and instead am happy to confirm to you, my closest imaginary friends that it is an implantation bleed and I am diffed with at least twins, if not triplets.

Boo am now very intrigued by mike and his 50 shades of smut

Whim was saying 3 ladies reading 50 shades in the EPU some people have no shame

Must be the time of year for spots

Am of back to fertility clinic now to ask all the questions I should have asked last time but was too shocked to even speak keep brooking that they have my blood results and can actually make a diagnosis this time before recommending immediate ivf

There are clearly soo many diffed birds on here today, I feel another tripe whammy coming up! :)

Yes Maybe 50 shades of Magic Mike is my next project I will link to Magic Mike later when I am back on my computer for those who need to know what it is which is everyone!

Tired, maybe?

All together now...
DIFFED!

Imps I have another wedding coming up this year. Very exciting. If MrMaybe and I decide to have a wedding re-run, you are most deffo invited

Goooooood Mooooorning Brooker-nam.

Spots Sweetie oh my, I can smell the HCG from here.

Sparks if you are crying at a banana, then I think it must be twins. I am simply brooking no argument.

Boo Magic Mike and 50 Shades of Filth

Geek I too went to bed at 10. Have been very tired the last few days. Didn't want to get up this morning either. I hope nothing else nasty has happened on your Friday 13th re-run.

Spots sound good, sweetie!!!
I'm not in tww, geek, will ov some Tim from sat, i'd think. We need to spread out the bfps, you see ;)

Spots Sweetie!!! How exciting!! What DPO?!

Good morning one and indeed all! Hope you're not all having mornings like Geek. Of course Geek we don't need to remind you what excessive clumsiness means, do we...

And as far bananas Sparks... you iz well like the most preggo bird on this thread fo' SHIZZLE. What DPO are you potentially today?

Loving all the wedding memories - I've only had one to go to thus year which is a shame - I love a good wedding, me. Wouldn't want one of my own though!

Boo - who is Magic Mike??

Morning all

What is magic mike? And why was he educational, you have got me thinking now & these sort of thoughts aren't good so early in the day

Sparks, unexplained overemotionalness is true sign of DIFFED !!!

Geek I too would take today as a duvet day just as a precaution nothing else occurs

I have woke up to spots, I never gets spots - I have a matching set either side of nose, 2 on my chin and another onmy jaw!! Bring on the concealer

Morning, i went to see Magic Mike last night, it was very...... educational!

I went to bed early too after I started crying because my banana didn't peel properly!

Temp is back up this morning, but then my bodys done this to me before giving me a 17 day lp, hoping that doesn't happen again, by 14dpo I want either AF or preferably a BFP!!!

Sounds like you should go back to bed geek

Wasn't it quiet in here last night! What did everyone get up to? I went to bed at half past eight

I'm having a belated Friday 13th today. So far I have jammed my finger in the bedroom door and raised a nice big blood blister, and sprayed my face with catfood. There's bound to be a third thing!

Good luck to everyone in the 2ww - I think that's just about everyone apart from me and the up-diffed ladies!

My wedding dress went to a local charity last October. It didn't break my heart to see it go, as the marriage didn't last. I was much skinnier smaller then, but needed a pair of strategically placed socks to give myself any shape in it. MrGeek and I have been engaged for about 9 years now and I've lost track of the number of dresses I've decided are 'the one'.

keep you are very brave doing all that packing. I've still not fully recovered from the shock of moving house last October, it took three months to pack, and we still haven't finished unpacking at this end!

whims If we had had the money we would have had packers from day 1. It is definitely the way to do it!

olives lovely to have you and the miniolive back with us, glad to know you weren't washed away :)

solars you're another globe trotter then! So many travelling bods on this fred... I feel quite at only having been out of the UK twice once on a French exchange trip with school, once on a long weekend to R. of Ireland

Hi solars I'm there for a year. No packers, whim, and dh has to work till soon before we go, so its just me, and my mum for a couple of days. Argh. Have just got rid of two chests of drawers through freecycle, only put them on at 2pm! Tempting to get rid of everything but dh forbade me being too ruthless... Agree the multiple packing is the hard bit!

We need a bfp. Lots of people are almost there, can't wait...

Ooh olives more good scan news! Congratulations

Ooooo I do love wedding talk Face how exciting! We have our 3 year anniversary this wednesday!

Great scan news Olives

So glad to hear all is well with you Whims that must have been scary! All this packing reminds me of when DH & I went to live in Oz for a year! Do you know how long you will be away in the USA? and also Keep how long are you out in Thailand for?

at Beedles sore books

Maybe, Sparkes, Sweetie, Boo, Beedle, Frooti, Imps you all sound incredibly diffed to me, looking forward to the multiple confirmations!

By the way if any of you on FB are wondering, I haven't de-friended you all, i've deactivated my account, as I really don't use it that often and friends keep sending me messages on there and when I don't respond they call or email worried that i'm ignoring them so I thought the easiest thing would be to deactivate my account and they can contact me by other means! Sorry that was a bit long winded!

It's been a very busy day for me so off to sit in front of the tv to unwind!