The Rat Smackteers will get their BFPs and they'll BROOK NO ARGUMENT

Morning,

Thanks guys I have a sneeking suspicion my gp is a brooker :) Sweetie I'm not quite mentalling yet but I'm pretty sure I will be by next Wednesday, however I should be thoroughly distracted by my DNeice and DNephew who are coming to stay from Sunday til Wednesday.

Imps another reason is that AF=pregnant a la Smegs style!

Sparkes late implantation?

Oh Maybe it will be you very soon announcing, you mark my words girl and 10/10 for your DH what a sweetie!

Re: library books I too found four books that I never returned when we were packing stuff a few years ago! They were due back in 1984 if I remember correctly!! However I don't recall ever getting a letter to return them!

Gen lovely to see you!

Olives looking forward to your scan news!

Keep so glad to hear orders were obeyed twice even!

I remember getting a letter from our library when I was about 8 years old threatening to take me to court because I'd failed to return Bertie Boggin and the Ghost Again. I was adament that I had returned it so my mum write them a stinging letter telling them where to go and they apologised to me. Needless to say I found Bertie Boggin and the Ghost Again a couple of years later at the back of my wardrobe.

Maybe you lucky lucky thing re the flowers. You definitely have a keeper there!

Thanks Keep and Gen I do indeed have a lovely DH. He is also making me breakfast. Bless.

She did tell me really nicely. It's strange as our other friend (who had her baby six months ago) had two ectopics and two rounds of IVF so she totally knows how hard it is.

maybe what a lovely dh you have. So sorry to hear about the pg announcement, they are so hard. I'm sure it is hard for the pg person to know how best to do it, I guess alone is good, I might prefer email so as to have time... Not sure. Anyway, you may get your own bfp in six days.

olives good luck for today, come and tell us.

gen how many weeks now? Are you out of the danger zone and able to enjoy it? Have you told people yet?

Maybe cross posts but how lovely is MrMaybe! He gets you such lovely pressies!

Solars and Keep great news re appointment and tubes!

Geek also good news re your lovely nurse and appointments.

Imps and Sparks what is going on with you two? Don't your bodies know they are updiffed and shouldn't be doing any of that there bleeding? Buggeration. Hope you are both wrong and this is simply some mild spotting. Or a fake AF like Musical and Smegs had.

Olives are you scanning again today? Brooking for you if so.

Maybe I am still brooking for you too lovely!

Morning all.

Imps merely some breakthrough bleeding. Do they not realise how much trouble they are causing?

Sparks I dear you may be suffering from the same. This in the only logical explanation.

Keep twice you say well done you.

Solars this is the best news ever!! The spirit of brooking is indeed alive and well.

Geek am so pleased you got answers too. And I hope ov waits till MrG is rested.

Whims I wouldn't worry about the books. I mean, what they going to do? Stop you from leaving the country?

I have woken up to a huge bunch of roses, lilies and Gerberas. MrMaybe must have gone shopping on his way back from work at stupid o clock this morning. The womble weirdness has stepped up a gear, I feel horrid too. Thank goodness I'm 'working' from home today. Had a good friend at work announce her pregnancy yesterday. She was so lovely as she knows what we are going through. She wanted to tell me first. It knocked me for six if I'm honest, but I'm sure I will feel better today

Oh and just saw imps post, carrying octopigs would cause a bit of irritation so Blates not AF (if it is we're cycle buddies, except for my stupidly long cycles)

Gah quick post

As you were brookers, I've just started spotting!! Assuming I OV'd in accordance with my CBFM then she's bang on time!! ah well, going to ask hubby to go and purchase copious amounts of wine!!

Summer does not even exist. I Hung my washing out the other day when the sun came out, and it got wet twice before I gave up and brought it in.

imps hardly surprising there's a bleed with that many in there ;) we did indeed swi last night, twice... Hoping the remaining dye won't have killed all the swimmers, will do it again tonight.

sparks poas poas poas poas

Morning! Sparks this is very exciting. PIAR PIAR PIAR PIAR!

Geek excellent work with the quick task - bet you're glad you started that one.

Keep - did you get some well-timed SWI in last night? How is the packing going?

The Octopigs have been wiggling about so much during the night that they have caused a bleed. To the untrained eye, this would appear to be AF. However, I know that this is not AF and there are 2 reasons how I know this:

1. My eye is extremely trained; and
2. It has already been confirmed that I am pregnant with 8 piglets.

It is shocking weather this morning. I am soggy and cold. Summer sucks arse.

Weekend plans all??

That's brilliant Solars!

Exciting stuff sparks! Brooking that the mare stays well away from you.

My temp has finally dropped to its normal pre-ov level this morning, so hopefully this means I am getting over my cold. MrGeek will be back tonight but I don't hold out any hope of SFF until the weekend.

No more news to report this end (other than I am still trying to finish off the 'quick' task from last night)!

Ah, smegs, you are v wise and calming. So glad all is going well with you. Is it a boy, girl, or surprise?

Here's to a crazy day of knicker checking, eh sparks... Brooking for you, would you expect her today, do you reckon?

geek, you hold off your ov, am sure it's just your body teasing you, just seduce mrg tonight to put your mind at ease. You do all the work and its a good way for him to relax after his exam etc.

Another super miserable day weather wise. Still, we are off to see my family for the weekend which will be lovely.

Happy Friday!

Temp up a smidge, although was convinced AF was here I went to the loo and there was absolutely nothing there!! curious and curiouser, will wait to see what the day brings!!

Just popping in to give a big high fives all around for Solars and geek for their amazing news!

Solars that is really quick turn around, well done your GP. Hope you aren't mentalling too much {{{big hugs}}}

Tomorrow evening sparks, but he'll be knackered from travelling and will have just done a major exam. The OPKs are still neg and CBFM has yet to beg for a stick. I have to say I'd be amazed if I ov'd in the next few days, it'd be the earliest ever, but the sooner I get MrGeek's swimmer-horde marching, the better I'll feel!

When is mrgeek back?!

Bored and fed up here. I was meant to do a quick, simple job from home this evening and four hours later I am still at it with no end in sight. I am drawing the line at 10pm and giving up.

To make matters worse I have womble cramps, feel wetter than a wet thing on a very rainy day in Wetville, have a smidgin of pant snot, my CP is HSO and MrGeek is in CARDIFF!

Thanks keep, will go look and offer words of absolutely no wisdom :)

smegs if you're around there's a lady who just had an hsg yesterday and got a bfp today, despite having had a period. Like you... She's really worried, if you have any wise words for her she started a thread this morning.

Order obeyed, solars... And that is such good news. Hope you can start next cycle then. Brilliant, well done to your gp!

Yay a happy day for lots of brookers. Well done to solars and to geek for good results (and getting them) and to maybe for sounding very on it.

I've just discovered 3 library books are in a shipping container somewhere on it's way to the atlantic. Whoops.

Hey solars that is brilliant news! I am so pleased for you! And Geek, you brookers are getting it all sorted today!! Brilliant!