The Rat Smackteers will get their BFPs and they'll BROOK NO ARGUMENT

Hello brookers!

I'm back from my hollibobs. Sorry for lack of postings. Internet access was pants plus my MN app crashed so have had to reinstall it. I have absolutely no idea what has been going on in brooking land. Am off to a leaving party in a min but will catch up tomorrow.

Bloody AF managed to track me down to deepest darkest Wales so have been a grumpy brooker. Hope everyone is doing ok

am watching you Sparks.

Hubby just asked if I wanted sausages and mash for dinner

Hmm well given your reassurances (although I note that not a single one of you said "sorry" ) I will come back.

BUT! If I ever see any of you anywhere near any of the Octopigs with a knife and fork and/or 2 slices of bread, I will hunt you down.

solars never POAS ever again!! EVER!! until my monitor tells me to

In my defence Gen that was the year my parents moved house and the books obviously got 'lost' in the move....one of the books was a maths puzzle book, gosh I was such a geek then! If I give the books to charity would that help?

Froot how inconsiderate of your ex boss to have his leaving drinks on a Thursday and then expect you all to come into work the next day, good call going home early!

Cartoon you will get there and you never know some of the preggos you know may have had difficult journeys too

Sparkes is everything still looking promising? Are you going to be PIAR anytime soon?

Good luck on mission accosting Geek

Imps I also won't go for one of your octopigs tempting as they sound

me neither gen im a good girl.
good idea froot a couple of hours nap and ull be fine.
imps ill help guard the pigs! im not that into bacon

Imps if it's any consolation, I am totally off bacon. It repulsed me this morning.

Face it will be your time soon, I just know it will.

Glad the ov pains have settled Geek. Hurry up MrG an egg is imminent!

How's the head Froot?! Hair of the dog

Gen I have never lost a library book

Today I'm 71pts pregnant, it's was 72 earlier but it does like the cramps I've just been having so readjusting accordingly!!

sparks what's your FF preggometer score today?

I cannot believe that you are all eating my children in a sandwich.

Since this morning I've checked twice and there's been absolutely nothing there!! So dunno what's going on, another check scheduled soon!! I feel a bit ropey, light headed sort of thing, so who knows!!

i appreciate the kisses sparks. thinking of all the people i know who are currently preggo (fair few if i include brookers) i feel sick, i think its jealousy.
i wish i knew when we could even try. its still like 3weeks till our private clinic app.
i havent read back but slightly concerned about the octopig sandwich!

"lend" froot? I don't think imps will be wanting it back afterwards!

Sorry to hear about the octopiggie-inducedd bleed imps, hopefully next month they won't be quite so squirmy!

Sparks how is pant-gate coming?

After moving house ten years ago I found an old library book MrGeek had borrowed prior to the move, and it had got caught up with packing. It wasn't even a good book! I managed to smuggle it back into the library a few years later - quite a dodgy affair really, because by then they had installed those alarmed barrier things.

maybe It's good that she understood enough to tell you in a sensitive way, but it still doesn't stop it hurting. You are entitled to how you feel. Sounds like MrMaybe is being fab though, and we are all looking forward to your own imminent announcement!

I think my body is back on track now, no more about-to-ov sensations so waiting until the weekend isn't going to be too much of a disaster. Doing a bit of self-brooking that MrGeek will be in the mood for a bit of accosting

Sorry those kisses we're a bit excessive but the statement still stands

Oh face it's ok to feel down occasionally, you'll be pregnant before you know it xxx

a bit sad today ladies. very aware that its not long till i shall have fake smile plastered on face when cousin and friend give birth. i am happy for them i am happy for them. help im a bad actress!
had rageing horn last week i assume brought on by ovulation am expecting af any time from next fri. unless one of them little guys got its tools out and hacked thru the condomand mad its way to the egg making in fact currently pregnant

Sorry gen just realised thats what you said!! Out of interest I'm sipping diet coke, on account of I've been off caffeine for my entire 2ww and now I dont give two hoots!!

loopz don't die!! Maybe have a bacon Sarnie instead? Although I feel quite disgusted for suggesting it given that imps is carrying octopigs!!!!

Thanks for the brooking ladies, I have a knicker check scheduled shortly, cus I shall be doing it all day to see whether full flow has arrived or not!! So glamorous!!

Froot do you want a nice bacon sarnie and some black anadin (full fat Coke)?

As a former librarian (well, Saturday Assistant), I am shocked to my very core at some of your blase attitudes to returning library books!

Keep yes I am out and proud now and still mentalling but past the 12 weeks mark. In fact, 15 weeks already, which seems to have crept up on me!

Maybe I had to tell one friend who has been having problems and I decided to do it via email to give her a bit of time to react in private rather than having to face me and put on a brave face. She was lovely though. Mind you she did know about how long it had taken and the mcs. The whole thing is a minefield and being a brooker has certainly taught me to bear in mind the things that others might be going through, which I hadn't fully appreciated before (scant silver lining).