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The BESH Republic Of Rulvakia

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queenrollo · 15/05/2012 10:41

Welcome to The BESH Republic Of Rulvakia. The national drink is of course gin, state funded to get you into a state. We have many traditions and customs, such as sechsing, swearing for the fun of it (optional) and urinating on little white sticks.
Enemy of the state is Droid, who must be heckled heartily should it put in an appearance. There is an ongoing lottery to win a baybee, being granted citizenship of The Republic is your ticket to the lottery.

As a democracy all members are entitled to put forward any customs or rules they would like and we can all adopt important but silly titles if we like. See the George Carlin sketch about hats and religion and make your own mind up about whether you would like a ceremonial hat to accompany whichever title/role you bestow upon yourself.

Newcomers should find and complete the BESHtionnaire so we can make sure you are cynical and non-fluffy enough to be granted Citizenship.

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CaveMum · 21/06/2012 12:13

At least you have a nice early time to go in and won't spend the whole day worrying.

Good luck with the bloods Norf, are these your Day 21s?

LauraPalmerish · 21/06/2012 11:52

I'm feeling hopefully optimistic - the queasiness although not very fun helps me feel like things might be on track. But who knows, really. It's quite scary approaching the early scan. I'm just hoping it's late enough (approx. 7+3) that we'll get a solid idea of what's going on inside.

Are you starting to feel better Faife? You've really been on a real health roller-coaster lately.

HaveALittleFaith · 21/06/2012 10:39
LauraPalmerish · 21/06/2012 09:28

Good luck with the bloods tomorrow, Norf

LauraPalmerish · 21/06/2012 09:26
Northey · 21/06/2012 08:28

Fine fillies at stud!

Nice tits, faith.

Last day in the office before blood test tomorrow and then off to see AMNH :)

HaveALittleFaith · 21/06/2012 08:22

I reckon 72 days
Oooh maybe we should do like The BESH day at the races?
What did you fink when you prodded boobs then norf? Quite firm, yes? Looking pretty magnificent in nice fitting bra! :)
Boo to the letter and rearranging everything :( sinky. Never straightforward is it?!

sinkingflameofhilarity · 21/06/2012 07:30

Know the feeling about peeing on fivers cavey. Did one a couple of days ago as I'm toying with the idea of taking my left over provera, but can't quite face admitting cycles are up the spout again.

Your numbers sound gd if we think about a cd 30-32 ovulation, no? But equally, if me, would assume it's is only my body messing with the menkul.

Punches disorganised hormones in the ovary.

Northey · 21/06/2012 07:27

Hmmm.

CaveMum · 21/06/2012 07:08

Oh heck, new fred responsibilities? [wibbles]

Norf the bleed was on CD37 and we did the sechs on Days 29, 34,35 and 36, not counting the sechs before my Day 28 blood test which was negative. I'll probably test on Monday as that will be 2 weeks since my last blood test. Feel like I might as well pee on a fiver as it'll just be a waste of money.
I really don't think the blood meant anything, probably my body trying to mess with my head again!

Northey · 20/06/2012 23:14

Oh God, I've no ideas for next Fred. Was there anything in waiting? Maybe MrsFrankel could do us a horsey Fred.

sinkingflameofhilarity · 20/06/2012 23:04
Hmm

Mumsnet dislikes my foreign typing. Racialist.

sinkingflameofhilarity · 20/06/2012 23:03

Ooh, we have a starting bet! I think I'll go for the big 100 trying to forget about the 400+day cycle pre drilling

In other news, this will be the 901th post. Too early to think about next fred? I'm missing the glorious Rulvekia already..

As an aside, who knew you could get foreign type letters by holding down the keys on an iPad. May I introduce ?, ç and å

How v exciting. Êxčįtīñg I mean.

Northey · 20/06/2012 22:56

88 days. I reckon.

sinkingflameofhilarity · 20/06/2012 22:52

Well, I'm day 61, so out the game till droid makes an appearance!

Got letter through from clinic...cancelling appointment. Now need to wait to be triaged for the stupid questionnaire, to be allocated the correct "treatment pathway", to be sent an appointment. Sigh.

In honour of frankle and his extraordinary running, anyone fancy placing a bet on this cycle length? Or whether the metal fucker will show up pre clinic or not?

I can't guarantee a big money prize, but will share some luffly gooseberry gin with the winner.

Northey · 20/06/2012 22:47

Both definitely worth a menkul!

cavey, did you have sechs recently at the right time for it to be implantation?

CaveMum · 20/06/2012 22:37

I have some menkul to throw into the mix - when I went to the loo on Monday night there was a bit of bright red blood when I wiped, but nothing since.I have not ovulated, according to temps, so have resolutely been ignoring it and failing

I've got to take a pregnancy test next week so that I can let the clinic know where things stand.

HaveALittleFaith · 20/06/2012 22:29

11dpo, definitely tender but nothing out of the ordinary except the bucket loads of creamy pant snot.

Northey · 20/06/2012 21:28

Anyone got any kind of menkul going on? Or are we all too early in cycle?

HaveALittleFaith · 20/06/2012 21:22

Ooh er! Wink

CaveMum · 20/06/2012 21:16

He's a bit of a playboy by all accounts. I know a girl that works in his training yard and her boyfriend rides him in his day to day workouts. He's quite handy with his teeth. Frankel that is, not the boyfriend Grin

HaveALittleFaith · 20/06/2012 21:12

I imagine him squealing weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee as he runs!

CaveMum · 20/06/2012 21:10

I believe he just loves to run. A good sign of a horse's mood is his ears - pricked forward and alert is a happy horse.
They're such big, strong creatures that if they were unhappy they could easily refuse to race, some of them do!

HaveALittleFaith · 20/06/2012 21:08

Does he enjoy it cavey? is that a funny question? does he seem happy afterwards?

CaveMum · 20/06/2012 20:58

If you like that one Faith, you'll love . This was at Newmarket [cough] my local track [cough] last May. At this stage, although he was unbeaten, a lot of people weren't sure of how good he might be. He simply blew them all out of the water!