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The BESH Republic Of Rulvakia

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queenrollo · 15/05/2012 10:41

Welcome to The BESH Republic Of Rulvakia. The national drink is of course gin, state funded to get you into a state. We have many traditions and customs, such as sechsing, swearing for the fun of it (optional) and urinating on little white sticks.
Enemy of the state is Droid, who must be heckled heartily should it put in an appearance. There is an ongoing lottery to win a baybee, being granted citizenship of The Republic is your ticket to the lottery.

As a democracy all members are entitled to put forward any customs or rules they would like and we can all adopt important but silly titles if we like. See the George Carlin sketch about hats and religion and make your own mind up about whether you would like a ceremonial hat to accompany whichever title/role you bestow upon yourself.

Newcomers should find and complete the BESHtionnaire so we can make sure you are cynical and non-fluffy enough to be granted Citizenship.

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HaveALufflyJubileeMaam · 02/06/2012 23:01

glad you added the 'cat' there norf

Northey · 02/06/2012 22:45

Ah, go on, LH. It's on page 1. And now all you have to do is be hard-edged and funny.

And not even all that hard-edged, frankly. faithy gets away with being the massivest pussy cat in Rulvakia.

HaveALufflyJubileeMaam · 02/06/2012 21:33

Did you find it LH?

QuickQuickSloe · 02/06/2012 21:33

Rumour has it that a nekkid dance is required? Congrats bugs, thrilled for you!

HaveALufflyJubileeMaam · 02/06/2012 20:56

Seriously?! Page one of this thread. Not sure we can make it much easier for you Hmm None shall pass without completing the BESHtionnaire....

LHStripsTease · 02/06/2012 20:45

Ahahah! thanks!

havealuffyjubileemum but I browshhhhed and no one has filled in the Beshtionnaire, and yes! I confessed! I am (was) addicted to LH Strips :)

Happy Jubilee!

HaveALufflyJubileeMaam · 02/06/2012 20:32

Indeed, exciting times cavey!

Anyone else watching The Voice? That Ed whatshisface song has left me very glum! :(

HRHCavey · 02/06/2012 20:25

[sniffs air]

Fresh meat?

Bout time, we're losing citizens across the border to PESH-land at a rate of knots!

HaveALufflyJubileeMaam · 02/06/2012 19:59

Well hello LH. Welcome to Rulvakia. All individuals wishing for residency in Rulvakia must complete a BESHtionnaire have a search for it! We will decide on your citizenship according to your replies :)

LHStripsTease · 02/06/2012 19:54

I think my nickname says it all!!!!

Can I join you? :)

ShredniVashtar · 02/06/2012 19:40

Just calling in to say congrats!
Sending sticky vibes to both of you.

Northey · 02/06/2012 19:14

Good God! Hurrah for bugsy!

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 02/06/2012 17:12

Seems to work okay :)
It is sort of ice cream that one can make without an ice cream maker. It's italian, scrummy and festive. What more could I wish for? Also it involves alcohol. And raw eggs. So it is out of the question for you for now, bugs. But of course, I would love to change places with you.

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 02/06/2012 17:11

I googled a picture for you:
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(oops that is long, hope it works)

HRHCavey · 02/06/2012 14:01

[nips in while MIL is in the loo]

Woo hoo for Bugs!!!!!!!

Catch up with y'all later!

BuggerlugsTheFirst · 02/06/2012 13:32

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lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 02/06/2012 13:13

Btw I am making the most of my undiffed state and making semi-freddo (with raw egg and hardcore alcohol).

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 02/06/2012 13:12

Woohooooooo bugs congratulations. And no worrying about the drinking, exercising and having a great time. We'll keep everything crossed for both beans and declare this Jubilee-weekend a secret celebration of a double BESH win.

Waves at old ESH that I don't know. Lovely of you to pop in.

Job starts in July if we can manage (with paperwork and stuff) or August. Might push for latter... (Trying to fit in a lap before starting a new job, rather than being off immediately). Very happy and excited about all the news. Oh, and I think my body had a good go at getting diffed, because droid was late (and I know the timings a lot better due to iui) and is heavier than ever before...

MadameBoolala · 02/06/2012 13:03

Bloody Hell. Just popped in to see how you were all doing, and to offer Bugs the shag dictator - and what do I find? I am happily too late!

So over the moon for you both.

Truffkin · 02/06/2012 12:05

Just popping in as instructed Bugs and delighted to see your news! Understandable how you are feeling, but please try to enjoy more than worry. No two pregnancies are the same, as you know and worrying won't change anything.

If reassuring anecdotes are helpful, Mini Truff was conceived in the heaviest month of drinking I'd had for a long time and is now a strapping 6 month old beauty! (I first saw him at 6+1 and he looked like a wotsit with a heartbeat ;-)

I'll stick on my red, white & blue nipple tassels and do a quick jubilee themed turn for you!

FriendofDorothy · 02/06/2012 11:46

How exciting! What an exciting start to the weekend.

In other news I went to try and buy non-underwired bras. What complete and utter monstrosities they are!

BuggerlugsTheFirst · 02/06/2012 11:42

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HaveALufflyJubileeMaam · 02/06/2012 11:17

That's to be expected bugs. I see from t'other place you're off out this afternoon? Should be fun and take your mind off things...

Took inspiration from HRHCavey, you like?

BuggerlugsTheFirst · 02/06/2012 10:47

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