The BESH Republic Of Rulvakia

norf at least you didn't POAS cd3, get a false positive, name change and post about it in conception, go and buy more tests only to get BFN like some people - does that make you feel better?
Nice work on the progesterone ferretyone!

Well hark at you with your perfect progesterone, ferret! Can I rub you for luck on that, too?

Hurrah lp!

We're having a quietish day too - in Scotland to see family for a week, including my gawjus niece. CD 27 here and BFN this morning. Bah! Looks like my womble pains were just pains. But had the results from day 21 bloods and apparently my progesterone is "perfect" .

Have lovely, relaxing days, ESH. And tell us some more about yourself, lh!

:o at MSB "hanging". He so badmanz.

BFN on CD3 here. I know, I know

No plans for today, other than make lamb curry for tonight. Oh, and some sort of cake to take to a Jubilee barbecue thing tomorrow. But I don't know what cake.

Might drag AMNH off for a massive walk somewhere.

I'm off to a bond rally! Our family owns a bond mini car 3 wheeler it's quite funny actually - it was in our family for about 20 years but we sold it when my Grandparents moved in 1994 (no storage space at their flat). My sister was trawling eBay one day last year and found it for sale! So we bought it and are gradually doing it up. I'm quite excited about going to see lots of bonds and have fun with family. MSB has text me, he is 'hanging '
Glad you're feeling tentatively better bugs. I keep thinking about you and Lors being in it together but that keeps bringing up High School Musical soundtrack help me!

Glad you are feeling mellowish Bugs. What about telling people you are on a health kick which means you can't drink for a while?

We're doing odds and sods today. Got to go to the Apple store and plead with the geniusesses to fix my iPad - HWHNN managed to drop the tv remote controller on it and it's cracked the screen around the button
He feels really bad about it - I've had it less than 2 months! But, like I said, there are worse things to have happened and it's not the end of the world [philosophical]

[strips off and starts dancing]

[rubs LP's and Bugs' belly's for good luck]

Glad all went well with TOM LP.

Welcome Strip, your questionnaire looks good to me.

Yay, I'm glad it went well LP.

Oooo, fresh meat.

lors how luffly :) I'm glad you were able to tell him - declining alcohol sounds like an excellent opportunity! What a nice response from TOM. Now you're in it together which must be better. Hope you got Some sleep.
So stripteaseartiste how long have you been trying to win a baybee?

lors how luffly :) I'm glad you were able to tell him - declining alcohol sounds like an excellent opportunity! What a nice response from TOM. Now you're in it together which must be better. Hope you got

LP, that sounds brilliant and I am so glad it went well, you fertile thing, you.

Can I rub you now?

LH Femke Janssen is breath-taking. I fantasise about bumping in to her down the shops one day. How can anyone be so beautiful?

All is well, laydees. As I expected, I was so nervous that I blurted it out when TOM asked if I wanted beer or wine with dinner. And he gave the bestest possible reaction "unexpected but a good thing", etc.etc. We made a little plan of action re: seeing the doctor asap, taking everything 'one day at a time' and discussing what steps we can take to help me each other get through these terrifying early days. There were many tears on my part. And a huge amount of support from him.

I am feeling sooooooooo relieved after having had 'The Talk'. Thank you for all of your advice on how to approach it.

So get those tassels out, lovelies, cause today I can rejoice that I am diffed.

Welcome newbie. We're gonna need to sort out a suitable nickname for you as I'm incredibly selfish at times LH is too confusing with LP...

"Hello, Stripette Stripola StripStrop, welcome to the land of gin and funny."

Now I must go back to sleep as last 24 hours have been ridiculously intense and I'm absolutely shattered.

4. Testing - when someone wonders if they should test for updiff (pg), do you: a) bellow 'POAS!' at them non-stop and punch them repeatedly in the kidneys till they wet themselves anyway. b) Sprinkle them with babydust and send them hugs and kisses on lickle baby angel wings. a) I had left one out!

BESHtionnaire/citizenship test:

1. Do you like gin? Oh yes! Gintonic has been since I am 23 years old (when I first remember to have ever had a Gintonic and in Liverpool....Bombay!) my main vitamin... I mean, my main collagen: I have drunk some much gin, that I am a well preserved mummy...

2. Men - are you a gold digger or a cradle snatching cougar?
   Oh! I wish I was enough talented, sexy, samantha like, and blond enough to be any of the two options. I ended up with a Mathematician....

3. Baybee-making - to put a baybee in your tumtum, which hole do you use:
   a) weewee
   b) poopoo
   c) foofoo
   d) none, you just pray to the baby Jebus.
   A hole? the chimney? babies are not supposed to be delivered from Paris and by a white big bird that looks very cool and feathering?

4. Testing - when someone wonders if they should test for updiff (pg), do you:
   a) bellow 'POAS!' at them non-stop and punch them repeatedly in the kidneys till they wet themselves anyway.
   b) Sprinkle them with babydust and send them hugs and kisses on lickle baby angel wings.

5. Is R2D2:
   a) an adorable robot from Star Wars.
   b) the source of all evil.
   a and b

6. Number of pets?
   Hairless Siberian Dog... (=DH)

7. Inappropriate (read: weird) crush of shame?
   oh! truly..? do I must confess?... well, if it means a platonic love: Bono (U2) ...but if it means a miserable silly crush that really made me feel silly silly silly, it was...starting my PhD I had a class with a super nice handsome mediterranean young professor, it was a class with computers to analyze social settings and media networks...and every time he would pass behind me my heart pounded, and if he would ask me something my mouse would come all over the screen....one night at the end of the year we all went out for a dinner...there was a silly stupid karaoke...i was forced to sing...the rest I leave it to your imagination

8. Lesbian crush? *Kalinda...(The Good Wife)? or Samantha from Sex and the city?, the latter just because I wish I had the guts to be like her: secure of herself and freeeee. No really, I think I don't really have ever had a Lesbian crush....

9. What are your views on camping?
   I always want to, but have not had the time yet. so far we camped tonight in the living room...and for few nights during the bank holiday...that way I can rest and we have TV (TV can't be moved at the moment...), oh! one sec, we did sort of went camping near lake Awe last year...totally accidental,...but that is a secret....

10. How much money have you spent on sticks you then urinate on?
    i) Oh nothing, I'll probably catch first time and then get the doctor to confirm it.
    ii) Over 100 quid
    iii) I opened an account on ebay solely for the purpose of purchasing sticks
    III) and IV) i spent more on Pregnancy tests.. but, as my name indicates, I am/was addicted to the unreliable Ovulation Predicting sticks....strips...

Finally, tell us how you found the BESH and why you'd like to join us pliz
Found it after browsing the threads....it seemed to be it was a cool yet airy place to be.... please I will beg if I have tooooooooand I will cry and I will cry until I will flood the island if you don't let me join....

What do you say? i won't go to bed till you tell me ;)

X-posts, I just wondered that too

grr just accidentally clicked on a baby face advert
I did too norfelicious but she seemed a bit by it all...,
Wanna come over and hop in bed with me to keep me company?! Not as nervy as I was last night though. First had to be the worst I guess. MSB said he might come back tomorrow after all. I really really want him to come back tomorrow. Can't tell him that, we've fallen out over this weekend already :(

In the meantime, I wonder how Laura and TOM are getting on.

ok ok... i will dooo it! give some time, I will be back.... ;)

You are too helpful, lovelyjubblies. I had to find mine myself.

Here's a link to the last thread with a couple filled in.

We have all filled it in at sometime...I filled mine in August 2011. The most recent person to fill it in was queenrollo at the start of the last thread. If you want an idea of responses you could search for BESH for the last few months?

ahahah! no lap dance needed?
but, again, is there some one else who answered the questions? I found the beshtionnaire, but... amI gonna be the only one answering? .. ok ok, let me go check all the 10 pages first to double check who else filled this in.