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The BESH Republic Of Rulvakia

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queenrollo · 15/05/2012 10:41

Welcome to The BESH Republic Of Rulvakia. The national drink is of course gin, state funded to get you into a state. We have many traditions and customs, such as sechsing, swearing for the fun of it (optional) and urinating on little white sticks.
Enemy of the state is Droid, who must be heckled heartily should it put in an appearance. There is an ongoing lottery to win a baybee, being granted citizenship of The Republic is your ticket to the lottery.

As a democracy all members are entitled to put forward any customs or rules they would like and we can all adopt important but silly titles if we like. See the George Carlin sketch about hats and religion and make your own mind up about whether you would like a ceremonial hat to accompany whichever title/role you bestow upon yourself.

Newcomers should find and complete the BESHtionnaire so we can make sure you are cynical and non-fluffy enough to be granted Citizenship.

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 04/06/2012 21:16

Glad to hear the cake went down well euro. Has everyone had a nice day? Did you enjoy the bubbly norf?
We've had DSis and BIL and the munchkin round for a somewhat adhoc dinner. Had a bottle of bubbly ourselves to celebrate being home! I am quite tired and unbelievably emotional!

eurochick · 04/06/2012 18:53

hurrah!

PS - the lemon cake was a big hit!

FriendofDorothy · 04/06/2012 18:42

Hurray!

HaveALufflyJubileeMaam · 04/06/2012 17:26

I am home Grin!

Northey · 04/06/2012 11:19

Sounds very energetic, faithy. And I hope the lemon cake is good, euro.

HaveALufflyJubileeMaam · 04/06/2012 11:10

I'm still sober too euro. Bought a bottle of Pimms because it was on offer £12 but haven't cracked it open. Just not really bothered. Want to want to drink IYSWIM!

Now sitting on what's left of the sofa, surrounded by piles of stuff,
waiting for my BIL to come over so we can move most bits home. My aim is that when MSB gets back around 2, all that's left to move is my piano, the washing machine and the bed!

eurochick · 04/06/2012 11:05

Leith's. Which amusingly was a gift from the people I was going to visit and hence baking for! So it was only fair that I inflicted the bizarrely textured salty Hmm blueberry muffins on them!

I've got a lemon cake for my dad in the oven now. I hope that is more of a success!

I like your style Norfy. I am off alcohol again in preparation for IVF. Boooooooooooooooooooring. Meh.

Northey · 04/06/2012 10:58

What was the recipe book, euro? Nigella's baking is reputedly bizarrely hit and miss.

I gave up on trying to find something to bake for today and just bought lots of champagne instead. Because I am lazy and hope to distract people from noticing.

eurochick · 04/06/2012 09:56

Morning ladies. I had a lovely day yesterday, visiting some friends out in the wilds of Essex. I had a baby cuddle, so hopefully that has reminded my womble what this is all about. We dropped into their local Jubilee party in the cricket pavilion. It was properly villagey and cute .

I had a rare baking fail yesterday. I had my first go at muffins, and tried two different recipes from the same book - one blueberry, one chocolate. The blueberry ones were vile. Luckily the chocolate ones were yummy, so all was not lost. We're off to visit my parents later. I might make something else to take down to them. We need a cake emoticon.

Faif that's a bit bizarre. I've never had a positive. I thought it was nigh on impossible to get a false positive. How frustrating.

Northey · 04/06/2012 09:12

Congratulations, brave girl :)

AMNH and I ave already had three snippy arguments this morning. Bodes well for a relaxing day with friends...

HaveALufflyJubileeMaam · 04/06/2012 08:10

Let's hope being exposed to a baybee is contagious for you then norf. Be strong!

I'm delighted to have survived my third night on my own MSB is on his way back so I'm gonna get up, finish packing ready for the last push! Street party in the village then please please please!! home tonight Grin

Northey · 04/06/2012 07:18

I did know, and that is definitely why I like it too :)

Off to spend the day at a Jubilee barbecue with friends and their newborn. It will be lovely to see them, but please please let me not collapse into desperate yearning...

HaveALufflyJubileeMaam · 03/06/2012 21:35

Did you know Pimms is gin based? I only found that out this weekend. No wonder I like it so much...
I have warmed up after a soak in the bath. Now tucked up in bed hoping its the last night I have to spend in this rented house. Watching The Apprentice final. Can't complain really.

ShredniVashtar · 03/06/2012 17:19

lp, faith is right, it's a literary allusion, innit. From a short story by Saki, whom I recommend.

Bloody tests and their misleading results. Maybe the one I did this morning is actually misleading too

I'm warming up too after an outdoorsy afternoon. If there is a baybee in there, I've soaked it in Pimms and jostled it about playing egg and spoon races and all sorts of other malarkey Smile

HaveALufflyJubileeMaam · 03/06/2012 16:09

I just didn't want to put about fake weird BFPs and steal genuine thunder! Tried to be subtle :)

Sounds like a wise plan bugs and just take it easy today.
It's a bit cold and wet in the field but it's been fun to see all the Bonds and I went for a ride in ours which was cool! Quiet night in planned, perhaps a bath to warm me up!

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HaveALufflyJubileeMaam · 03/06/2012 13:26

Nah I got BFN on an FRER with FMU so definitely a weird test. I just wondered with minimal bleeding and boobs still being on the large side...but definitely no.
lors her name is a reference to a book...about a polecat ferret I think

LauraPalmerish · 03/06/2012 13:08

Faife!!!! could it be a triple diff?!?

I must be honest, I'm not too fond of the ICs - my lines are almost non-existent yet the Sainsbury's cheapie cross test (blue dye) and the ClearBlue digital that I was saving for emergencies both gave very clear positives with the same pee. And today I got another very clear, darker positive on a Sainsbo cheapie yet the IC is still almost non-existent-stare-at-it-under-every-light-and-make-yourself-crazy.

That said, I will continue to pee on the ICs to watch the lines grow darker.

Shred I've not been around much as me and TOM were taking a break after our 2nd mc last November. But I've been a BESH lurker and really confused by your name - is it because I'm a foreigner??!

HaveALufflyJubileeMaam · 03/06/2012 12:14

Ruddy Boots tests with the cross - came up with a definite line. Immediately. Very confusing. Clearer when I pulled it apart.. Didn't want to get excited, not with genuine BFPs, hence the NC and posting. Won't be buying any more of those and utilise the 15 Internet cheapies that should be arriving this week.

ShredniVashtar · 03/06/2012 11:57

Really, faith, a false positive? What's all that about?

Northey · 03/06/2012 11:35

A twit in a nice way, faif! Blush

HaveALufflyJubileeMaam · 03/06/2012 11:29

Are you calling me a twit norf?! Cos that is what I did yesterday!
I'm still toying with woo. No commitments though.

Northey · 03/06/2012 11:28

euro's a bit of a needle queen. And someone else here also likes it.

My positive thinking for this cycle is that last cucle's scan showed I was ovulating off my tubeless side, so hopefully this one will come together nicely.

ShredniVashtar · 03/06/2012 11:22

Rub up all you like!
Seriously, I am grateful that prog levels seem to be ok. Am thinking about trying acupuncture next cycle as long as it's not too woo to encourage my left tube to think about picking up an egg and give my left ovary a pep talk at the same time.

Northey · 03/06/2012 11:21

True, faith. At least I am only unpregnant, not unpregnant and a twit.

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