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The BESH Republic Of Rulvakia

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queenrollo · 15/05/2012 10:41

Welcome to The BESH Republic Of Rulvakia. The national drink is of course gin, state funded to get you into a state. We have many traditions and customs, such as sechsing, swearing for the fun of it (optional) and urinating on little white sticks.
Enemy of the state is Droid, who must be heckled heartily should it put in an appearance. There is an ongoing lottery to win a baybee, being granted citizenship of The Republic is your ticket to the lottery.

As a democracy all members are entitled to put forward any customs or rules they would like and we can all adopt important but silly titles if we like. See the George Carlin sketch about hats and religion and make your own mind up about whether you would like a ceremonial hat to accompany whichever title/role you bestow upon yourself.

Newcomers should find and complete the BESHtionnaire so we can make sure you are cynical and non-fluffy enough to be granted Citizenship.

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Northey · 11/06/2012 17:57

Ah, is that why the trains are so quiet? Hurrah for football giving me a lovely commute.

First day went ok, though cavey's blood test does remind me tat I have AGAIN failed to phone to ask the hospital to do the paperwork for mine. What with me turning out to be Not Diffed this cycle, and everything.

How are you feeling today, fidelity?

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 11/06/2012 17:23

Snot too early queenie and I reckon it's a good sign :)

I'm watching the football waiting for MSB to come home. He was a bit upset that he finishes work at 5 when the kick off is 5. Hope he doesn't get caught speeding on the way home Hmm I'm so very rock n roll. Bought MSB a small pack of bottles beer and myself tropical juice from the co-op!

BuggerlugsTheFirst · 11/06/2012 13:30

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queenrollo · 11/06/2012 09:13

i feel i thought it was too early for that to start, but this is a good sign right?

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 11/06/2012 08:56

Hope the blood tests are over and done soon cavey.

Good luck for this morning Norf

CaveMum · 11/06/2012 08:19

Morning BESH!

It's peeing down with rain here in Cambridgeshire - yuk! Draught, what drought?!

Currently sat in the hospital waiting room, again as Day 28 blood test (being taken on Day 30)! Is due. No sign of a temp bump so pretty certain I've not ov'd. Getting thoroughly fed up now Angry

eurochick · 10/06/2012 21:07

I have IBS too, so it' s difficult to tell wyn, but some months I do get a very distended belly around ov.

It's Kung Fu Zombie Killer, Bugs but you were near enough! I love the sat nav reference! I don't even know whether to will them to swim left of right this month as if I ov on day 14 it's from the right side, but most of my ov pains were on my left side! I think I will just will them to divide and conquer!

alwyn · 10/06/2012 20:51

I think you are entitled to be a shouty, sweary unreasonable nobhead in labour if you're trying to push a melon out your chuff.

BuggerlugsTheFirst · 10/06/2012 20:31

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FriendofDorothy · 10/06/2012 20:28

No it hasn't made me worry. I likw to think that I would be like the 'Perfect Princess Woman' - all calm and lovely. In reality I would probably be like the other woman - screaming like a banshee and being really melodramatic!

alwyn · 10/06/2012 20:01

Some women really do make a massive deal out of it though. I have to say, if I was going to get myself in such a state I will instruct CGH to intervene with an epidural request.

BuggerlugsTheFirst · 10/06/2012 19:59

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alwyn · 10/06/2012 19:57
FriendofDorothy · 10/06/2012 19:55

I still think that bloke on OBEM is gay. I think I remember that he is in some sort of fundamentalist church and I bet good money that in 10 years if you track him down he will be living with his boyfriend. Not that I have been people go through experiences like that in similar churches of anything!

BuggerlugsTheFirst · 10/06/2012 19:54

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 10/06/2012 19:52

I have ibs so not relevant for me to comment alwyn! I find the pant snot changes and I get a prickly type pain from the relevant side. I have to say I'm finding combining the pant snot indicators with the smiley pee sticks much easier than charting. Definitely less menkul and less stressed with it all so I'm glad I made the change.

euro I'll need to go back to GP for more painkillers since I have nearly run out., they won't do anything I don't think since I'm waiting to see a specialist and the have no idea what's wrong with me!

I really hope your woo helps! swim up KFZK's swimmers!

alwyn · 10/06/2012 19:41

Ok, may be tmi but does anyone find excess wind as a sign of OV?

BuggerlugsTheFirst · 10/06/2012 19:37

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eurochick · 10/06/2012 19:13

Afternoon laydeez. I think I laid my egg last night/early this morning as my temp was up a little this morning (although I had a lie in so it's not that dependable). But my boobs feel a little sore and they never hurt pre-ov, so I am pretty sure I had oved. That would put ov at day 13 or early on day 14. I've never oved earlier than day 14 on a non-medicated cycle. I am wondering if the magic baby laydee reflexology made the difference.

alwyn · 10/06/2012 19:12

I'm just not used to it! Before this whole ttc lark we might have the sechs once a week?? But now I'm scared NOT to do it at least EOD!

CaveMum · 10/06/2012 19:09

Evening all, CD 29 here and still no fecking egg laying Angry

Faith sorry your still in pain. Are you going back to the Drs?

Norf, good luck with the new job. The weekend sechsing is a bit of a pain, but you soon learn to deal with it.

Alwyn, I'm with you on the sore bits! In the last 10 days we've done the sechs 8 times Shock Still no bloody egg though!

[waves to other BESH and PESH]

ShredniVashtar · 10/06/2012 18:44

Evening all. Have v limited signal here - currently sticking phone out of a window - so will be posting less for the next few days!

Good luck with new job, norf, and stick with it faith and alwyn. Happy sechsing!

alwyn · 10/06/2012 18:37

I'm running the gauntlet between wanting to as much as poss to maximise diffing chances, but all this sudden sechsing is making me a bit sore!!

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 10/06/2012 18:20

Oh middle of the day/early afternoon is my preferred time!! We've had a change of circumstances since MSB has been treated. I get propositioned way more often these days....not that I'm complaning! Wink

alwyn · 10/06/2012 17:38

Not that I'm not enjoying it, of course, but in the middle of the day is a bit inconvenient Grin

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