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The BESH Republic Of Rulvakia

987 replies

queenrollo · 15/05/2012 10:41

Welcome to The BESH Republic Of Rulvakia. The national drink is of course gin, state funded to get you into a state. We have many traditions and customs, such as sechsing, swearing for the fun of it (optional) and urinating on little white sticks.
Enemy of the state is Droid, who must be heckled heartily should it put in an appearance. There is an ongoing lottery to win a baybee, being granted citizenship of The Republic is your ticket to the lottery.

As a democracy all members are entitled to put forward any customs or rules they would like and we can all adopt important but silly titles if we like. See the George Carlin sketch about hats and religion and make your own mind up about whether you would like a ceremonial hat to accompany whichever title/role you bestow upon yourself.

Newcomers should find and complete the BESHtionnaire so we can make sure you are cynical and non-fluffy enough to be granted Citizenship.

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alwyn · 12/06/2012 23:10

Just a confused face norf

And yes euro, am absolutely cream crackered!!!

eurochick · 12/06/2012 22:56

That's exciting. My magic baby laydee doesn't tell me anything, but just does her thing.

Were you zonked afterwards? The first session totally knocked me out. The second one wasn't as bad.

Northey · 12/06/2012 22:28

Is "0.o" meant to be your ovaries, al?

alwyn · 12/06/2012 22:26

I've had my first reflexology session today. Apparently if I ovulate this month it will be from my right ovary 0.o

HaveALittleFaith · 12/06/2012 22:13

That'll be your hormones + anxiety = weepy queenie. Tis ok. Tis allowed luffly

queenrollo · 12/06/2012 22:02

I went and sat with HOLB for a cuddle a little while ago .......and burst into tears for absolutely no reason. Just sat and sobbed.

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HaveALittleFaith · 12/06/2012 20:47

I feel a little nekkid. Like I'm out in a bikini... Hmm

Difficult to say with the pant snot....mine varies. At times I don't see any pant snot. This cycle I've had 5 days, so on that time scale, you would be ok! All you can do is jump on a train Friday and have him on standby! Wink

Northey · 12/06/2012 20:29

You can always change it back again if you don't take to it.

Is my pant snot here too soon? I don't see AMNH till the weekend. I have nothing to measure this by.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 12/06/2012 20:24

Whoop whoop for the pant snot norf!

Think I might do it, if only for a while.

I have been in bed for half an hour already. Yum :)

Northey · 12/06/2012 20:11

I see no reason why you shouldn't.

I think I have pant snot for the first time in about 10 years.

alwyn · 12/06/2012 19:23

It is v quiet in here.

And why not indeed?

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 12/06/2012 18:46

Oh I have broadband by the way Grin

Question: should I drop the 'baby' form my NN and assuming I can, become HaveALittleFaith?

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 12/06/2012 18:42

Aw, that's luffly.

Everyone is very quiet.....

blonderthanred · 12/06/2012 09:39

Well, yes and no - I am absolutely enjoying watching my flab turn into bump and feeling those prods and squirms, and i have been delighted all the way through, but I don't think the menkul ever stops. I've got used to the idea of people knowing now and it's nice when they ask although I always answer cautiously (as I seem to be doing now!)

It still seems like such a miracle after several very bad and painful years in my life. I hope so much it will be a new beginning. Every wriggle makes me smile.

I just hope you and the other BESH soon get the luffly baybees you deserve too!

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 12/06/2012 08:44

Yes when I first contemplated syringe method read about it on MN I laughed! But at times it does seem like a practical option, especially when pain is an issue.

How exciting that your baybee is wriggling now! Are you relaxing a bit now and starting to enjoy being diffed?

blonderthanred · 11/06/2012 22:22

I am not bad thanks Faif, baby moving quite a lot at the moment which is nice either that or it's the wind , kind of in hibernation mode wishing I could spend some time alone with bump, so work and house residents a bit unwelcome at the mo.

I considered the basting option when we kept having the sechs fail but TBI wasn't comfortable with it. Might be different if it is just because of physical difficulty though? But really of course you need to get all this sorted. Just seems so bloody unfair that it should interfere with ttc as well as ruining your social life. And just being fucking painful.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 11/06/2012 21:56

Fanks laydees. Want to say its not that bad.....Contemplated the syringe approach norf, wouldn't rule it out but managed without. Yes I shall push for GP to get me seen!

How are you blondebabe?

blonderthanred · 11/06/2012 21:41

That sounds awful Faith. I really think you've been through enough in recent months. I hope your GP can get to the bottom of things soon.

Northey · 11/06/2012 21:37

fee, yes, living with parentals in the week. Then home for sechsing on the weekends.

Northey · 11/06/2012 21:37

faith, that sounds unbelievably dreadful. What sort of pain is it? Where do you feel it? As for the sechs, mucho kudos to you for soldiering on. Could you bear to use a syringe and a pot, do you think? It removes physical stress in a really helpful way, though I know the concept is a bit wrong for some people. I got my syringes off amazon - free with a tube of pre-seed. And for a pot, I use a glass I swiped from Eurostar business class. To give my eventual baybee a cosmopolitan air.

cave, the hospital told me to phone and request a form when my period started. When I finally get through to them I am going to ask if they can do me more than one, to cover next cycle too.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 11/06/2012 20:13

Can't carry on like this. Making me proper miserable. Restricting my social life! Pulled out of the ball this weekend :( I'm just about managing work but people agree noticing - perhaps the combo of constant grimacing and hobbling is giving the game away! Worst thing is the sechs has become uncomfortable too Shock Feels a bit like losing my virginity again Hmm Baybee making attempts have been tricky but technique essentially leaving it til last minute! has made it possible. That's not right though is it? Never had owt like it. Will consult GP.

Glad first day was ok. Inevitable that it's knackering, where you staying in the week? With the 'rents?

CaveMum · 11/06/2012 20:12

Norf, did they not give you a stash of blood request forms? When I got my first prescription they handed me 10 pre-filled out forms.

BuggerlugsTheFirst · 11/06/2012 20:09

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Northey · 11/06/2012 20:01

Yes fidelity is you! Sorry you're still in so much pain. This is getting ridiculous. Can you kick some medical ass?

First day was ok, if knackering. Off to bed with a book in a sec.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 11/06/2012 19:45

Yes I suspect many folks knocked off a bit early for the 5pm kick off. How was the first day norf?

Am I fidelity? I quite like it if that's me! Tbh I'm bleurgh. Just had another ridiculously long bath cos its the only thing that makes me feel comfortable :( Back to docs tomorrow since I need the strong painkillers. Have had a quick look on system and there's no Outpatients appt booked. I'm worried if I leave it it will go on indefinitely so I'll ask GP to chase.

bugs I have ensured we apply your techniques this cycle! I think I've felt ov pain - opposite side to general ongoing pain- so I think the hard work is done but will continue regular sechsing for good measure!