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The BESH Eurovision Song Contest eva

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eurochick · 13/04/2012 13:56

Asseyez-vous mes amies and ready yourselves for the BESH Eurovision contest ever. Get ready with your Central European fashion, transvestites and inability to sing anything in tune. Get ready to rip your skirts off and leave your other halves no option but to make their mind up (do you see what I did there?) to get down to some swi and do your best not to think of Terry Wogan at any point in the proceedings. Finally, get ready to yell ?nul points? at the evil Droid should it dare to make an appearance.

Newbies, approach in high euro-camp mode, find and complete the BESHtionnaire to let us judge whether you are cynical and menkul enough to join us.

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 04/05/2012 19:37

How exciting dor! Do we get to see a link
cavey that's ridiculous! Shock Can you keep ringing for cancellations? But otherwise your weekend sounds luffly.
Well I have expended some excess energy/frustration by cleaning the house, bathrooms included. Now my back aches :( but at least it will be clean when we go away/come back which I wanted. This was stimulated by a nice reply from my friend which clearly indicated she did not ttc for a long time!

CaveMum · 04/05/2012 19:12

Ooo, happy house hunting Dor!

In crap news, my reassessment appointment with the infertility clinic has come through. 10 of farking July Angry. So if this cycle of Clomid doesn't work, I've got to wait almost 2 months before I can find out what's next. When they told me they'd arrange an appointment, I sort of assumed they meant before the end of this cycle so we could move on straight away.

We're off to a quiz night tonight, then dance lesson tomorrow morning, followed by racing on Saturday and Sunday.

FriendofDorothy · 04/05/2012 18:52

Ahhh I have seen a house I really want. We're going to view it tomorrow :)

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 04/05/2012 17:25

Get your nicest undies on then norf! Wink
Here droid has eased and my pain is more bearable. MSB and I have used my Dad's wifi and computer to update our new phones! And I have bought the smiley pee sticks. Awkward hiding from someone I work with in Boots so she didn't see them though Confused

Northey · 04/05/2012 16:06

Ah well, it's over with now, and now I can concentrate on a long weekend of sechsing.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 04/05/2012 15:16

I always worry about that. I think I sound too monotone in interviews. As long as you didn't say anything too daft! You should be okay.

Northey · 04/05/2012 15:13

Yup. Massively so. Though she was actually really nice an I wouldn't mind working with her at all. I wish I'd given a better account of myself. It's not that I said anything stupid, or forgot to mention something. It's just that I didn't sound smooth and polished. I ALWAYS sound smooth and polished in interview. I'm not sure what happened :(

BuggerlugsTheFirst · 04/05/2012 15:10

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Northey · 04/05/2012 15:01

Done. A bit of a jerky performance but not embarrassingly awful. But you'll never guess the condition of the (v nice) girl interviewing me...

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 04/05/2012 14:28

Ah he's come back. I have apologised. We have agreed it's ok but it's not iykwim. DNephew is being so gorgeous it has made us both smile and remind us why it will be worth it in the end.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 04/05/2012 13:25

This week at home we received a giant leaflet about 'giving your baby the best start' all about accessing health visitors. Random leaflet drop. Thinking about leaving FB again. Every time a girl changes her profile pic I'm scared a scan pic will show up!

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 04/05/2012 13:10

That's exactly it bugs. It's that raw hurt right at the moment. MSB's gone off in a huff to see our house while I'm at my dad's. I'll settle for a cuppa and a cuddle with DNephew who is delighted to see me and has just learnt the concept of hide and seek. Then I'll apologise when he turns up again.

BuggerlugsTheFirst · 04/05/2012 13:05

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 04/05/2012 12:55

Grin Wink maybe a bit of both bugs. Had a fight with MSB too now because he thinks I'm taking it out on him. Maybe I am...I just don't know how much more I can take.

CaveMum · 04/05/2012 12:44

Evil, but very funny!

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 04/05/2012 12:13

Thank goodness MSB is here. Heard me cry out like I was wounded from upstairs like a dog and hugged me but told me I had I calm down! He made me watch 'World's most stupid criminals' :)
Thing is, we got married 3 weeks after her. Anyone with an ounce of nouse would realise there must be a reason I'm not with child by now. But she is not the most perceptive of people. Put it like this. I have emailed my uni friend about our fertility issues. I will not be telling her. Oh and the text is a puke fest, not just 'I'm diffed' but 'dc#1 has just learnt to say baybee which is a good job because dc#2 is due in November'. Pass the Envy bowl!

FriendofDorothy · 04/05/2012 11:31

By text is really fucking cruel.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 04/05/2012 11:27

Just had another pregnancy announcement, this time via text....I feel like I'm being tortured. Worst thing is, this is baby number 2 for her and I remember almost exactly two years ago crying when she announced her first.....

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 04/05/2012 11:11

Since we're going away in the morning and I anticipate ovving about this time next week I will purchase from Boots or Tesco this time and if I get on with them will order more of them, a new moon cup I really do prefer it and some cheapy pee sticks online. I've never really stocked up since the fire but in my head I know I'm more likely to get diffed now that MSB's treatment is working therefore can't go through the pretending I don't think I'm diffed then rushing out to buy tampons and expensive tests.....
euro and bugs I hope your days go well and you get sorted soon! bugs just focus on your holibobs! :)

CaveMum · 04/05/2012 11:07

Euro, surely it's spelt "shoite" Grin

Yes to a positive spin faithy - I will be drinking plenty of wine this weekend!

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eurochick · 04/05/2012 10:37

I like the smiley OPKs Faith. They don't require any mentalling interprtation of you. Although you will probably find yourself looking at the dye stick you insert into it anyway, although I've never found that this tells me anything. I've heard you can get them more cheapy on Amazon than in Boots?

I also a feck fan. And shyte. As I'm married to an Irishman I consider them part of my adopted culture. And another board I post on automatically deletes proper swear words so loads of people use those to get around it. I have a complete potty mouth IRL but save the C word for really special occasions. It's the last taboo I think!

I'm on CD5 and getting my usual first round of ovary twinges. This is normal for me. Then they feck off for a couple of days before coming back to properly limber my ovaries up for ovulation!

Work is manic. I was here until gone 11 last night. Deadline is today. And someone we really need to get hold of before the deadline can be met has gone awol in a foreign country. Grrrr.

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