The BESH Eurovision Song Contest eva

I am fine. Bored though.

I'm watching Happy Popper again with my family and pottering on MN. You alright dor?

Shhhhhh?

Where is everybody?

Ah sorry to hear you're bored sinkers. I hate it when MSB is away!
I've had a luffly day. Walked into Bowness and got a boat across Windermere. Did a three mile walk to a nice pub and got a steam train back. DNephew really enjoyed it though he's shattered now and off to bed. To be fair, the walk (usually an easy warm up for bigger ones later) has totally worn me out! All that fresh air and exercise. I have no stamina since being ill. MSB is a bit upset about the footie (Man U fan) but I am relieved my precious Villa won't be relegated! :) quiet night in for us, just waiting for dinner to cook!
What's everyone else been up to? norf I assume you've been prodding your buzzwams all day?!

Hola folks.

Proper bored now. GHJ is working this weekend and while I've occupied myself up to now, I'm bored! That feels a little pathetic

Sooooo... norf, obviously diffed-ness.

What's the chat elsewhere, or is everyone away for the bank holidays?

There's not an emoticon for friendless loser, but I'd be using it right now if there was...

Well you're clearly diffed have you googled clomid big boobs?

Morning all.

Either Clomid has made my boobs bigger or I am actually delusional diffed and that period was actually an implantation thing. Don't all rush at once to tell me which is more likely.

I like Gertrude. Henrietta the hen? We could all have a chicken as a baybee substitute... On second thoughts, praps not.

Yeah I know bugs. House prices are mental over here :(

Yep. It's super competitive.

I am desperately trying not to get too excited. and I need to stop planning to kitchen and trying to decide if I want a woodburning stove or an open fire.

I assume that's because there's limited properties come up for sale and even less at ahem affordable prices?

We seriously have to be quick over here. Properties go within hours!

Wow dor that was speedy! We look round ours Wednesday and again Saturday afternoon and had an offer accepted Sunday afternoon! We thought that was speedy but properties in our village go really quickly.
I am very impatient too. I said to MSB last night I think that's why ttc has been so difficult. I'm incredibly impatient, my favourite prayer is God give me patience and hurry up about it!
We have arrived at our holiday cottage, was a bit nervous about coming because it's a different cottage but it's luffly. Really spacious and outside space for DNephew to play in. Might even have a cheeky gin for the first time in 8 weeks!

Wow dor. I have proper house envy. I loooved it when we moved in and all the rooms were empty and magnolia- blank canvas! (which I have done v little with, but never mind). And don't start me on the garden fit for chickens and veg. I have a metre square of onions, peas and rocket.

Cd 15 here. No signs of ov yet. Clinic on Friday. Yawn to it all

To all the preggers folk. Cockwanks.

Well, we have put an offer in on that house. I didn't really expect to make the decision today. We now have to wait until Tuesday for a decision. I hate waiting.

Oh please post that! I will cheer from the rooftops if you do. Though perhaps better not

Thanks norf, we did a few back and forth texts but I didn't do much asking about the baybee I'm not that mature! The other friend had put the scan pic up of t 'other place, sorry friend but I've hit 'unsubscribe'. Worst thing has to be that another preggo friend posted on her wall ooh you too? Everyone I know is having babies! Temptation to say Not everyone love. Now piss off for being so insensitive is high!
But I am off on my holibobs now. Lakes here we come! My signal will be variable but I'll check in as I can! bugs have a fab time!

I really like that, dor.

Well done for mature and decent congratulatory text, faith. I know how hard it is to do.

Yeah we would have a lot of work to do to get it ready. The garden would even be big enough for chickens and to grow veggies!

Tis vairy nice dor though you'll need to be handy with a roller! Garden look immense.
euro I had to dig really, really deep but to be fair, it's not her fault she's fallen pregnant at the drop of a hat twice I did realise though we have a mutual friends' wedding in July and now two of them will be diffed. If I haven't had my win by then, it'll be pretty horrendous.
I totally agree about the process being made harder by the appointment process, both NHS and private. I've been by it. Mine's not been brilliant - 6 months to get MSB's first SA, appt times coming the day of the appt, waiting 9 months for my follow up etc but people fighting simply to be heard and get things sorted seems ludicrous! Hope you get it sorted soon euro.

My friend in Jersey paid twice as much for her 2 bed flat as we did for our four bed bungalow! I'm amazed you're able to buy at all :) but excited for you.
I've just managed to text my smug pregnant with dc#2 friend with congratulations. That's all I could muster! Too churlish not to reply at all but damn has she had it easy...

I will find you link in a minute, but please bear in mind that this is the most expensive place ever to live so don't expect a mansion!

Oh, and also this needs quite a bit of cosmetic work doing but it could be lovely and has a spectacular garden!

Ok... stupidly expensive bungalow here.