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The BESH Eurovision Song Contest eva

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eurochick · 13/04/2012 13:56

Asseyez-vous mes amies and ready yourselves for the BESH Eurovision contest ever. Get ready with your Central European fashion, transvestites and inability to sing anything in tune. Get ready to rip your skirts off and leave your other halves no option but to make their mind up (do you see what I did there?) to get down to some swi and do your best not to think of Terry Wogan at any point in the proceedings. Finally, get ready to yell ?nul points? at the evil Droid should it dare to make an appearance.

Newbies, approach in high euro-camp mode, find and complete the BESHtionnaire to let us judge whether you are cynical and menkul enough to join us.

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 13/04/2012 16:36

Ooh-ahh Northey, just a little bit! Grin

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 13/04/2012 16:35

Yes pliz winkywoo to give more details or we will be forever boggling about JL Picard and Gladiators!
I made it round Tezzas Tesco not Terry Wogan's house in one piece. The car is also as it was since yesterday [embarrassed] and no worse.
Continuing the 90s chick flick fest today with 10 things I hate about you. It's so witty :) My favourite character has to be the crazy guidance counsellor aka the woman that was in West Wing and played Juno's step mum

Northey · 13/04/2012 16:28

Remember Gina G? Ah, those were the days.

blonderthanred · 13/04/2012 16:19

Douze points pour Les BESH!

Welcome newbie, may you always be walking on sunshine. (woah-ho)

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eurochick · 13/04/2012 16:12

Heh@diffed fridge! Mine is too. It's the only thing that ever gets diffed chez euro!

Dr Google has a few suggestions. For example: www.squidoo.com/eurovisionsongs
Do you remember Lordi? They were "interesting"... And Daz. Crikey. Oh, and Dana International.

But mainly I think we should get slowly shozzled through the fred, just like Wogan used to.

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CaveMum · 13/04/2012 16:11

[runs in]

[whips off skirt]

Afternoon all! Nice fred Euro, and greetings to our newest victim member Wink

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 13/04/2012 15:18

Happy new fred. I am shite with eurovision songs, can someone google me a helpful list, like the pirate dictonary?

Yay - new blood - newer than me :) do spill the beans, winkywonky! What should we not know about you, but will you share anyway is having flashbacks of the foreskin conversation, right now

It is assignment time again in the lemon household this weekend, so you can expect me to be about, occasionally Wink

PS my fridge is diffed (that is what is it called if you have hcg in you, right?)

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eurochick · 13/04/2012 15:04

Good idea, Norfy. After all, each month we end up back at square one so that would be quite fitting!

Faith definitely, but we need to remember more titles than just the bucks fuizz one...

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Northey · 13/04/2012 14:59

Fantastic! A new fred and a new BESH all at once. Hello winklepicker . Tell us all about yourself. Jet was totally hot. I wanted to be her. Actually, we should do a Gladiators fred, and spend each cycle running up the travelator for a win.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 13/04/2012 14:44

Hmm interesting crushes!
It's crummy weather here. I'm chilly but Je bois une tasse tea mmm et Je suis a bit warmer now.
Can we just drop eurovision song titles into our chit chat? Like the time has arrived for me to be making my mind up whether or not I'm going to venture to the shops?!

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eurochick · 13/04/2012 14:27

Ooo, a newbie already. Nice BESHtionnaire. I see you share my views on camping.

JL Picard??? That's a bit, er, leftfield...

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 13/04/2012 14:16

Oooh do I smell fresh meat?! Wow, hello winkly! The answer to the R2D2 question is evil - we don't say af, we refer to periods as 'the Droid'.
How long have you been trying to win a baybee?

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 13/04/2012 14:13

Great start to the thread!

Winkly · 13/04/2012 14:09

Je suis une BESH wannabe and I love the Eurovision so much I have been known to host gin & wine soaked parties to celebrate it!

BESHtionnaire:

  1. Do you like gin? yes. And all the other alcohols.

  2. Men - are you a gold digger or a cradle snatching cougar?
    n/a

  3. Baybee-making - to put a baybee in your tumtum, which hole do you use:
    a) weewee
    b) poopoo
    c) foofoo
    d) none, you just pray to the baby Jebus.

c or am I doing it wrong?

  1. Testing - when someone wonders if they should test for updiff (pg), do you: a) bellow 'POAS!' at them non-stop and punch them repeatedly in the kidneys till they wet themselves anyway. b) Sprinkle them with babydust and send them hugs and kisses on lickle baby angel wings.

a

  1. Is R2D2: a) an adorable robot from Star Wars. b) the source of all evil.

I think the answer must be b but I don't know why. Does this disqualify me?

  1. Number of pets? None, one hairy husband

  2. Inappropriate (read: weird) crush of shame?

Jean Luc Picard. I'd love to rub that baldy head

  1. Lesbian crush?
    My first love was Jet from Gladiators. Retro crush!

  2. What are your views on camping?
    Did it once at a beer festival. In the morning I threw the tent in the bin

  3. How much money have you spent on sticks you then urinate on?
    i) Oh nothing, I'll probably catch first time and then get the doctor to confirm it.
    ii) Over 100 quid
    iii) I opened an account on ebay solely for the purpose of purchasing sticks

C Grin

Finally, tell us how you found the BESH and why you'd like to join us pliz.

Lurked a bit, seems like my cup o'gin

Do I pass?

FriendofDorothy · 13/04/2012 14:04

Oooo can I watch and score from the sidelines?