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Was it a good holiday? Apart from the need for suppressed sechsing... And how are you feeling more generally? You sound really perked up for having been away.

Gah about blasted maybe-droid, cave. It's so bloody complicated with wonky cycles :( By the way, your honeymoon sounds fab (just caught my eye on the other thread)

Love the pep talk euro. I do it to MSB's swimmers.
I'm glad you had a luffly burfday cavey but :( for HWHNN leaving and to possible droid visitation! If it was all one long cycle, what cycle day would you be?
Well I've got my first :) . Seriously, this is flipping awesome! I want smiley face everything, why have I put off using them before?! I've told MSB it's game on. oh we're back from holiday by the way. Quite good really, we weren't comfortable sechsing in the room next to my Dad! although we may have once or twice

Afternoon all. Had a lovely birthday dinner last night with HWHNN who has now headed back to base for tomorrows flight
We didnt manage the sechs so I'm hoping I don't lay my egg in the next few days. It is unlikely, earliest has been Day 14, which would be Wednesday, when he gets back.

I'm thinking droid is on the way anyway. Ive had off and on cramps today and a teeny bit of brown spotting this afternoon. If it is droid it would fit in with when I thought I ov'd, which means the clinic got it wrong and I've wasted a batch of Clomid tablets

So, tonight it is me, the cat, and I suspect several glasses of wine. I'm going to take myself off shopping tomorrow. I'm putting together a hamper for my best friend, full of lots of useful baby stuff like cotton wool, wipes, muslins, baby shampoo etc. I can see I'm going to spend a fortune on this baby already!

Is he going to try Lord Haw Haw next? There's a rich seam of fertility research waiting to be done here.

Always tempting sinky, but not wise...you have sympathy. I hated nights, especially on the weekend. I hope you have some goodies to take with you. Just think of your nice warm bed when you get home in the morning. I'm sorry you're having such a confuddling time with the ivf service. It does seem logical that they sort it out but I guess therein lies the mystery of the NHS, anything but logical!
shreddie sounds like you're having fun?! Since I've been ill I've not been drinking much. Put it like this, my family have been lapping me and I've had quite a few cokes! I've had a couple of ciders and am just about to crack open another but that will be it for me today. Any more and my pain seems to flare up!
I started my smiley POAS regime today. No :) yet but I expect I'll get a smile in the next few days. My charts usually show an average of cd13 for ovulation and I'm only 9 now. Have told MSB we need go crack on though, he agreed!
Sorry about the follicles norf, sending growy thoughts your way!

shred, I can't even begin to tell you how envious I am. Just about to go and start a night shift. Not sure pre work drinking is the best idea... But I really really want a glass of wine!

Hola BESH! I iz a tit bipsy. I recommend it!

Hope GP appt is good, sinky. And sending a speshul pep talk to northey's follicles. C'mon guys!

Fanks. Got one Monday.

Ah, crap, hilarity. What a pile of poo. And the doctor that said "relax" quite frankly deserves a swatting with a freshly used dildocam. How soon can you get a GP appointment?

Salut BESHes.

High five to caves womanly bits. Cinq point for northy lining (lazy follicle? It it just slow to ripen?)

euro that is frustrating. Can't win really - enforced sechsing is a passion killer and enforced abstinence is frustrating! Remember when sechs was fun?

norf that sucks about the follicles but glad there are some good signs all the same.

I must say, AMNH is getting a bit fed up of my texts reminding him not to fill the lonely hours of my absence by sitting around and, umm. diminishing his sperm quality.

Hurrah for your follicle! Very well done. Your womb lining reminds me that mine has thickened too, which is a good sign.

Bastard follicles have scarcely grown at all.

Am desponding in the hospital cafeteria with a broken biscuit and some inferior coffee.

Morning all! Thanks for birfday wishes

[hands out chunks of carrot cake]

Hope the scan goes well Norf [waves pompoms]

use the turkey baster

Second tracking scan tomorrow. Am really quite excited. Grow, follicles, grow!

Hola BESHes! Greetings from Cumbria Spain.
Happy burfday cavey! Hope you have a luffly day tomorrow with HWHNN!
shredders I'm glad to hear your chap's swimmers are up to task. Crap as it is to have one individual in the partnership with the problem, it's better than having a double whammy. Hope the droid fecks off soon.
I will be peeing on a smiley stick from tomorrow. Unfortunately MSB got a stinky cold last week, he's nearly better but guess who's full of it now?! But I'll take one for the team when we get home. Bring on the sechsing!

Happy biffday for tomorrow, Cavey! about HWHNN going away but hope you enjoy your dinner out.

I'm bored. Waiting for droid to feck off so we can get back on the sechsing.

Hello fellow BESH, hope you are all well. Dor I hope you've had a nice easy day.

Tonight I am baking a carrot cake for my [sob] birfday tomorrow. HWHNN is taking me out for dinner tomorrow night but then has to go back to base on Saturday night as he's flying to Afghan on Sunday morning for 3 days to visit some guys that work for him [sigh]. The life of a military WAG

Hurrah for fractionally less glossy than usual stepMIL!

Sounds like you're doing everything right, dor. Hang in there.

Yeah I think my head just feels a bit bolloxed and I really don't want to go to work and deal with other peoples' crises.

I am just hoping that I don't get any more bleeding. My lovely husband is being a superstar though. He has downloaded loads of books onto my Kindle and he is just being so sweet.