The BESH Eurovision Song Contest eva

Yup Norf, it's clomid or bust! not that the damned drug as done me much good

Managed run. Now trying to haul my arse out to town. Can't really be arsed. Sigh. Ghj away on stag. I'm lonely.

There's not a what a loser emoticon, but there should be.

Woo Kat is a Mummy :) that's awesome. Douze points!
Oooh more fresh meat! Bonjourno shredders. If you've been lurking since Kat got her bfp you've been around even longer than me! Sounds like you'll fit right in.
Intros to be newbies: I'm faith though I had a name change to phoenixfromtheflames so sometimes I still get called phee Been ttc 26 months, about 30 cycles I think lost count. Rare male fertility ishoos - Mr Faith, aka MSB - Mr Squidgy Baybee was found to have a teeny growth on his pituitary gland causing high prolactin levels, which decreases testosterone levels which in turn causes slow swimmers but not til I'd had.bloods, Hsg and fanjo cam to check my plumbing is ok . Started treatment at Christmas so we should be in normal realms by now. So 80% chance of conceiving within a year.
Norf now remember your mantra for next week: I'm not leaving without the clomid!

Oh and woop-die-doo (ripping off of clothes and cheesy dancing for kat) CONGRATULATIONS.

Btw dot, still diffed? I know you're lurking!

Morning contenders, I am all ready with scoring cards (and the assignment-to-do)

Welcome shred. Two newbies - I am an old hand now :)

And insensitive as it may be, I agree with you sink and I am dedicating my rubbish paper to norf for effort. I am lemon and been trying for a measly 22 months to win a baybee. The only thing that gets diffed is our fridge and we are unexplained and outsourcing (like euro, second iui this cycle).

salamlamaq shred (google translate tells me that's welcome in azerbaijani)

Sorry to say, but you sound like you'll fit perfectly here. Having said, there is a mini run of diffedness of late, so this could be the Fred to get in on. Just sayin'..

I'm sinky/flamey, 31. TTC for >24months (stopped counting- don't make me. ). PCOS, no natural cycles. I'm post ov drilling, just finished cycle 7 of 9 clomid and have a appt on may for the 'IVF chat'. Again, . GHJ is the other half. He's sickeningly healthy with an alarmingly high swimmer count.

Northy, bloody hell, this might be a v insensitive thing to say, but I hadn't realised how long you've been on this shitty bandwagon. I shall dedicate my out of tune entry, sung in Portuguese, with dubious ice skating backing dancers in your honour.

And, kat (although I joined the BESH after she left...) - yay! Do BESH births get twirled nipple tassels, or do we break out the big guns?

Next week. Not last week.

Hola, shred. As far as I can see, the verdict from the judges from the BESHerlands seems to be dix points, so draw up a chair.

I'm northey, 34 in the next few weeks, unprotected sechs for 7 years, trying for, oh I can't remember, two or three years, in which time I've only managed about four droids. And one ectopic proto-baybee, which got hacked out avec tube last year. Hopefully being prescribed Clomid last week (cue mucho ranting about the stupidity and meanness of doctors for not giving it to me before EVEN THOUGH THEY PROMISED).

Fanx for the welcome. Shred is fine by me: am sure I'll be sharing tmi in no time :-)

I'm 31, ttc for 16 months now. In that time have had one early mc (in June) and one ectopic ( just before Christmas) so am now minus one tube. Other half is having SA soon to see if there are any ishoos and I'm resisting the urge to go and weep at my doctor until she refers me or summat.

More fresh meat?! Welcome Shred (do you mind if I call you Shred? It is a tad over familiar seeing as we've only just met!) Your BESHtionnaire looks good to me, tell us a bit more about yourself.

Oh, and we're going to have to ask all newbies to put together a Eurovision-style dance routine for our amusement approval

For the record, I am Cavemum, 30 nearly 31 years old. Technically TTC since June 2010, but due to PCOS only had 8 cycles of trying in that time. Currently on cycle 5 (out of 6) on Clomid.
My husband, also known as HWHNN, is in the RAF so lives away from home during the week, which means sechs takes a lot of logistical planning!

In Egg news - still nothing, nada, not a sausage. Day farking 26

Guten tag, BESH! I humbly present my BESHtionnaire for your approval:

1. Do you like gin? yes. Back on the gin now after months of abstaining in hopes it would win me a baybe < deluded>

2. Men - are you a gold digger or a cradle snatching cougar?
   Gold digger.

3. Baybee-making - to put a baybee in your tumtum, which hole do you use:
   a) weewee
   b) poopoo
   c) foofoo
   d) none, you just pray to the baby Jebus.

c. Though the sonographer got so flustered during emergency dildo cam that she went for b until I yelped gently corrected her...

4. Testing - when someone wonders if they should test for updiff (pg), do you: a) bellow 'POAS!' at them non-stop and punch them repeatedly in the kidneys till they wet themselves anyway. b) Sprinkle them with babydust and send them hugs and kisses on lickle baby angel wings.

a

5. Is R2D2: a) an adorable robot from Star Wars. b) the source of all evil.

B

6. Number of pets? None.

7. Inappropriate (read: weird) crush of shame?
   David Mitchell

8. Lesbian crush?
   Romola Garai

9. What are your views on camping?
   Only to be tolerated for one night at a time, and only if I can bring a air bed and feather duvet.

10. How much money have you spent on sticks you then urinate on?
    i) Oh nothing, I'll probably catch first time and then get the doctor to confirm it.
    ii) Over 100 quid
    iii) I opened an account on ebay solely for the purpose of purchasing sticks

iii. I now cannot go on Amazon at work because all its recommendations are for pee sticks and TCOYF

Finally, tell us how you found the BESH and why you'd like to join us pliz.

I've lurked since Kat got her bfp so seems only fitting that I should join now! I think you peoples may be my kinda peoples.

Good luck flamey!
Tres amusing euro
Gah, my friend is coming over in half an hour and I'm still in bed...gonna make it 10!

Bonjour mes amies.

Euro great Wogan quotes. What a man.

Off for a run. First in a week. Wish me luck.

:o euro

How old iz you pliz winkers? That impacts on the length of time trying to win a baybee but don't worry I think you're in
I don't judge your dinner northus, I would have added some cheese to the top to be fair. I've just scoffed a gluten free pizza whilst watching Big Bang myself. Yum!
and er yes it worked a treat

Just go for the nipple tassels faithy.

Have just found out that my cousins' wife is expecting too. Still finding it oddness.

Bon soir mes amies, je suis tres joyeux a la fred nouveux! Le topic est excellent, felicitations Euro

All I'm going to say is I'm v glad it's the weekend, ooh, agh, just a littlebit. (was that shoehorned in ok?)

Welcome winkly, already this Fred is a better new blood lure than the prev. I blame those foul mouthed parrots (but I do miss, er... Bob). Personally, I always preferred the second in command to jl Picard. Even with the dubious facial hair.

Northey, nil points the AMNH. Poor form. GHJ's off on a stag doo, but think ov has come and gone so I'm just abandoned, rather than

What's weekend plans for all? I'm getting my hair dyed. about bloody time When's the next kidney poking/menkulling dueto start?

Maybe I have not been trying to win a baybee for long enough to be here as it has only been 6 months. Got married 2 and a half years ago and waiting Til The Time Was Right, as Johnny Logan sang in 1980 "what's another year" - well the two years waiting were a Mistake, and most of my family now think I am a child-hater or barren or just a selfish caaah and have given up on my uterus.

If I am not being kicked off I will say that I would be too Northey, and that greeting a man in undies with a beer sounds like Just Enough.

I am willing to answer any and all questions raised by my BESHtionairre! What boggling is there to be done? JL is a plummy voiced prince of a man!

Undies and beer? I'd do you.

I was extremely , faith. Simmering down a bit now after putting an early dinner of garlic bread and chips (dont even think of judging me) and settling down for the Big Bang Theory. Soft Kitty makes everything better.

I would be a tad in your position Northey. I think it's nearly sechsing time so I am contemplating greeting MSB in my undies with a beer tonight - too much?!

Allison Janney. She is epicmazing, faif.

AMNH will not now be stopping in to diff me, because he has fannied about all morning and missed his train and therefore will be late for his party if he pauses further for sechs on route. Right. Nice to know that this whole doomed baybee project is lower in his priorities than one extra hour at a party that will probably last seven.