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The BESH Eurovision Song Contest eva

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eurochick · 13/04/2012 13:56

Asseyez-vous mes amies and ready yourselves for the BESH Eurovision contest ever. Get ready with your Central European fashion, transvestites and inability to sing anything in tune. Get ready to rip your skirts off and leave your other halves no option but to make their mind up (do you see what I did there?) to get down to some swi and do your best not to think of Terry Wogan at any point in the proceedings. Finally, get ready to yell ?nul points? at the evil Droid should it dare to make an appearance.

Newbies, approach in high euro-camp mode, find and complete the BESHtionnaire to let us judge whether you are cynical and menkul enough to join us.

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FriendofDorothy · 20/04/2012 08:52

I found dildocam fascinating. I think I am weird.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 20/04/2012 07:57

Bonjourno tutti! Good even-ning from Italy. We award nil points to Cavey's lack of egg laying! Have the clinic talked to you about the blood tests yet?
Drizzly assignments are an endurance test, as are job applications! What's it for? But honestly, most of us have had the fanjocam and it's ok. Dignity on a par with a smear but not painful. Just a tad uncomfortable, but definitely not painful!
I'm off to the doctors again today if I can get an appt! about whether I'm fit to work - MSB says I'm not - and about stopping the codiene. Oh and my piano is coming back, yay!

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 20/04/2012 06:41

Good morning, good morning, calling in with results from somewhere very easterly (to make up for hideous o'clock getting up)...

we awardzz zilch pointzz to cave's absent droid. Even if it meant no enforced sechsing.

And I made and ate (lots of) cake last night - but I just had a bowl of lovely muesli, some juice and tea :) before I need to brave the world out there (read the clinic).

Grin at calling it a draw witk KFZK euro. But very sad both you and faith have had such ill mothers. My dad suffered with cancer long before SB came to the scene, but he thankfully has been in the clear for years.

What is on the BESHAgenda today? Here it is a bloody assignment, a job application and a dildo-cam. So come and talk to me!!!

CaveMum · 19/04/2012 20:42

Hola BESHville, this is Tbilisi calling with results of the Georgian vote [not really, but y'know it's Eurovisiony]

Well CD31 here and still no sign of ov [kicks ovaries].

Absolutely shattered as I was in work from 8.15 till 7.30 due to meetings. So glad sechs is not called for tonight Grin

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 19/04/2012 19:39

Just ate a creme egg before and after dinner. Very real risk my uniforms won't fit when I finally get back to work!

Northey · 19/04/2012 17:29

I have gone through a Ritter hazelnut in 30 seconds. I have got an interview coming up and there is a very real risk that I won't fit into my interview suit.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 19/04/2012 17:20

Grin at calling it a draw!
There is nothing that can't be helped by Frijj Chocolate Fudge Brownie milkshake or so I shall tell myself as I drink all 500 calories of it

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 19/04/2012 17:18

Grin at calling it a draw!

eurochick · 19/04/2012 16:07

Aw, faithy that's good. My mum was diagnosed with a secondary bone cancer (having recovered from breast cancer a few years earlier) a few months after KFZK and I first got together. In fact, we had just had a tiff and broken up. He came round to pick up the things he had left at mine shortly after I got the news. He stuck around to support me and we stayed together. Well sort of. We were a bit on and off for the first years. In fact we were at 2-2 on dumping one another when we got engaged. I think we have decided to call it a draw now!

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 19/04/2012 15:36

I know what you mean euro, it's good to recognise other peoples strengths and mistakes.
When I say how long we'd been together - together 8 months, got engaged, got married 9 months after!- it sounds really fast but it got real very fast cos my Mum was diagnosed with cancer before we'd even been together two months When I say this it still feels like I'm talking about someone else's life 5 years on! and bless him, he was there for me. He had a lot of wet t-shirts! :)
still haven't moved from the sofa

eurochick · 19/04/2012 14:20

I think my own education on marriage came from learning from people around me whose marriages had failed for a variety of reasons - affairs, growing apart after having children, being completely ill-suited in the first places and so on. We'd been together for seven years by the time we got married and had lived together for two of those, so we knew full well what were letting ourselves in for and what the other person's views on no. of kids, money, etc were by that point. And we were well past the honeymoon stage as far as sechs was concerned!

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 19/04/2012 14:08

I'd heard more gory details intimate stuff from non-Christian friends! It was fine and the food was good!
Oh my days it's got to 2pm already...I've watched everything on E4. That's a bit sad. Reckon I'd best tackle the spare room.

eurochick · 19/04/2012 14:02

Sorry, but it sounds awful to me! Sitting around talking about my future sechs life with people I don't really know?* Once again, I am glad to be an heathen athiest!

*I realise the irony, given how much I overshare on here, but tbh I worked up to it gradually once I felt I "knew" you somewhat.

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 19/04/2012 13:50

It wasn't how I'd have imagined. My sister got wed in Catholic church and she had the traditional stuff. Ours was more like dinner, watch a Dvd thing then talk about ishoos like money, arguing, sechs, having baybees. The couple were luffly, only in their 40s with teenage kids so quite easy to relate to. I'm actually glad we did it in retrospect!

eurochick · 19/04/2012 13:39

That's good faithey but at the the idea of marriage classes! Eugh.

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 19/04/2012 13:32

Yeah I'm inclined to think that too Norf. We notice he has more energy generally amongst other things but that's the bit that seems most encouraging! I asked an online magic 8 ball if I'd get diffed this cycle and it said It is most definite Don't even need to poas this cycle then Grin
I remember when we had our marriage prep classes oh yes, compulsory when getting wed in our church but actually was quite fun! the couple who coached us did say we'd be surprised how much our mutual sex drive would vary. Even so I was surprised!
Bleurgh it's horrid again here, good job I did the car when I did. Pouring rain and I'm freezing but figure if it's just me that's cold so I've put a fleece on and made a giant cuppa.

Northey · 19/04/2012 13:09

Shock at new man MSB! I'm so pleased treatment is having a noticeable difference. Bodes well for eventual successful diffedness, I feel.

I have tended to have the lower sex drive in our relashunship, I think. Apparently low libido isn't uncommon with pcos. I think there was a year where we didn't have sechs at all.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 19/04/2012 12:19

Always nice when you and FF are on the save page Euro, specially when it means the iui was well timed! We never really had much of the sechs. In retrospect MSB wasn't right from when we got married. He is much more enthusiastic now Wink
Well l found a dry window to get the car clean inside. Discovered what the slightly unpleasant getting worse by the day was a sarnie I discarded in the car a while ago the week before I went into hospital! I'm a bit minging! I'm glad it's done though. Been messing to do it for a while!

eurochick · 19/04/2012 11:02

Some of you have a lot of the sechs! KFZK doesn't have a particularly high drive. I used to, but ttc seems to have killed it. In any case, pre-ttc we pretty much only over did it at the weekend, but they would be long fun sessions. Neither of us is much into the midweek quickie, which is pretty much necessary for ttc.

This month we managed 9, 11, 13 then had to have a break (over the weekend, when we both actualy wanted to do it dammit, pre-iui) and then insemination on day 16. We would normally have ramped it up over the weekend and ended up with 9, 11, 13, 14, 15, 16 but the clinic told us to abstain for a couple of days before the procedure. Futility fiend has just confirmed that it thinks I oved when I thought I did - on day 16. Hurrah. I like it when we agree.

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lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 19/04/2012 10:20

Good luck with pretending to be interested dor. But exciting about proper tiredness symptom. You must still be diffed!!

Loving the description of the car norf. That is my kind of description, and as I am so disinterested, I sometimes even get the colour wrong - SB laughs at me.

Fee stop counting the number sechsings you've done to win a baybee. I have had dotty months and not got a win. And now we're outsourcing :) (but if we're doing stats, we did sechsing for fun on cd6,7, 9 - but I did have a scan with no clear frontrunner yet yesterday, so the egg will probably be after the weekend).

Btw I should work but cannot be bothered. I had loads of big deadlines last week and now I have come to a complete standstill...

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 19/04/2012 09:52
FriendofDorothy · 19/04/2012 09:50

I've got to go and run a group in a minute and try and pretend I am interested!

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 19/04/2012 09:41

Poor Dor
How on earth am I going to gear up to being back at work?

FriendofDorothy · 19/04/2012 09:39

I wish I could stay in bed. I can't keep my eyes open at the moment.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 19/04/2012 09:38

Like whatshisface.....Boris Becker! Drunken cupboard fumble baybee.

Bah why is it that when I'm movtuated to clean out the car it starts pouring with rain?! May as well stay in bed!