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The BESH Eurovision Song Contest eva

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eurochick · 13/04/2012 13:56

Asseyez-vous mes amies and ready yourselves for the BESH Eurovision contest ever. Get ready with your Central European fashion, transvestites and inability to sing anything in tune. Get ready to rip your skirts off and leave your other halves no option but to make their mind up (do you see what I did there?) to get down to some swi and do your best not to think of Terry Wogan at any point in the proceedings. Finally, get ready to yell ?nul points? at the evil Droid should it dare to make an appearance.

Newbies, approach in high euro-camp mode, find and complete the BESHtionnaire to let us judge whether you are cynical and menkul enough to join us.

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lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 20/04/2012 13:05

Cave it works and it is spectacularly uninformative. What a weird chart - sorry. I have not charted for about a year, but I can still recall that this is not the ideal cycle.

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 20/04/2012 13:03

I'd go faith, but only if I was a) fairly confident I would not bump into anyone from work and b) if I was well enough, and to be honest, you don't sound that well yet... And yes, dildo-cam was okay news, or not much news. It means I am set up for a slightly "longer" cycle, than last time. Expecting a 27-day one, which is good and fairly normal. No sechsing after tonight, I reckon (we came to the conclusion that SB's contribution is best with regular clear-outs, so now we abstain for only 48hrs before...)

BMI rules are weird, and I can totally see the point of not weighing yourself (me stepping on the broken scales earlier this year, did send me in a bit of a tail spin) but I would do so if I was going to be weighed after the weekend, to be honest. Difficult. Sorry about the gain since Christmas. In many ways, I would say deal with it now. Cake making is my preferred answer to being miserable (just signed up for a workshop in June :) ) so I sympathise with that too!!

Waves at the diffed one!

CaveMum · 20/04/2012 13:00

Tell me if this works

Northey · 20/04/2012 12:50

Guidelines for my area are bmi 26. Before Christmas I ha got down to a bmi of under 25, but I have been eating so much recently... And I'm too scared to weigh myself in case it sends me into loopy weight loss behaviour :(

FriendofDorothy · 20/04/2012 12:49

It's not like you would be doing anything though! I would go!

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 20/04/2012 12:39

I have ingredients for cake making too Norf. Just haven't done anything about it yet!
That is good news from the fanjocam then yes drizz? Is it no sechsing over the weekend before the outsourcing?
I am meh, we have tickets for Michael Macintyre tonight and I can't go cos I'm off sick - it'd look bad, yes? Boo. I really wanted to go :(

FriendofDorothy · 20/04/2012 12:35

Northey I have a BMI of 36 and they still gave me Clomid.

Northey · 20/04/2012 12:28

Can you have a quick shag just in case?

It is pouring, and I want to make cakes. Sadly I am terrified I will be too fat for Clomid on Monday (I don't want them to have even the tiniest excuse) so am trying to restrain myself.

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 20/04/2012 12:25

Intriguing linkage cavy. I got nothing left futility fiend ages ago and was frustrated. Waves at norf for blankness.

The score here so far, is deux ickle eggs and outsourcing after weekend, nill points for progress on assignment or job application but douze points for a good cuddle with my nephew and loads of tasty food for tonight.

Sleepy now!!

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 20/04/2012 12:15

What's your username cavey? Is your sharing page set up right?

CaveMum · 20/04/2012 12:14

Oh bum! I'm linking from my phone so maybe that's the problem! I shall try again later from a pooter.

Yes, I do have the PCOS (newly christened "pretty crap ovaries" in this house!). Temping has always worked in the past for me, so not sure why this cycle has gone haywire!

Problem is I now gave no idea if I am at the start, middle or end of TWW!

Northey · 20/04/2012 12:10

For me it comes up blankety blank.

eurochick · 20/04/2012 12:01

And for me it linked to my last chart!

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 20/04/2012 12:00

And it linked to my last chart!

FriendofDorothy · 20/04/2012 11:53

Are you sure that is the right chart?

It looks like a link to my last chart!

Northey · 20/04/2012 11:50

You have PCOS as well, don't you, cavey? Has temping always been reliable for you before? I have heard it can be a bit weird for PCOS sufferers.

CaveMum · 20/04/2012 11:42

Yup, that's the one Faif. It's a real humdinger, or should that be "Humperdinck" in honour of our Eurovision entry this year!

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 20/04/2012 11:36

Er cavey is that the right chart link?
Norf since they never 100% confirmed the diagnosis, the treatment plan was always just to take the painkillers til it settled. I really don't think it's a kidney infection since the antibiotics made little difference and no-one offered me any since! I tried to stop the codiene too radically and suffered for it. The doc had prescribed me more of the buscopan,I ran out of it, which was helping before. I am getting there but still not ready to return to work.

CaveMum · 20/04/2012 11:18

Erm, got my blood results back and they say yes to ovulation Confused

I'm utterly bemused now as I've had no temp shift at all.

This is my chart, blood was taken on Day 30 so that puts ov at any time, I'd guess, between Day 23 and Day 30?

Northey · 20/04/2012 09:44

CD29. Though I'm probably only just ovulating, based on last cycle.

I can't believe you're still in pain! What is it that's meant to have happened? Should they have cured the actual illness, or we're they waiting for it to go away on its own, and just managing the pain in the meantime?

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 20/04/2012 09:34

What cd are you at now norf? Will you poas tomorrow then?
I'm off to the docs at 10.20. I dunno what to do pain/work wise. I thought I was much better but today the pain's quite bad again Confused Grr. Well I'll ask the doctor, they're the expert.

Northey · 20/04/2012 09:06

I love dildocam. I giggled all through my first one.

I meant to POAS this morning, but forgot till it was too late. Later I shall be rearranging my driving test, bravely seeing if suit trousers actually do up, having a driving lesson and thinking what I can cook with some leftover ham. Boiled potatoes and salad are just so dull.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 20/04/2012 09:01

sorry thought I'd stopped the Weirdly worded one in time!

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 20/04/2012 09:00

Oh no I did too! I was craning my neck to see. Well it's not part of you that you usually get to see is it?

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 20/04/2012 08:59

Oh no I did too! I was craning my neck to see. Well it's part of you that you don't get to see is it?