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The BESH Eurovision Song Contest eva

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eurochick · 13/04/2012 13:56

Asseyez-vous mes amies and ready yourselves for the BESH Eurovision contest ever. Get ready with your Central European fashion, transvestites and inability to sing anything in tune. Get ready to rip your skirts off and leave your other halves no option but to make their mind up (do you see what I did there?) to get down to some swi and do your best not to think of Terry Wogan at any point in the proceedings. Finally, get ready to yell ?nul points? at the evil Droid should it dare to make an appearance.

Newbies, approach in high euro-camp mode, find and complete the BESHtionnaire to let us judge whether you are cynical and menkul enough to join us.

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lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 23/04/2012 09:18

Btw fee have you called to see your GP again about the pain? And muchos respect for the sechsing despite it (we have had months off when I've broken parts of me).

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 23/04/2012 09:09

Assignment handed in (why is there no proud emoticon?) Thanks for the kick up the butt, norf. Btw, why don't you write your history down (in a nice coffee shop with lots of evil caffeine)? And write the mantra over the top.

Go fee with ringing the gynae people. I have been very hormonal from the trigger this time, so I would do badly at the not sarky complaining. But you seem nice.

Grin at the rice cooking/bus waiting quickies. We have tried that one with pasta. Ze sechsing took longer, dinner was disgusting as a result. But hey... I tried to convince SB to come back for a go au naturel after doing his deposit and before me going in to pick it up, but he declined the offer :(

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 23/04/2012 08:58

I'm sure they've seen worse in their time norf and people who have less cause to be frustrated than yourself!
Well I rang the gynae clinic. Apparently I'd been automatically discharged because I DNA'd. Aibu to be mightily pissed off about that? I am going to do a complaint because otherwise it'll happen to other people too! Anyway she removed the DNA from my appointment and booked me in for this Friday instead. Not sure if MSB will be able to come but I doubt they'll do much/say much other than maybe offer a repeat SA for MSB to check the drugs have helped that but hey hi, at least they haven't given up on me yet!

Northey · 23/04/2012 08:35

I shall probably blurt it out before I've even sat down and they shall look at me as though I'm mad.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 23/04/2012 08:27

Go girl! We believe in you!

Northey · 23/04/2012 08:17

Am back in the smoke now, fee. Really worried about the lack of appointment letter, even though I've phone twice to query and been told it's not a problem. Going for a walk in a aec to run through my history in my head (I forget now what's happened in which year!). And to practise "I'm not leaving without the Clomid."

Northey · 23/04/2012 08:14

lemmy, stop fanning around and get back to your assignment!

Nice work cavey. Yesterday I asked AMNH if he could manage it in the 45 minutes before my bus left The conversation started at 10.11. I was putting my knickers back on at 10.20.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 23/04/2012 08:05

Grin cavey! And they say romance is dead!
Oh yes norf I hope you have been practising! Are you travelling back to the big smoke for your appointment?

CaveMum · 23/04/2012 07:56

Norf, good luck at your appointment today. Repeat after me: "I'm not leaving without the Clomid!"

Got the extra sex in last night, while the rice was cooking for dinner! Blush
It was HWHNN's idea, he asked how long the rice would take to cook then said "Well let's go and do it while we're waiting!" romantic!

Just to join in on the boob squeezing, I have done so but no tenderness to report. Then again I never get anything in that department, not even pre-droid, so I'm not surprised!

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 23/04/2012 07:45

lemmy can't you stick in pin in SB so he shares your pain and now clearly he needs a kick up the araenright now! Hope you get the assignment sorted.
I'll be ringing the gynae clinic and trying not to be too sarky since the person on the end of the phone is unlikely to be the one who sent the appointment out!
never watched any River cottage

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 23/04/2012 07:30

Ciao signori d'Italia!

I can squeeze mine too, and they are tender, which is clear hormonal (but not of That Kind), as I am laying an egg in 4 hours approx. Injecting is actually very okay, I don't find it difficult, but I think SB should feel some of the pain, as all he has to do is get to the hospital on time and do his thing (which he is currently failing at).

Love River Cottage Veg :)

Not much else to report as submitting The Assignment by 9am, and doing some last minute adjustments (read: proof reading for glaring errors).

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 23/04/2012 06:35

Hola BESH, greetings from España.
Temp remains the same this morning so continues to look pretty. Don't think I've ever had such a consistent chart before.
norf you just inspired me to squeeze my boobs. They're not very tender Hmm

Northey · 22/04/2012 21:53

I luffs that film too.

I can't stop squeezing my boobs. There is a very fractional tenderness, I think.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 22/04/2012 21:37

norf I generally prefer the 90s films, I realised I'd seen 1 and 3 but never 2. I preferred the first one but it kept us amused.
cavey I bought that on dvd and watched it one day last week then saw it was going to be on tv! Never mind, I luff it, tis hilarious Grin I'd totally forgotten the scene where he sings to her..

CaveMum · 22/04/2012 21:30

I'm watching Ten Things I Hate About You on Film4. I luff this film Grin

Northey · 22/04/2012 21:22

Oh you are just the 80s film queen! I considered that, but have ended up watching River Cottage Veg.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 22/04/2012 20:53

I am thinking I will have to go back. Am hobbling again. Tis not a good luck!
norf Grin am certainly in tww now but we did discuss it this time. In the end we didn't need to but we've done it before and I'm not opposed to doing it again if we need to.
Just enjoyed Back to the future II. Where a classic!

Northey · 22/04/2012 20:21

I don't want to keep shoving my turkey baster in your face, feefee, Shock but hae you considered it? It is much easier on you physically if you are in pain for any reason.

eurochick · 22/04/2012 20:18

Do get back to the drs faithy. x

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 22/04/2012 18:24

Yes euro it's not been easy, especially at first. Add in that MSB has had a nasty tension headache it's been limited. My pain was much better around this time last week so we managed to swi then and life was kind enough to us for once! in that I appear to have laid my egg just afterwards so we're in with a shot. My pain has got quite a bit worse so unfortunately there's no sff at the moment!

eurochick · 22/04/2012 18:18

I always get a lot of CM, but creamy rather than egg white, a few days after ov, but you might as well jump on HWHNN if he is around!

lemons sorry about the injection problems. I didn't find mine at all difficult but then get every menkul side effect going from any kind of hormonal drug, so I guess it is all swings and roundabouts!

Faithy I am very impressed that you have managed to maintain swi despite all the pain you have been in!

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 22/04/2012 17:31

Well cavey I've been in your position getting lots cm in the latter stages, found myself wondering if it meant late ovulation or diffedness. In the event, didn't seem to be either. But if HWHNN is at home, you may as well lure him to bed for precautionary sechs and then wee after?!
lemmy ouch to the injection and boo to the ishoos. Glad to hear the assignment is progressing.
Fanks for the chart compliments Now if it could just stay up, that'd be dandy Hmm

Northey · 22/04/2012 17:05

lemmy, the injecting sounds... difficult. How often do you have to do it?

Northey · 22/04/2012 17:00

Always best to have a wee afterwards, cavey. For cystitis-avoiding purposes :o

Apologies for fuelling a menkul, but increased vadgular wetness can be A Sign...

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 22/04/2012 16:58

PS apologies bout the double negative and fings. I did my writing for the day now I am tired!